corrupt a wish!

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**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- there is no longer any cat hair on your American Civil Air Patrol uniform, and your inspections are flawless.
(EDIT, more corruption!) Your English uniform, on the other hand, is completely buried under bald cats. Their rage towards losing their coats rivals an Angry Marine chapter.

I wish. (EDIT: period)

**Optio**

Wait - that is hardly corrupted? not that im complaining mind...

**snurl**

It is corrupted when you discover the bald cats have used your uniform as a litter box for a week or so.

I wish to be finished painting my new haunt tomorrow. ( www.jasonswoods.com )

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you finish painting it.

However, when you leave and try to go back, you find that everything has mysteriously disappeared...
You begin to hear rumours of a new travelling fair.
The only people that seem to be able to find it are teenagers who look a lot older than they are supposed to be and have the survival instinct of a chronically depressed lemming.
You get arrested on general principles.

I wish for the next heresy book to be out and to contain a night lords contemptor.

**snurl**

Granted. When the book comes out there is a short paragraph in it teasing how the next Heresy book will feature a contemptor, which will be written by Mr. Ward himself.

I wish for some non-rainy weather until Saturday.

**Optio**

Granted, however the sun heats the surface of the earth to a mildly toasty 5'000 degrees celcious.
I wish that the girls school and the boys school I go to decide to offer the same subjects so that I only have to go to one instead of walking lots to get to my lessons.

**sing your life**

I don,t understand what you're saying, so I'll just corrupt this wish by saying that that have a fireworks display to celebrate the new school, and a stray firework lands on you and you catch fire.

I wish for knowledge.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... you are secure in the knowledge that your wish has been corrupted in ways you could never understand.

I wish I could afford some Good Bourbon.

**snurl**

Granted. You buy the best. But there is no way to open it without breaking the bottle.

I wish for a happy helmet.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. The helmet is very happy to reveal it is sentient and hates you as it sinks some spikes into your skull and skewers your brain.

I wish my yard sale tomorrow would go well.

**snurl**

Granted. Someone buys your yard for the coal beneath it and strip mines the whole thing. Your house is left teetering on an obelisk of dirt and rocks.

I wish for a better saw.

**Desubot**

Granted There is now a better remake of Saw where everything happens for real. you are stuck in the angel trap good luck.

I wish i had dental insurance.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted, But your insurance is only for children 1month and under.

I wish for a LEGO Juggerbunny for Brikwars

**snurl**

Granted. But it costs even more than GW would charge.

I wish for a GW sale.

**church_ex**

granted there is a GW sale its for sale and mat ward buys it a fires all the other writers and writes it all him self.

i wish for an uncorruptible wish in which i don't go insane or any other bad things happen

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. Your wish is that you wished to die.

I wish for all dogs in the world to cease to exist.

**Rotary**

Granted all dogs including those that are "hot" and "turkey" cease to exist.

I wish i wished for what the person ahead of me wished for.

**marrowick**

Granted but I made no wish and so you made no wish so you are thrown into a volcano for being a mimic.

**Rotary**

No wish, you are thrown out of the volcano for being a proponent of the greater good, the chaos gods have shown you to be an unworthy sacrifice.

I wish it was easier to type after having so many beers.

**snurl**

Granted. It is easier to type, however making any sense of it is out the window.

I wish I could drink a few beers right now.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You drink a few beers. Someone put cyanide in them and you die. I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

**snurl**

Granted. You don't have to. But you do it anyway due to a keen thirst for knowledge and personal pride. You even do the extra credit work.

I wish for some poison free beer when my shift is over.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you get some poison free beer. Its also alcohol free....

I wish for legible handwriting.

**gunslingerpro**

Granted, you get a tattoo that says "I'm a tosser" on the back of your hand in perfect cursive.

I wish an end to my night shift.

**snurl**

Granted. Until tonight when you go right back in.
(been on nights myself for years)

I wish for a bar that opens at 7AM.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, it only sells cyanide. I wish I had some chocolate with no poison in.

**Rotary**

Granted! Have some chocolate meat!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinuguan

I wish i would pass my internship faster.

**snurl**

Granted. The time flies by so fast you don't recall half of it. Your performance on your job reflects this.

I wish my wife made supper like tonight every night.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted but tonight she didn't make it

I wish the Teens would react to weird al

**gossipmeng**

Granted. The teens would fail to grasp the comedy and instead be shown Miley Cyrus videos.

I wish Fresh Prince would be played on TV more frequently.