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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Vox comes through from Yarrick]
++ Progress is good. The majority of dissident forces have been removed from the capital. Civilians remaining have been evacuated, to be permanently relocated in more suitable locations. The next move is securing remaining cities, and replacing the government. The mission is very nearly considered a total success.
Emperor guide you. ++


[Shorter message comes through from Benny]
*+ Hes using his big words. :( +*


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo pauses then looks at Horus*

Leo: Gak why didn't I think of that? Who cares? Lets roll!

*Leo gets ready to fight looking overjoyed*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*To Leo before she leaves to fight* This? 600. I can do more, but I'm just making sure my range of motion is still combat worthy, the pod didn't land right. Not that it ever does.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria watches interested from the makeshift bar exercise *

*flips into a one handed hold and hovers before flipping onto the lower bar* and sitting down*

Ok this Il be interesting.
Wait...

*drops down next to OT*
Hey. Umm odd question. The aura power can it do camouflage or invisibility?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 20:42:48


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sitting next to Maria*

Okay, this is going to be fun to watch...

OOC 12+ hours of sleep is nice.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pauses in the shadows*
*sees "Susan" and raises lasrifle*
*cautiously waits to see what happens*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Yep. This one could be interesting, not sure if armed ir not.
Leos great sword is weaker close up and agility if you can close you can land a strike.

Oh... Practice match vs Leo...marla won.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Cracks knuckles*

Leo: It's probably going to be a fist fight. I've honestly been using my fists here more then anything else.

*Cracks neck*

Leo: And whipping out my weapon often gets me in trouble now. People not being sure whether or not I'm going to kill them and whatnot.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:02:04


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Slowly approaches Susans, and withdraws one of my magnums*

Me: You died! This IS A LIE!

*Susans face has a look of concern*

Susan: No Roland it is me!

*Stands before her magnum raised, but before I can react she hugs me. I reluctantly hug her back.*

Me: Is.. it.. really.. you?



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Then ask ferasians for a practice greatsword.

They make the. Genuine weight, blunted. Too heavy for me but I'm alot smaller.

Plus my short sword will cut with same armour your 200lb steel blade will yet far lighter.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:08:58


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Against who, might I ask? I seem to have forgotten. Had my mind on something else...

*Winks and smiles at Maria*

And yes, you haven't yet proved that you can control your anger, so you are still a danger to us.


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty is behind a tree watching this go down with a hand on one of her swords*

*To Maria*OT: Sadly no. Closest you could get would be a Black Aura, and that's the rarest of all.


*Horus picks up a single shortsword*
Horus: Let's do some blade practice, then if you're still conscious we can do some fistfighting.
*Climbs into the ring and stands ready*

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Smirks at Maria*

Leo: Good thing my sword weighs 800lbs and is made from giant fire breathing wyvern materials and is able to burn flesh.

*Leo takes sword*

Leo: AWWW not more short swords... Fine lets do this.

*Climbs into ring and readies self*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:14:31


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus shakes his head*
Horus: No, this is a handicap. Use whatever you want.

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria gestures to sword hand and relic blade*

I'm safe this time.
And well. Kinda a high level gymnast when not strangled! *laughs*

*to ot*
Oh. I always, well I was a medic, was trying to find non combat skills.... I'm not like Horus etc. I help, when I can.

*climbs back onto metal bar and continues the move perfect routine whilst keeping track of everything*
*to Leo during pause*
Ancient Martian blade of the queen with a near primarch disruption field...
Yeah. No slouch.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:20:05


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets up and walks over to a punching bag*

*Watches Leo and Horus while pummeling the bag*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Lets just get this over with so I can punch you.

*Holds short sword at ready and starts advancing on Hours*

*To Maria* Leo: Yeah yeah fancy smacy queen stuff!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:23:21


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*aims squarely at "Susan's" head*
Go ahead, make my day.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*space wolves throe her a practice blunted greatsword*
Not 800pounds. But its a larger blade.

*Maria smiles mid routine pause *
Because I am a princess. And ... *backflips onehanded*. I don,t need 800pounds of heavy metal to slow me down.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:28:18


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Susan looks up into my face*

Susan: Nope..

*Before I can react, Susans eyes and mouth shoot forth a blinding white light which I stare at intensely*

*I then fall on the ground writhing in pain*

*Impostor Susan laughs hysterically like a sick dog, while I convulse on the ground*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatach sprints forward and rams a blade into Susan's chest where her heart should be*


*Horus shrugs*
Horus: Okay then! *Proceeds to fight Leo for about 2 minutes. It's obvious to everyone except Leo that he's playing it up. Finally he slams her blade aside and trips her.*

*Ot applauds Leo and Horus then turns to Maria*
Ot: There are a great many things that we could show you. Let me know and I'll see who's able to train you

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:30:48


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria paused in a one handed balence*

What skills can aura do?
I'm.. Well new to all this.

I've only seen you heal, armour, fire. Not seen the other arts it can peform. *flips self round onto feet again*

*wide smile*
Not had a good chance to do this for a while for some reason

*goes into serris of narrow bar backflips*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:36:51


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Lands on back*

Leo:Ow...

*Stands up*

Leo: OK now can we fist fight?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus nods and throws his sword landing it in a dartboard*
Horus: Sure! *Straps on padded boxing gloves*

OT: There's also Wind, Water and Earth magic. Also there's a good deal of non-elemental magic to learn. Even fire magic isn't all about fighting. Far from it, Francis's most famous for his fireworks

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Slips on a pair of boxing gloves*

Leo: Lets rumble.

*Runs at Horus Throwing three strikes that all get blocked and Leo gets thrown back landing on feet and sliding a few feet*

Leo: This should be fun.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:43:00


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*puts a las round through "Susan's" eye*
Fool.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria*
Something constructive would be nice.
Bur first I guess you need to master the elements before you can do the fancy stuff.

Unlike some of you lot. I'm not always the fighter. Despite appearances.

*flips off beam in a old Olympic standard landing*

Something I learned to help me recover when injured. I had time to practice.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Earth magic would be the obvious choice for that then. It's probably the best suited for you, that or Water

*Horus takes a massive punch from Leo on the jaw and gets staggered*
Horus: Well well well! You've gotten much better! *Grins and gets serious*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/07 21:47:56


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Impostor Susan makes a bestial scream, and explodes in to a swarm of bugs which scatter*

*Laughter fills the air* You got lucky b****!

*I slowly rise to my feet, rubbing my eyes. Suddenly come to the realization that I am blind.*

Foolish.. Ka-mai..

*Sniffs air and picks up the scent of Scatty*

Scathach? Is that you?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty turn and kneels down next to Roland*
Scatty: Yeah, it's me, who was that? Someone you used to- *Realizes as she sees Roland's eyes* You've been blinded... haven't you?...

 
   
 
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