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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 19:32:18
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Fixture of Dakka
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Low heat is the only way. Happy Halloween!
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fbi-arrests-nypd-article-1.1191956
NYPD officer Gilberto Valle arrested by FBI over failed plot to kidnap women and cook them
EXCLUSIVE: First look inside apartment of alleged cannibal cop Gilberto Valle. The NYPD vet is accused of horrific plot of planning to cook unsuspecting women 'over a low heat.' 'I was thinking of tying her body on to some kind of apparatus, cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,' cops say Valle wrote in deranged on-line chat.
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BY ROCCO PARASCANDOLA AND GREG B. SMITH / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
NYPD officer Gilberto Valle is accused of plotting to kidnap and cook women.
A Harlem cop plotted to kidnap, torture, cook and eat dozens of women — even going so far as to discuss the best way to slow-cook an adult in a series of disturbing on-line chats, the FBI charged Thursday.
The feds busted alleged cannibal cop Gilberto Valle, 28, after intercepting multiple internet discussions in which the 26th Precinct cop offered gory details about a nightmarish plan straight out of a horror flick.
“I was thinking of tying her body on to some kind of apparatus, cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” Valle wrote during one particularly harrowing chat.
The FBI and the NYPD’s Internal Affairs Bureau arrested him Wednesday at his Yellowstone Blvd. apartment. Valle was to be arraigned in Manhattan federal court Thursday.
A complaint filed by the feds describes Valle’s effort to target one unnamed woman in particular, but notes that he had the names and photos of dozens of others in his computer.
The clueless cop - six years on the force - had no idea that his chats with an unnamed co-conspirator would later be discovered by the FBI.
In one instant message chat, prosecutors said, Valle discussed a kidnapping with the partner: “I love that she’s asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned. Her days are numbered. I’m glad you’re on board.”
JOE MARINO FOR NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
EXCLUSIVE: A look inside the apartment of the NYPD cop who was arrested by FBI for a plot to kidnap, torture and cook 100 women.
He added, “She does look tasty, doesn’t she?”
Over the summer, the bizarre dialogue grew more sordid.
“You do know if we don’t waste any of her, there is nearly 75 pounds of food there,” the co-conspirator wrote.
FBI Acting Assistant Director Mary E. Galligan said the statements “speak for themselves.”
“The allegations in the complaint really need no description from us,” Galligan said in a statement issued Thursday. “It would be an understatement merely to say Valle’s own words and actions were shocking.”
Perhaps most disturbing was the charge that in May that Valle tapped into a federal database to get information on one would-be victim, according to a complaint filed Wednesday by Assistant U.S. Attorney Hadassa Waxman.
In September the bureau learned that Valle was instant messaging from his home computer, outlining his outrageous kidnap and torture plot.
Gilberto "Gil" Valle, an NYPD cop, is accused of planning to abduct, cook and eat 100 women.
Valle has been a member of the NYPD for six years.
When authorities seized his computer, they found files pertaining to at least 100 women with photos of each. He had first and last names for almost all of them and personal information on many.
FBI agents tracked down 10 of these women, who acknowledged knowing Valle. Cell phone records indicated he stalked one woman, who told the FBI she barely knew him.
At one point, Valle described wanting to become a “professional kidnapper,” and he even researched how to use chloroform on a victim.
He apparently became more deranged as the months passed, first offering to sell one woman to the co-conspirator for $5,000 so he could rape and kill her, prosecutors say.
During a February chat, Valle assured the co-conspirator he would deliver the woman alive, but wouldn’t participate in what happened after that.
Valle is said to have had the names and photos of dozens of women on his computer.
Harlem cop Gilberto Valle lived on Yellowstone Boulevard. He was arrested Wednesday, accused of plotting to kidnap, torture and cook his girlfriend and other women.
“I think I would rather not get involved in the rape. You paid for her. She is all yours and I don’t want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl,” he wrote.
“I am putting my neck on the line here. If something goes wrong somehow, I am in deep s—. $5,000 and you need to make sure that she is not found. She will definitely make the news.”
As the months progressed, however, Valle began talking about taking part in more macabre behavior - cooking and eating his victims.
When his co-conspirator asked, “How big is your oven?” Valle replied, “Big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs.”
Besides being unhinged, it appears Valle was also disgruntled as a cop. On his Facebook page he complained about perps begin released by the “liberal court system” and counted the days until he could retire from the NYPD and begin collecting his pension.
“15 years until I can move the hell out of this rotten scumbag-filled city,” he wrote in a January 2011 posting.
The sick picture of Valle painted by authorities clashed with the image of a married family man offered by neighbors and a relative.
“He’s a nice guy,” Valle’s younger brother insisted Thursday when he stopped by the cop’s apartment to pick up the cop’s beloved bulldog. “I’m upset.”
Valle’s Forest Hills apartment looks like any urban household of two parents raising a young child. A baby jumper was in one corner and a folded-up baby carriage leaning against a wall partially blocked a sign reading, “Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
Three are also child-proof stair guards, photos on the green living room walls and a paper sign taped to one wall above a light switch reading, “Stop! Please wash you hands in the kitchen. Thanks!”
Valle discussed the best way to slow cook a grown woman in a series of disturbing on-line chats, the FBI charged.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 19:34:49
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So disturbing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 19:35:39
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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If you want truly creepy, read the criminal complaint.
It goes into a bit more detail, with extra creepy quotes from his IM chats with 2 different co-conspirators.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 19:41:54
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Even worse...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 19:45:11
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 20:05:37
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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I'm making that a "To Serve Man" reference.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 20:38:21
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Fixture of Dakka
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New York's Finest....dining.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 20:59:45
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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I don't quite know why, but I just can't put my...
Finger on it...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 23:20:48
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Fixture of Dakka
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Well done Dakka. In a matter of 4 posts the topic went from cannibal cop to cannibal puns.
Bloody excellent.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 23:46:18
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Nasty Nob
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These cops took a bite out of crime when they foiled this madman's scheme. I just can't get my teeth around this. A guy like that with a taste for cannibalism. The media will just eat up this story.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/25 23:53:48
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Executing Exarch
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I'd heard women be described as tasty before, but not in this manner!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 02:43:39
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Amazing, the schemes some people cook up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 04:19:27
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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How seasoned was he to go this far of the eaten path of righteousness
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 06:54:44
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Castiel wrote:I'd heard women be described as tasty before, but not in this manner! 
I had a great tasting girlfriend back in college. Though I didn't have to season her and/or cook her. But I do find that boiling in a hot tub is always a way to bring out tastier flavor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 08:53:42
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 10:24:07
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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This really bites.......
But damn that report was fethed up.....
especially when they where talking about cooking her alive-i like girls in cages but roasting them..... Well ive heard a girl called hot before but this.......
If all they wanted to do was improve the flavour of things i have several  methods  that they could have used(I will only comment on these via PM  )
But seriously now jokes aside this is really scary to think of. In his uniform he has quite alot of authoritie and it could be really easy for him to get girls into his car or for him to get into their houses. If they had gone through with this then i hate to think of the consequences for many people and the tragic loss of so many beautiful young women.
It is fourtunate that the FBI got in there first.... do we know if theyve caught the co-conspiritor yet?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 11:46:29
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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I just saw this on the news - it'll be easy to pun it up (quick work guys  ), but after having read that criminal complaint, it's truly chilling to see how men/humans can descend into madness. I'm all for privacy and freedom, but if the FBI had not been monitoring this kind of chat or any infringements on the database it's hard to imagine how he'd have been caught before having done, or at least attempted, the deed.
What's more chilling is that if he and his co-conspirators had been smarter and stuck to more 'analogue' methods - such as writing letters & physically meeting, looking up information from registry/tax offices and the like then it would have been much harder to have caught them at the planning stage. The guy's cover as a cop just makes it even more disturbing as it would have been easier to ask for such information. The fact that these guys often have seemingly healthy relationships and 'normal' lives still perplexes me and only adds to the disturbing nature of what they had planned. It'll be interesting to see what, if any, more information comes up on him (and hopefully his conspiritors)...
Now I need to attend to my fava bean salad
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 15:42:31
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Fixture of Dakka
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I just wonder if it had been the FBI guy with the cannibal craving, who would have been looking over his shoulder?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 16:49:53
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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indeed, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
although I'd assume the IAEA department would get involved.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 17:02:17
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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The FBI monitors itself I would assume.
As in, agents would be encouraged to monitor other agents. Its in their best interest to do that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 17:11:18
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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I think the FBI has its own Internal Affairs unit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 17:21:12
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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isn't that IAEA? I'm not good with FBI organization but isn't that what they call their internal affairs?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 17:32:24
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wait, the FBI is having internal affairs now? Who can be trusted? :(
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 17:44:58
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I've head of eating ladies and even injecting them with marinate, but there has to be a limit...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 21:02:16
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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I knew men sometime like eating a lady, but not like this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 22:54:28
Subject: Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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...w-what? It would be less surprising if he was just a random joe schmoe, but a NYPD cop? They're already hated and feared as is, I don't think the citizens of new york should have to worry about them wanting to slow roast them too! Automatically Appended Next Post: d-usa wrote:I've head of eating ladies and even injecting them with marinate, but there has to be a limit...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 23:00:33
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Ok, I know that women should stay in the kitchen, but this is just ridiculous!
That was a joke and reference to a common meme, no sexism intended
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/10/26 23:01:06
Subject: Re:Cop prefers lady fingers to donuts
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can't help but think....finger licking good....
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