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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Fades in and out of consciousness*

H-Hey...Least I ain't cold...Ugh, who am I kidding...I am freezing on the inside...

*Eyes roll back and passes out. Again*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

What? I got stuck on a wall of spikes. Fething hurt by the way, thank you for asking.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy holds Jordan tightly*
Billy: C'mon stay with me!

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Easier...Said...Than...Done...

*Sticks up the finger at Wade*

I'm trying...To drama...Shut the feth up...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty's on the radio trying to get someone to fly or drive out to them to get Jordan back quicker*

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*sits back and sips from the bottle*

You know Black Hawk, you're not half bad.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Sits silently, a strange pain gnawing at my side*

*A strange child's voice enters my mind* White Father?

To Scatty: Something isn't right...

Father?

*Looks around wildly*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:06:45



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Scatty: What do you mean?! What now?!


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

I don't know..

You do know, don't lie..

*Grabs head*

It was a myth! It isn't even real!

And you are part of it.. and I am very real..

*A look of anger crosses my face*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:21:07



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Wakes up*

Oh no! My Sword! Someone please tell me they got my Sword!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Scatty: Roland? Are you okay?

Black Hawk: Your sword is in the back. I grabbed it on the way out. Do not worry about that, just don't die.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods*

Okay, thank you...

*Breaks a piece of skin like a ice-shard*

Oh. I think my wound has frozen over.

*Winces as more blood pours out to refreeze a second later*

And that shouldn't be happening...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Billy: That ice is not natural... we need to get you to Nick

*Black Hawk is speeding across the land at 90MPH*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:35:49


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*offers Jordan the whiskey*

You look like you need this more than I do.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I'd say permafrost...I wonder if it's as permanent as it's name says...

*Winces*

Something is moving inside me...Like, sharp jolts of pain moving...

*Looks at Wade*

I feel as though that might not be the smartest thing to do...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:41:20


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy is panicking*
Billy: Uh.. uh... OH! *rustles in the back and comes out with some of the ration pack heaters. He activates several of them and presses them to the wound*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

To Scatty: It is here..

"He is here" father..

*Grits teeth*

SHOW YOURSELF!

HERE FATHER!

*Hanging from the side of the Jeep, a huge grotesque black spider snaps up and bites into my neck with lightning speed*

*I pull my magnum out with matching speed and place it right under the bulbous head.. and then a hollow click sounds.*

Out of bullets father.. *horrible laugh*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty reacts swifter than humanly possible. Pulling ZK out of the way she rams a dagger into the spider's brain*

Billy: WHAT WAS THAT THING?! *Still pressing heating packs against Jordan's wound*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:51:55


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Winces*

Spiders aren't cool...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 04:53:16


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*The dagger is unable to pierce the carapace, the Spiders eyes turn to Scatty.*

You dare...

*Scattys hand turns against her and tries to stab out her own eyes*

*I try beating the spider off me*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*draws a pistol and fires it at the spider*

Anyone got fire? Bugs tend to hate that.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OH GOG!

*Kicks at spider*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:05:51


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty ducks under her own hand as the dagger hits Black Hawk in the shoulder. In surprise and pain he accidentally turns the wheel sharply.
The jeep hits a divot in the ground and flips into the air throwing all occupants out and lands on it's side 20 feet away.
Scatach twists in the air and manages to land on her feet.
Billy holds tight to Jordan and twist so that he lands on his back with Jordan on top of him and slides over 40 from the extreme speed
Black Hawk is sent careening out of the car and lands on his injured shoulder driving the knife in even deeper*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:09:59


 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC I might make this bad situation worse. Heh heh heh.

BIC

*The sound of splintering trees can be heard in the distance*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:15:29


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: How to you make a car crash in the middle of nowhere worse?

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Spider releases me and screeches in pain*

*Holds neck and gurgles in pain*

Father? Be seeing you soon.

*The bite around my neck becomes a sickly green*

*I climb out of the car and vomit up a green bile*



This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:16:23



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC Don't question my power!




That is how I make it worse.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:20:20


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*groans*

Aw feth. Everyone alright?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: That monster is what Scatty calls "Tuesday"

BIC:

*Scatach scans the party*
Scatty: Black Hawk! You good?!
*Black Hawk rips the dagger out with a grunt of pain and nods*
Scatty: Billy?!
*Billy weakly waves from where he's holding Jordan*
Scatty: Rol- oh no... Mel! Take care of Roland! I need to check what that is! *Runs off in the direction of the sound*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/04 05:24:23


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Holds neck, eyes become a glossy yellow, green veins seem to be spiking out from wound*

*Vision starts becoming very clouded, knees buckle and I fall over.*

Yes fall father, just as the tower will!

*Gurgles* Noo.. shall.. not.. fail..


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
 
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