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I just capitalized the word "chimera." What about you?

I once got distracted during "private time" with my girlfriend; I got caught up making changes to my list in my head.

Oops.

I demand a pole that states, lies and slander as the only option.

i once accidentally put commisar yarrick on an answer for my history test adn only noticed when i got the test back.... i dont think i got that one right if memory serves correctly

 Somedude593 wrote:
i once accidentally put commisar yarrick on an answer for my history test adn only noticed when i got the test back.... i dont think i got that one right if memory serves correctly

If I were a teacher I'd totally put a bonus question like that on a test:

"Who was the hero of Hades Hive?"

And then just grill my students for missing it.

You have an overwelming desire to sculpt greenstuff bwebs on everything.

 Ma55ter_fett wrote:
You have an overwelming desire to sculpt greenstuff bwebs on everything.

If I ever get another complaint about lack of boobs on an armored model or another advice to "sculpt extra armor" on to the chest of a soldier... JHC. Boobs aren't that big. A lot of Warhammer players have never seen them though.

 Somedude593 wrote:
i once accidentally put commisar yarrick on an answer for my history test adn only noticed when i got the test back.... i dont think i got that one right if memory serves correctly

What was the question?

No matter where I am, no matter what, whenever someone asks, "what does this need?" I have to fight the urge to say "more dakka" with every bone in my body.

That, and I'm to the point that playing IG has made me such a cruel general that no matter what I play videogames wise, if I can't throw waves and waves of scrubs at the enemy, I get very sad. Hence my dislike of the new X-com game.

I NEED 14 ROOKIES DAMMIT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND ALL THE SNIPERS WITH ONLY 4? I CAN ONLY FIND 3 BEFORE I LOSE NOW!

So I went to a catholic Christmas eve service last year. As they began the communion part of the service the minster said "To Peace" and I caught myself thinking of the game space marine where Titus can say "TO WAR!" when activating fury mode...

 bibblles wrote:
So I went to a catholic Christmas eve service last year. As they began the communion part of the service the minster said "To Peace" and I caught myself thinking of the game space marine where Titus can say "TO WAR!" when activating fury mode...

I constantly want to insert 40k into real life religions. Mostly because it's blatantly stolen from Christianity. The Emperor basically being Jesus in Terminator armor. Then he dies on the toilet and becomes God. Every time I see a Church I wish Jesus was more like the Emperor.

The other reason I'm too into 40k is because whenever I hear about the pseudoscience of thoughts manipulating the world, I think about how awesome it would be to get everyone in the world to think about Khorne.

I've caught myself saying "Praise the Emperor" a few times. Luckily no one has asked me to explain it.

Sometimes when someone asks "What do we need?" I think to myself "More Dakka."

 BunkerBob wrote:
I demand a pole that states, lies and slander as the only option.

I just want a (hot) stripper on the pole.

For lies and slander, you have elections.

I once tried to throw a ball of paper in a bin and I missed, and I shouted 'Dammit, if that was Master-crafted i could have rolled again.'

You know you play too much 40k when you go go-carting with friends and fight over the red one.

I wrote in Abaddon during the election on Tuesday.

When you decided to bunk economic lessons to go spend an afternoon of gaming down the local Gamesworkshop.

xSPYXEx wrote:
I wrote in Abaddon during the election on Tuesday.

I wrote Calpurnia into a judicial position, which makes a bit more sense to me...

Vote Grimaldus!

When you find demonettes attractive.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
When you find demonettes attractive.

Why am I not surprised Hotsauce Why?

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
When you find demonettes attractive.

Better than Plaguebearers.

Lol after a game this weekend (of course with a stupid machine that would not roll right!). I took the dog for a walk going over the game in my head and when i came back in i guess i had a funny look on my face because my wife asked what was wrong. Long story short i said this machine wont go poop. Got a funny look for that too .

I actually try to convince some of my freinds to join the God-Emperor of Mankind.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I actually try to convince some of my freinds to join the God-Emperor of Mankind.

What? Join him for tea and crumpets? Go to a Bar? Have coffee?

When you yell about purging the xenos for the Emprah while playing gears of war, halo 4 or just about any other video game.

Start running out of ideas to tell the wife why you NEED more units. Convinced Wife to get Sisters of battle fleur Icon, having inlaws come over for dinner and have each placemat with a different faction with theirs being orks, could go on,

When you hear the news about the influx of aliens from the south you think nids are coming.

When you find yourself buying things for which you have no real need, but imagine the packaging will make for some cool scenery.

When you are scared you say to yourself "And they shall no know fear!" To yourself.