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Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

The Groke sees the new friend, and embraces it within its cold grip, allowing the embrace of winter and frost to greet the cudly animal.
Then as he dose, he sees Da Ork Killa!
" TIME FOR CUDDELS!"
   
Made in dk
Mutilatin' Mad Dok






Out in the country in Denmark. Zealand

(And in reply to Trond, as I was asleep and busy all this time. :c)

*And the choppa immediately froze solid, including the hand that he pulls it back with, and now he just tries to run backwards from the cold.*
Oh zog no, ye ain't gonna freeze me ya blob!
*And that's when he sees that the Groke moved its attention elsewhere, and he breathes in relieve, until he spots the marine pointing a plasma gun at him.*

... Ah zog.

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Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*punches some more holes*
"every body out!"

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(fires grappling hooks and jumps through a hole before landing with guns at the ready)

Area secure! Move in!

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
(fires grappling hooks and jumps through a hole before landing with guns at the ready)

Area secure! Move in!

to space?

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

"SPAAAAACE!"
*jumps in to nearby XV8-06 Crisis Coldstar*
"With me!"
*jumps out hole*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Space? Kill it! Kill! I'll go all Kor Phaeron and murder a sun!

   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer

*Slowly looks up from his drink, raising an eyebrow at the spectacle*

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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*grabs brother heraldus and chucks him into space.*
*looks at the giant cold love thing*
"THE FETH?"

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer

*Is hurled*

*Takes another sip while flying through space*

I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Flys over to BrotherHaraldus*
Need any help worshiper of the chaos gods?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*laughs maniacally*
"all of you will be gone! all of you!"
*the giant hill type pokemon looking love, cold thingy flys out the hole in the wall.*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Detonates timed explosive throwing everybody into SPAAAAAAACE*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*Detonates timed explosive throwing everybody into SPAAAAAAACE*

why did I not think of that?

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Because I'm a tactical genius!

(I just released I wrote 'Detonates timed' )

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer

*Looks over at the Tau*

No thank you good sir, I am quite alright.

*Takes another sip in a gob-smackingly refined manner*

I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Right-O, wot. Have a spiffing day.
*flies in the direction of the wreackge an the rest of the (now possibly dead) people*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

so, uhh, gravity doesn't work in space?
huh. oops.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Just fire your gun, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Bob wakes up in a crater on the world below. Naked, save for his chest, and head armor, he opens the pack that was protected by his body. Inside is a spare uniform.

"Always pays to be prepared." He says.

As he dons the apparel, he whistles a happy tune.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(climbs out of a nearby crater)

Are you by any chance related to Creed?

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*goes to shoot his stormbolter*
click... click. click. click.
"oh, for crying out loud!"
*notices the giant asteroid flying his way*
"oh poop."

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

*CHAOS TO THE RESCUE*

*Standing atop the space-rock the four chaos alighted suits stand, weapons pointed outwards, spraying high pressure streams of boiling blood, Detonating warp flames, hideous exploding balls of pus, and diamond en-crusted missiles in all directions!*

*I LIED! CHAOS MAKES THINGS WORSE!*

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(launches ICBMs)

Not for long alien!

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

"DO NOT WANT!"
*kind of flops his arms around*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
(launches ICBMs)

Not for long alien!


As he finishes getting dressed, Bob sees the missiles. The happy whistling turns into a long one as the nukes fly into the sky.

He then pulls out an umbrella from his pack. "You're going to wish you had one of these." he says.

He just starts walking towards the nearest destroyed (from the exterminatus) settlement.

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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

The Groke drifts trough space, his body perfectly accustomed to the cold of the void. Then he sees something flapping about in space........
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

ot oh.
*stops, and tries to not be noticed*
"turn invisible, damn me!"

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

BEING OF LOVE! THAT MISSILE IS OF ANTI-LOVE! FIX IT!

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in au
Death-Dealing Devastator





Erebor

*gets caught by the Groke slamming into him as it flew out, and releases yet another sigh* Just wanted to kill the Ork... *floats around in space, chasing after his plasma gun.*

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The Emperor's Redemption: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/586715.page

Emperor's Redemption: 590 points and very slowly counting 
   
 
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