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**sing your life**

Granted but on a saturday in 2302.

I wish for a some cheese.

**Optio**

Granted, but it is pure pink cheese.
I wish for a titan to land outside my house that I can pilot. And no I am not standing outside my house when it lands...

**Rotary**

Granted, the pilot-less titan lands outside your house, except there is no pilot, it immediately falls forward unable to correct itself crushing you inside your house.

I wish my farts were silent

**Desubot**

Granted but it is the color of Gaseous iodine(violet gas) which points directly to you. always.

I wish the earth was destroyed muhahahahahaa.

**marrowick**

Granted. But you have to take a number and you get 2894737853754068954956735395893638 and they are currently call number 4. This is going to be a long wait

**snurl**

No wish.
You are torn into little pieces and buried alive.

I wish for some cheeseburgers.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get 486,011,079.3r cheeseburgers.

You are made to eat them non stop, like some judge dredd eating competition. You manage to eat until you weigh a metric ton, then you burst.

I wish for the next poster to share my fate.

**sing your life**

Granted It's being made to watch porn of fetishes I like but you don't.

I wish my sister didn't have epilepsy.

**Stephanius**

Granted, it passed her by and struck you instead, late in life. You find out when some jerk keeps flashing his high-beams at you while you and he are driving too fast on a slippery road on a steep hillside, with your sister in the car with you.

I wish for a set of three utterly incorruptible wishes!

**Optio**

Granted but someone kills you before you can use your third wish.
I wish for a terminator suite

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you get a terminator suite, the hotel room blasts you into smithereens.

I wish to be wearing a suit of terminator armor so I can stand on Optio's grave and laugh at his spelling error

**Optio**

Wish granted, but then I come back from the dead and shove my fist into your throat to kill you and cease your laughter

I wish to then claim the terminator armour as my own and conquer the Galaxy in it.

**Desubot**

Granted but the ground beneath cant support your weight as you get buried alive. (without a black carapace interface you cant use the suits extra strength )
edit: was for chaotic mind but still works for optio
I wish doom rider got his own supplement codex.

**Optio**

Granted, it is written by Matt Ward however.

**marrowick**

Double post

**Optio**

No wish? You find yourself banished from this world for posting at the exact same time as me.
I wish for a paintbrush that auto-matically paints for me.

**Rotary**

Granted, everything you own, your skin, your minis and your family are painted in ultra violet rainbow colors.

I wish i had a maid to clean my house.

**Optio**

Granted, but she takes it upon herself to take her payment...
I wish my shoulder stopped hurting.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. You die and no longer feel pain.

I wish I had a man-eating pony to unleash upon my enemies who also had an aversion to trying to eat me.

**snurl**

Granted. You have to clean up after it.

I wish we could have stayed longer at the fair.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you are found at the Fair dead as a doorpost and spend the next 2 days there as part of a confusing crime scene involving an extra large Cotton Candy, a goldfish, and an inflatable unicorn.

I wish I had some Cotton Candy.

**snurl**

Granted. But before you take a bite a cloud of gnats lands in it and gets stuck there.

I wish the York Fair was twice a year.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, but due to a clerical error, you end up at the Fork Yeah convention and spend 3 days listening to cutlery advice.

I wish there was somewhere I could go to sleep.

**church_ex**

granted you sleep in space and suffocated to death from loss of oxygen

i wish for it to be the 29th of august 2013 again

**helgrenze**

Granted... It is August 29, 2013 again.... and again, and again, and again.... You do exactly the same thing you did that day with only the subtle change of getting slightly older each time it repeats.

I wish it wouldn't rain on the first day of the State fair.

**Optio**

Granted, instead it chucks it down with Hail the size of your head.
I wish to develop my own bike perfectly suited to me and my riding style.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you get rid of your old bike blow your life savings and you disposable income for the next 3 years and get your perfect bike. However your in a car crash a week later that causes permanent damage. This totally changes your riding style without otherwise affecting you, thus making the perfect bike unusable.

I wish for death, destruction and spam based mayhem.

**Optio**

Granted but after 2 days god steps in and smites all that is causing such unwanted destruction and turns the earth back into the paradise it was before Adam and Eve ruined all the fun.

**Ir0njack**

No wish Optio? TSK TSK. you are cordially invited *forced* to join father nurgle or dinner for the rest of eternity.
I wish that the that the Emperor suddenly made himself known to actualy exist .

**Optio**

Granted but he appears as the 1 true chaos god to rule them all.
I wish for cat hairs to stop sticking to my cadet uniform.