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**helgrenze**

Granted, CBC becomes All Fresh Prince, All Day.... Everyday..... but they only show the twelve most popular episodes.

I wish snurl's wife could make me supper.

**snurl**

Granted. But by the time it gets to you its cold.

I wish for glory.

**PredaKhaine**

Glory for the first man to die!

I wish for a donner calzone

**snurl**

Granted. But due to a typo mix up you get a Dahmer Calzone, made with frozen ingredients with a western flavor. Enjoy.

I wish the cold weather would hold off for a few days.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, the very idea of cold weather goes away for 7 days. All AC units (including fridges and freezers) within 5 miles of you spontaneously fail and any heating element goes into overdrive. Meanwhile a heat wave surges in causing the temperature to be 107 degrees Centigrade at the coolest. Assuming you don't live in the middle of nowhere, thousands die yet you miraculously survive knowing your wish (and by extension you) murdered them.

I wish Snurl would then move somewhere else and experience the same hell repeated but with cold and hot swapped.

(having that as part of my corruption would be excessively cruel and unusual)

**Optio**

Granted but the area he moves into is your street.... Have fun being a survivor knowing that it was your wish that brought the corruption with him.

I wish that year 7 girls where not so whinny and screechy.

**helgrenze**

Granted... they all become super confident, outspoken dominant feminists. All the boys soon become whiney and screechy.

I wish it would rain down....

**mudhutman222**

Granted. It floods.
I wish I didn't have a cold.

**Rotary**

Granted you have the flu instead.'

I wish my school wasnt so slow at returning calls.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted- your school calls you to inform you that the building has descended into a sinkhole filled with molten iridium, you owe the library $5,000.85 for overdue books, and their caller ID will help bounty hunters find you because of the library debt, all within 5 minutes of the sinkhole collapsing. You are still in the school.

I wish for a better sense of humor that will be corrupted by you Dakkanauts as hard as you can corrupt this wish.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. You make obscenely dirty jokes about child abuse and other thing revolting. As a teacher in a schoolyard

I wish the nostalgia critic would review Weird Al's UHF

**snurl**

Granted. He finds its not any funnier now than it was back then.

I wish Johnny Cash had recorded a cover of Metallica's Unforgiven before he passed away.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, It's so amazing you die from lack of sleep and watter 72 hours into your previous wishes corruption, your buried near me (It's only fair I don't weasel my way out) and know that thousands are dead becouse of you as you sit in heaven.

I wish snurl gets to see Johnny Cash doing a cover of Metallica's Unforgiven in heaven "live". (sorry snurl your wishes are ripe for more corruption than is fair for me to provide.)

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - he sees them live in 'heaven' - heaven being a very bad club with lots of poor cover bands. And no alchohol.
After 5 minutes, Snurl leaves disappointed

I wish for a perfect cup of tea to be brought to me for my consumption - Boiling water, over a freshly shaken tea-bag. 2 sugars in the mug and just enough milk to take the tempurature off. Nothing else to be added and the mug to be unbreakable (and perfectly clean). And for it to be brought to me(nothing falling in either) by someone who doesn't spill it.
And after all that, for it to be nice.

**sing your life**

granted, but the water has boiled into a gas [though you can at least enjoy snorting tea gas.

I wish I had the Army painter mega set.

**gossipmeng**

Granted, but then the emperor sacrifices himself - utterly destroying you mind, body, and soul. No one was around to watch you drink the tea either, so it is as if you never did.

Edit: aww ninja'd

You receive the army painter mega set, eagerly prep your first miniature, go to your FLGS to paint and as you begin - a rabid FLGS child grabs both the paint and the miniature, running into the back of the store. You follow the paint trail smeared on the floor until you reach the back room with the door partially open. You open the door to find before you the child holding your mini - now pro-painted. The child then eats it.

I wish for a modified crisis battlesuit from which I can spread the greater good by flying around blasting generic techno beats that occasional have vocals on the topic of love.

**Rotary**

Granted, but the suit truly does "blast" its techno beats, it blows itself up several minutes after taking off.

I wish i knew why gossipmeng will never own a riptide.

**snurl**

Granted. He will never own one because Predakhaine keeps smashing them before he can buy one.

I wish to listen to some good new music.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - but in my new smashing things mood, I keep smashing everything you try to listen to it on as soon as you get to thirty seconds in

I wish for a lie in.

**sing your life**

granted, but it was on a work day, you get fired for being late.

I wish Justin Bieber was dead.

**Niexist**

Granted - unfortunately you must take on his consciousness, thus living a schitzophrenic life with justin bieber in your head.
I wish grand theft auto v was on PC.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- you can have hundreds of copies for free, just go to an image search engine.

I wish other teens didn't "grind" at school dances. (UTTER HEEEEEREEEEESYY!!)

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, now you're the only teen who grinds at school dance, and the teacher takes you to the commissar's office.

I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You are instead and are turned into a chaos spawn. I wish that I could travel in time.

**snurl**

Granted. You can travel directly to the end of time one time.

I wish for some fine vittles.

**sing your life**

Granted, but they're 10 month old vittles.

I wish for anyone who corrupts my wish to suffer an epic fail.

**marrowick**

Granted. But the epic fail is an epic fail to fail making them succeed.

**mudhutman222**

No wish!!!!! You make an epic fail so much that you win so epicly that you fail. I wish my homework was easyer

**Rotary**

Granted you only have one homework question a night and its a easy one. To make up for the lack of work load they extend your school week to include saturdays and all class days are 3 hours longer than before.

I wish i could figure out why my coffee keeps coming out watery in the morning.

**marrowick**

Granted. Your Grot neighbor thought it was a hot tub.