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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Samuel is curled up under the kitchen table surrounded by cutlery, some of which is embedded in the floor]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz squeezes his head under the table*
Quetz: What happened? Are you okay?


*Back at the sitting area Ra lifts the couch off Billy who's clutching a broken leg and shouts in the general direction of the kitchen*
Billy: BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT!

*Horus is still looking shocked*Horus: Proposal?!

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria shows Horus the glittery semi luminous diamond ring*

Proposed. Boromir *smiles* yesterday morning...

*Sarah from kitchen*
Minor burns, he tried to take a cookie tray out with bars hands...
I've got it .

*Maria*
Umm billy.... I'd help but Im... you know. Legs not working right...
*Manages to get next to billy*
You want me to take care of it?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 12:28:57


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy grumbles*
Billy: Yeah... mine's not either...!

Ra: Congratulations!
Horus: Uh... Yeah. *Still taken aback that no-one told him.*

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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sam shakes head] I know how ovens work! I'm cloned, not simple.
There was a-

...Yeah that's what happened. [Stares at now-empty knife rack]
She's right.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria* gives him somthing bite down on*

This gonna hurt but... would anyway!
*Gold glow and a pancake smell as she resets the bone*

*Applies a splint*
Take it easy billy... again....

*Calls Sarah over to help her up*
*Sits back down and helps billy too*

*Sarah* your gonna keep me busy! *Smiles*

*Maria* sorry, I sent a text and email announcement.....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 12:37:42


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Billy grunts in pain as the bone is set*
Billy: Thanks... same one that got broke before...
*Thanks Sarah and sits back on the couch*

Quetz: What's that supposed to mean? How did these knives get everywhere?

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/08/13 12:39:49


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sam looks up at Quetz] [Looks down at completely unharmed hands]
.. The knives jumped at me. Don't tell people. They'll think I'm insane.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz raises an eyescale*
Quetz: I seriously doubt that. I'm a dragon, and no-one bats an eye at me. Nicholas is over a million years old! Having knives fly at you is not normal, but it's nothing compared to the not normalness around you!

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sam shakes head] The first thing I did when I got here was try to kill two people, and I was designed to murder Sebastian.
I can't tell people that knives move around me, they'll think I'm back at it. [Looks miserable]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz looks doubtful*
Quetz: I'm doubtful of that. More likely they'd try and find out what really happened and then help you

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sam looks uncomfortable] It was probably nothing.
[Starts picking up the cutlery and putting it in the sink] [Struggles to get last one out of the flooring, and the handle snaps off] [Looks surprised] Huh.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz carefully pierces the blade with his talon an pulls out out. *
Quetz: If you'd rather this be kept quiet then I'll not say anything. But I seriously doubt they'd do anything like what you said to you

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Sarah and Maria sat drinking coffee and looking at various crew details and sorting out things for her ship*

*Sarah gives sam a thumbs up and il not say sign*

*Marla still sat sunbathing with fluffy and happily texts to tell not to worry about her being out and about, and safe*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 13:09:00


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sam looks at blade] One is a freak occurance. Twice, and I'll tell folks. No point worrying over nothing.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz nods*
Quetz: Alright then. *Disposes of the blade and hovers back out to the couches*
Quetz: Everyone's okay, nothing to worry about.
*Billy glares at Quetz*
Billy: Everyone out here is not okay! You broke me leg when you flipped the couch!
Quetz: Oh! I'm sorry, I thought someone might've been messing with my kitchen gear and gotten hurt... *Looks at Maria*
How bad a break?

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Oh simple internal single break fracture. Hardly complex but very painful and magnified by fact he broke same leg recently.

Billy be walking in few hours just fine.
*Smiles *

*Sarah*
Need anything, just ask me. I'm here to help people.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Quetz: Oh good, thank you Maria. Oh and Billy *Looks uncharacteristically menacing*
Be careful how you speak to your master.
*Billy pales slightly and nods*

OOC: We need to slow down. We've got to limit ourselves to 69 pages until next July 4th

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria* be nice, he,s had bad morning.
And it is true, you did kinda break his leg and trap him under a sofa....
The fact he reacted angrily is... expected.

*Sarah returns*
Now that's over. Anyone want fresh cookies?
*Brings large plate from kitchen*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz accepts a cookie as Billy explains to Maria*
Billy: No he's right... I should be showing proper respect. See he's the one who made me immortal, I owe him. If I were to fail him or something all he has to do to take it away is touch me. I've seen it happen before, not a pretty sight.
Quetz: No Billy, I apologize, I've been thinking about my brother recently and it's upset me... I am not that person anymore. I won't take away your immortality ever, that is my promise.
*Billy bows as best he can*
Billy: Thank you master!
*Quetz and Billy go back to watching Million Dollar Baby*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 13:44:12


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

*Thinks* billy he may be your master but its still both ways. If I hurt my crew I'd not be insulted if they reacted badly to it. I run a ship, ,I should know. Ya have to allow some flex.

*Sarah, *
The princess is good to us, so we are good to her, we all have bad days, but we know how to work around them. In the end, her crew are some if best on Mars for a reason.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Quetz: In older times a Elder would only grant an person immortality because they either wanted them as a servant, or in rare cases they felt they owed the humani.
Niten was granted immortality for defending his Elder even when she did not need it. I saw potential in Billy all those centuries ago, and I still do.
Very few immortals do not owe their lives to a Elder master. Joan was given a blood transfusion from Scatty after Scatty rescued her from the English.
The Flamel's used the Codex for centuries, and no-one knows how the Francis became immortal

Quetz: Speaking of immortality, should you ever ask, I'd grant it Maria, the same with Boromir and your sister

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

All the royal ships run to the whim of there captains, yes we have some like yours, far more formalised, others despotic and some as mine. I expect them to respect me but I also make sure there treatment is best they can get, no one goes hungry even the lowest rating can get medical care, help and support and they respect me for that.

Compare mine to imperial navy, its paradise!

*Maria* honestly Thankyou, as you understand it's... a far bigger issues and has big concquences mentally.
I'm taking my time on that choice.....

It's... a big decision.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Quetz: I'm well aware, you need to talk it over with Boromir and Marla too. But I'm just letting you know the offer stands

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/13 14:08:50


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*
And I Thankyou for it.

I saw the impact on tona, on some of you.
It's... not all fun and ageless looks.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Perenelle: No, but look at Nicholas and I, we have lived happily together for centuries. Immortality is what you make of it, gift or curse is up to you.
Ot: With other immortals friends or family it is a blessing, alone a curse....

*Billy nods off quietly*

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria smiles* true, still... nothing i want to rush...

you have good points, we just have alot to discuss. incluuding with milo as he effects marla.

its... a huge thing.

very much human, very much complicated.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 14:37:45


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Perenelle: Well, we're here if you need to talk about anything you need.
*OT yawns*
OT: Well I'm afraid I need some rest... G'night Perenelle *OT kisses his wife and heads off to get some rest*

OOC: Methinks the real OT shall join the fictional OT in dreamland. G'night and I'll see ya'll later

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Jim wakes up and slowly leans up*

Jim: Well last night was crazy.

OOC Cya. Also hi.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 14:39:21


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Wakes up again and strokes Yarrick's face*

Morning Babe...Or more like afternoon...

OOC I return and OT leaves. Coincidence? I think not.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/13 14:42:36


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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