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*Jordan blinks*

J: Excuse me, one second.

*Closes eyes and re-opens them with renewed vigour*

J: Okay! Ready to eat more!

*Goes back to filling plate*

J: Lucky Quetz made so much!

*Morrigan eyes Jordan*

Billy: Ready to eat more? But you just ate your body weight in food! How can you be able to eat more?

*continues reading and looks increasingly sceptical*
I don't see how this would work. And are pictures really necessary? I'm a fully trained soldier, not a kindergartner needing their parent's help.

J: Cause I just tricked my body into thinking I abandoned a quest! Easy, just have to open up the side-menu, scroll to the bottom...And viola! Now I can eat my fill again!

*Goes back to eating*

*Dogomorph sits up and walks over to Santiago*

*Sighs, which sounds like a low-pitch hiss, and flips to the last page*

*All it says in giant, bolded size 20 text "WING IT!"*

*The entire room is silent, everyone is staring at Jordan*

*Jordan swallows and looks around*

J: ...What?

I suppose I was good at improvised assaults against the covenant. How is this any different? Ignoring the lack of fighting, I understand at least that much.
*stands up and tosses the book into a garbage can*

*Wade giggles*
DP: I love it when someone else breaks the fourth wall. It makes me tingly.

Billy: What... what did you mean by all that? The whole thing about menus?

*Jordans pupils dilate slightly and the outlines of a small text box forms slightly in them*

J: Wait...You guys DON'T have that? I...

*Stops talking and looks confused*

*Dogomorph looks happy and stands up on hind legs*

*Points at the door and nods*

*Picks up the helmet again and the slab of concrete*

*Gets ready to pom-pom*

*Billy looks almost weirded out*
Billy: No... we don't. *Looks around at everyone* No-ones got anything like that right? *Lots of nods*

*Looks extremely confused*

But...Wha-...

*Gives up*

I'm lost...

*Everyone slowly stops staring and goes back to the food*
Billy: I think we may need to discuss this at a later time

*nods and walks over to the scion who is still cleaning her lasrifle*
Nice weapon you have there. Probably can take down an elite in a few well placed shots, if I'm any judge.

*Still looks heavily concerned*

Is...Is there something wrong with me?

*Closes eyes and stops eating*

*Starts slightly sweating*

*Dogomorph face-palms*

*Scion looks up at Santiago then back down at the hot-shot*

Scion: No idea what a elite is. And introductions first would be nice.

*Billy puts a arm around Jordan*
Billy: I don't think so. *Look of concern crosses his face* Are you okay do you think? I mean has this always been a thing?

I mean...Yeah...It has been...But this is the first time I've mentioned it because I thought everybody had it...

*Eyes still closed*

Billy: Then it's something you've got, something special I guess. Don't worry about it okay?

*extends a hand*
Sorry, I'm Santiago. And you are?

*Shaper is quietly watching two kroot wrestle*

*Nods and opens eyes*

If you say so...

*Scion looks at hand*

Scion: Mmm, yeah, nah. Try being smoother next time Sanchez. That is if there is a next time.

*Stands up and picks up hot-shot*

*Walks away without another word*

*Dogomorph is trying to crush its skull with the concrete*

OOC Just because why not?

Billy: I do say so. Now, you still hungry?

No...

*Looks down and the text-box seems to be changing form*

*Marla walked out followed by fluffy*

Hey, ooh do I smell cake!
*finds cake and is sat on sofa smiling af a cake breakfast*

*Maria slowly waked up extremely comfey *
Hello sleepy *smiles as eyes begin to go back to normal non dulled gold*.

*looks confused*
*turns around and sees dogomorph*
I... I have to assess the situation, there seems to have been a mistake I made. Probably the handshake, for whatever reason.
*shakes head*
And you can knock that off. I get it, the alien understands this more than I do. At least you tried, pup. I'll give you that.

OOC HAPPY BIRTHDAY JHE!

Bic *Shakes head*

Not really no...

*Dogomorph stops trying to kill itself*

*Shakes head disappointingly and walks off to Santiago's room*

*Knight stirs*

Boro: Mornin...How'd you sleep?

*Morrigan waves to Marla as she walks to get the cake with partially eaten writing "Welcome back Jordan" on it.. Billy's still comforting Jordan*

Billy: Okay, now, is there anything you want to do? *Speaking kindly trying to comfort her*


OOC: Happy birfday ya git!

OOC: Happy birthday, Jhe.
BIC: *follows after dogomorph*
There'll always be next time. But you know, I'm not in as much of a rush as you are.

*Dogomorph takes out the book from the bin and hits Santiago over the head with it, somewhat lightly*

*Throws it onto his lap*

Billy: Hmmm... why don't we go off somewhere? Grt you away form all these people?

Sure...I guess...

*Rests head against Billy's shoulder*

*Leads Jordan off towards the woods*
Billy: Are you okay? *Looks concerned*