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**zergling15**

*Leo walks out of the kitchen and sees Wade*

Leo: What are you so happy about?

*Jim is still drinking in the bar*

**2BlackJack1**

DP: Oh, you know. The weather, the goblins just won another match in Blood Bowl, and I also got a deal with the local adeptus administratum, so sugared drinks just got a feth huge bump in tax costs.

*Wade shows a long metallic limb to Leo*
DP: All I had to do was take this thingy off the head honcho and we made a deal, quick as lightning.

**jhe90**

*Maria checks a pad*

Ok.. Pint of choclate milk just went up
.. 27,000%....

Damm . Mega real sugar drink tax...

**2BlackJack1**

*Wade lifts up his mask to show Leo his gak eating grin*
DP: Have fun with the sugarless chocolate milk bud.
*Wade skips away giggling again*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Bridget leads Verviedi to the other shower block, and helps him select one for radiation problems] I'll fetch you a change of clothes and put it in the changing room. [Nods]

[On the television, Benny-Yarrick is praising the bravery of the troops, and the green dot centres on his chest, joined by a second] [Benny seemingly hasn't noticed, but is gripping the edge of his desk so hard that it's beginning to splinter]

**zergling15**

*Leo's eyes twitch*

Leo: What!

*Runs into the bar and get a milk and the bartender apologizes for the lack of sugar*

*Leo drinks it and crushes the cup immediately sprinting out of the bar looking enraged*

Jim: Man wonder whats up her six.

**jhe90**

*maria*
*checks whole sale pricing*
Yep.. With delivery and fees we are looking at 31,450 % price hike per litre.

Even on bulk discount...

*to Terran marine*
Her favourite drink got taxed by 27,000% and only the sugarless being delivered.

Its too expensive to ship.
Way too expensive.

**zergling15**

*Leo is fuming*

Leo: WHERE'S WADE!?

*Jim nods*

Jim: That would be annoying.

*Jim shakes a bottle of beer in his hand*

Jim: Good thing this is still cheap.

*Jim takes a swig*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Emerges from infirmary shower looking very clean, shaven, and in a simple shirt and jeans] [Lies back down on bed and curls up]

[Press conference ends] [Benny-Yarrick walks away from desk, and the two dots vanish]

**jhe90**

*maria*

Cheap .... Aye. Its costs next to nothing on tax.
0.6% tax rate on own low end alcohol.

0.76 on premium ales. Don,t drink the goblin ales, there undrinkable.

*quietly cancels a choclate milk shipment as the prices way too high*
*mutters* I could buy a ship for less than that... A good ship...

*sat reading medical reports*

**2BlackJack1**

*steps out of a sideroom*

Don't be upset, darling. I told you I'd get payback for those chimichangas.

**zergling15**

Leo: What?...

*Leo's eyes are burning with rage*

Leo: THIS IS ABOUT THOSE FETHING CHIMICHANGAS!

*Her arm twitches and she starts walking towards Wade*

Leo: Make this easy and don't run...

**jhe90**

*tv news comes on informing choclate milk production in full sugar has been halted across the entire sector due to taxes*

**2BlackJack1**

Everything I do is about the fething chimichangas! Or just fething! Or killing stuff for fun!

**Verviedi**

*Steps out in a change of clothes and steps over to the TV*
Nope, still all that distortion... are my powers fething up?

**zergling15**

*Leo walks up behind Deadpool*

Leo: It was only 42 chimichangas. not the ENTIRE FETHING (Angry gibberish)!

*Leo is at breaking point thinking of how she is going to dismember Wade*

**zombiekila707**

*Roland still sits in a coma, while this is going on, a boy barley in his teens walks toward the room, he has dirty blonde hair, and wearing a beaten leather jacket.*

*The boy walks with purpose, heading straight for the med-bay.*

*A strange raccoon like dog tails the boy, and keeps barking* "Ake! Ake!

**2BlackJack1**

*whirls around to face Leo*

Calm down, you act like this is permanent. Unless I take out all of those gak fethers every time they try and change the taxes, they'll settle back down. And I don't want to babysit those fethers, unless you start fething with chimichangas again. Then I'll make sure that tax lasts a lifetime.

**War Kitten**

*I'm still pinned under a mountain of bodies*
Well this is fun

**jhe90**

*maria finds her*

Oh hello.
*Chops off a few dozen mutant limbs with relic blade and pulls her free. *

You might wanna shower !

**zergling15**

*Leo grits her teeth and clenches her fist*

*Leo punches deapool in the face knocking him to the floor and then grabs his leg and throws him across the room*

**zombiekila707**

*The boy makes it to the room, pulling out a magnum that looks exactly like Rolands, except weathered and beaten*

Boy: Oy? Ready?

Oy: Eady! ake!

*Boy kicks open the door, magnum ready*

**jhe90**

*sees kid*

Hospital! Security alert!.
Armed suspect headed to hospital!

*Several alarms sound*
All forces on look out for kid! Fire as nessacery.

**2BlackJack1**

*lands on his feet and stands up*

Always with the throwing. You'd think someone who uses their fists would want to keep you close.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Message arrives]

+++ We have your idiot imposter. Do not feign ignorance. We will exchange him for the real commissar. You have one Terran day to comply, or we destroy both him and his heretical tank. +++

[Samuel is still warm, but gradually turning ice-blue under his clothing, as medics occasionally sweep up piles of crystal dust from under his hospital bed]

[Yarrick is out cold]

**zombiekila707**

*Boy bursts through the door, heading straight for Roland.*

*Turns a corner, and sees a group of skitarii*

*Before they can react, the boy shoots the group down with blinding speed*

Boy: Oy! Stay close!

Oy: Ose! ake!

*Keeps running to Roland's room*

**zergling15**

*Leo hears gunshots and is torn between wailing on Wade or checking them out*

*She walks into the med bay and starts looking around taking heavy steps the crack the tiled floor of the med bay*

**Verviedi**

Target acquired.
*Sends a plasma bolt flying after ZK*

**jhe90**

*message is automatically relayed to the stealth ship with god squad via orkmart. With added .
Strike team bravo. Urgent. Human and veichal recovery required. Priority maximas. *

*blast doors seal off various areas of the hospital and drop instantly weighing many tons of super hard alloy*

**zombiekila707**

*Boy tries to dodge V's shot, but fails, loosing his left arm in the process. He manages to jump in Yarricks room holding his stump of a left arm.*

*The boys dog-thing looks frighten* Ake! urt! ake! urt!

*Grimaces* I am fine, Oy come on!

*Finds a vent, and quickly smashes off grate, and crawls in*