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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo squints and realises she ain't been drugged*

Leo: I ain't been drugged have I.

*Walks next to Morri*

Leo: What exactly is going on?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Amee: Then go ahead. Do it. It's your favourite arm, if you can remember why.

*Leans in*

Amee: Sebastian...I want him back...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 07:37:22


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal is still working on Benny as Horus walks by*
Horus: Amelia? Yarrick? Wait, what's wrong with Benny?! What's going on!?
Morrigan: Yarrick doesn't remember us...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 07:38:27


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick stares blankly] .. Sergeant, you speak with the conviction of the delusional, or the brainwashed. Get off me. [Shakes head] I don't wish to harm you for the sake of it. [Uses klaw to lift Amelia part way off himself, and struggles to sit up]

Ooc: I'm gonna assume we all missed the moment when he got literally mind-fethed mid-trial.
It was the real reason for the bandages, and nobody did a medical since.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Fook.

Bic *Amelia winces and but shifts weight back down*

Amee: No. And my name is Amelia. Your fiance. You're the brainwashed one...

*Puts remaining hand on his chest and pushes down*

Amee: And I'm not delusional.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Mari gets alert*

*runs out in armour after spending time learning with horus*
Amy!

*sees yarrick*
Ok. What's wrong... Something wrong...

*Marla has arrived in system to collect tithe and finds events grimdark*
Commisard orders mam..... *Marla looks on annoyed *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Nor are you Sebastian. Look around you, do you now recognize this place? I, Nicholas? Morrigan? Leo or Horus?

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Maria! You're a Sister of Battle! Help!

OOC Where BlackJack go to :(

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria aproaches Yarick in armour *

Hello commisar Yarrick
Now sir need to perform a quick non optional medical.

Your complience is required.

*approaches closer ready to lock his claw arm as needed*
*mechadrite hiding ready to disable its power supply*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 07:56:16


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Still watching proceedings*

Leo: I might have to do something soon.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick shakes head] I am a loyal servant of the Emperor, trained to resist the enemies of mankind, their trickery and heresy!
You are.. The boldest traitor I've ever met. And a beautiful one.
But I do not consort with-

[Sees Bridget dash forward and cradle Benny's head]

[Rendered speechless]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in sg
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




Salamandastron

*Basil crashes into Santiago*

*Basil gets up, quite injured*

Very bad manners, chappie. Egads, did yore parents call you Pongo or did they smell as bad as you?





Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Winces from power klaw*

*Covers Yarricks Bale-eye and tilts his head with the same hand so he can't see Bridget*

I'm not a traitor. You know that. All these people are your friends, including Bridget, the Daemonette.

*Leans in closer*

Trust me Sebastian...Please...

*Brute tilts head*

Brute: You have any meat on your bones? Might make it worth to skin you and have you as a pre-dinner snack.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:00:44


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria uses to advantage and moves into to do mrdical*

*mechadrite slides out and ready to disable klaw if hostile*

*begins checks*
*among injuries and scarring*
*finds signs that his brain has been messed with*

Now the cause...
Hold tight commisar....

Your hurting... Stop.
*mechadrite slides out and disables claws reactor*
*klaw is dead weight pinning arm to floor*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:02:51


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Oh wow, Wyte this is brilliant!

BiC: *OT and Morrigan are looking on worried while Horus still has next to no idea what's going on*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Winces as arm is pulled down with klaw*

Sebastian, I am your soon to be wife...Trust me when I say this, these people mean no harm to you...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Releases Amelia and blocks Maria's hands] Get off me!
What the feth is wrong with you, Sister? Assisting these.. People for lack of a term!

[Maria's scan finds a series of chips linked inside Yarrick's brain]

[Real eye is now noticably crying]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:07:00



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pushes down with both hands*

We need to help you...

*Reaches into Yarricks shirt to look for dog-tag*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Sorry trooper *Controls klaw to free her arm*

*continues scanning finding a implant in his brain*
Fething.....
*keeps scanning*
Mental..... Implant. Mk11. Blanking off me memories
Pig to remove.

Fething gak holes.

*to yarrick*
I am a medic. I save lives now if you stay still and follow instructions...
Your klaw is temporarily disabled for my own safety.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:08:56


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal finishes patching up Benny and turn to Yarrick*
Cal: How dare you! HOW DARE YOU! *glares fiercely at Yarrick* HE IS YOUR FRIEND!
OT: Cal, calm down. Sebastian, you are safe here.

OT; Maria, what do we need to do?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:10:28


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Growls] This is ridiculous! And indecent!
I'd- [Real eye looks at Amelia briefly, almost independent of facial expression]
What do you heretics want? I have to get back to my duty.

[Hears Cal and laughs] Commissars don't have friends, you're as delusional as the rest of them. Even more so, working to save that waste of rations.
[Still crying, unnoticed]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:12:10



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Grabs Cal's beak and holds his mouth closed*

Leo: Shut it. He is on edge as is no need to scream at him.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal knocks Leo's hand away and glares at Yarrick*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pulls out dog-tag and holds it infront of Yarricks face*

I...I gave you these...I- *Notices eye and jumps back* Sebastian!

*Leans in and holds him back down*

*Pushes lips against his and looks him in the eye(s)*

OOC Oh my god I just noticed your title...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:13:41


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria just rips the shirt open*

Easier amy... *looks at yarrick*
Now your going to behave. Or this sister will make you. Got it.
*gives a I'm a pyromaniac nun look who has not got any for ages*

*maria*
Chips. Brain. Inquisition. Neuro surgery or very advanced aura needed.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/08 08:15:06


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo shrugs*

Leo: If he shoots you cal its your fault.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Morrigan: Oh then he'd be in real trouble, besides. *Shows Leo the remains of Yarrick's gun*

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks to be in some considerable pain] [Stops resisting briefly, and returns the kiss]
[Breathing hard] I can't-

[Spasms, hard]
I repeat for the umpteenth time, what the everloving feth is wrong with you people?! Get off!
[Sees Maria] You're insane. We don't do that to commissars, there's no need to!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Doesn't Yarrick have an eye laser? Also don't threaten people if your not prepared to actually go through with it.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Speaking softly*
OT: Yarrick, you are safe.
Maria, what do we need to do?

 
   
 
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