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Huh, who woulda thought they still have Hawaiian...

*Grabs the box and leans back*

I thought the Hulk usually says "RAR! HUWK SHMASH!"...What? I have the comics too...

*Gestures for Sebastian to sit down*

Don't you want to be close to your girlfriend anymore?

Morrigan: Of course they'd have Hawaiian. They just don't call it hawaiian anymore

I said barely. This dog at least kinda gets sentences out. And why do you read about a giant rage booger, but don't have anything about your best friend, Wade? I'd even settle for Spidey or Cap...

I have a few comics about Cap, and a few more for a guy called Deathstroke. He's a lot cooler than you, by the way. Has an eye-patch. And, ya know, those are hot.

*Billy comes back*
Billy: Scatty said she wanted a cheese, is there any?
*Morrigan suddenly feels guilty for not visiting her cousin*
Morrigan: Of course, I'll take it to her. Why don't you have a seat Billy? *Grabs a box and walks off to the infirmary*

*Jake finishes his pizza, and returns to his watch over Roland*

*As he sits, he begins to expertly clean the two magnums fired in the last engagement*

*Oy, yawns and curls up next to Jakes feet.*

That's bette- wait what?! You take Slade Wilson over Wade Wilson? And how the feth is losing an eye cooler than being able to lose as many eyes as I want? I'm hurt, Amelia. I thought you were of a higher class than this.

*Santiago walks out of the gym and sits down*
Santiago: My god... I haven't seen a pizza in ages.

*Smiles and leans back*

Only thing you got going for you is your country of origin and the invincibility. He's cooler in all other ways.

But... what kind of name is Slade? And if he's so much better, than how come I've met two people who were already fans of me here, but no one but you mentioned Deathstroke?

*Billy looks up at the conversation*
Billy: I knew Slade Wilson. He was... he was not a good man...

Hold up,who exactly is a fan of yours?

*Raises an eyebrow and starts eating pizza*

*Jake yells from med bay*

I like him! He is "unique."

Okay, you have one fan. Bravo Wade.

*Continues eating pizza*

*Morrigan comes back to the couch looking pale*
Morrigan: Amelia, what happened there?

We had that marine dude in green armor, and Gaunter. Y'know, the guy who gave me the bolter I never have to reload. And even Jake likes me. That one's extra cool, because he beat the lights out if Leo in a second.

*looks at OT*

Sounds like you've got a story to tell.

*Santiago shakes his head and reaches for a slice of pizza*

OT: A story? What do you mean?

*shrugs*

It just sounded like you wanted to talk about how Slade is a gak bag. And I'm all ears for that.

Where? The prison? Oh, she held off a bunch of Stormtroopers. I didn't see much, cause I was being restrained by a dog collar thing.

*Tilts head*

She okay?

*Glances at Wade*

So, you have a psychotic Space Marine, a evil entity, and a young teenager. Well played.

OOC All played by ZK lol.

OOC: That's besides the point.

BIC: What's wrong with Jake? And it's still better than Deathstroke.

Santiago: She fought off a small army of troopers. It was a sight to see.

OOC: Billy is the one whe met Slade if that's what you mean
BiC:
Morrigan: She's hurt... she never get's hurt... and to get that badly injured... I dunno. It rattled me I guess


Billy: Slade Wilson was a immortal. Servent to the Dark Elder Anubis... About 32,000 years ago he came after me and my gang. When it was all over He and my friend Bart were both dead... He nearly killed me and Black Hawk too... *Pulls out his revolver.* This is Bart's gun. He gave it to me as he died... *Looks angry* Slade Wilson is a (Censored) who killed my friend. He doesn't derserve fans.

Nothing's wrong with Jake, I think he's a very lovely young man. I was just saying...

*Listens to Billy*

Oh...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to stir anything up...

Billy: S'all right. I just don't like the (Censored) is all. *Thinks and finally comes to a decision*
Billy: D'you know how to contact death?

*Quetz looks angry at the mention of Anubis and eats another pizza*

OOC: Feth, I missed that. My bad.
BIC: Killing someone is one way to get her attention. A lot of people works too. But, I take it you don't want that, so wait a day. She's coming back, after she's giving up her title to an old friend.

*shakes head*
I guess that means you'll want to see her old friend then, whoever that is, but she'll be able to get a bold of him.

OOC: I would say ironic, but I got a soft spot for Deadpool..

*Jake finishes cleaning guns, and puts guns back*

*Sits silently next to Roland, listening to the room*

*Oy sleeps soundlessly*

Billy: No, I needed to talk to her now, while she's still death

*Death appears beside Billy*

Death: You call?

*Amelia shrugs*

Speak of the devil...

*Spectral hand slaps the back of Amelia's head*

Hey!

Death: I'm Death, Not the Devil. He's basically my employer, though I'm like, 400,000 times stronger than he is.

*Looks up at death*Billy: Do it, or try to at least. Please... is there anything I can do increase the chances?

[Looks around] Can I have my eye back? I feel ridiculous wearing an eyepatch like a pirate.

[Inhaling pizza] [Passing every other slice to Samuel, who's doing similarly] [Looks oddly at peace]

Death: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope...Kay, that all?

*Amelia looks at Sebastian*

Eye-patc- OH MY GOD YOU HAVE AN EYE-PATCH!

*Pounces on him and pins his arm underneath knee*

*throws hands into the air*
Everyone and their fething cousin has eye patches now.