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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
Welcome back tech priest. I do hope you are less xenophobic than others of your kind (regarding humans here).
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Selym wrote:Screw this. Being a Commissar is boring.
You're clearly missing out on the various perks... [Grin]
Verviedi's awake! Hooray! [Confetti and streamers falls from ceiling] Hugs for everybody!
[Wanders cheerfully around hugging everybody apart from TNB and his defib]
I guess it would be unfair to say all humans are xenophobic. This commisar is starting to change my mind on that. He is one of the first humans to not only willing to be closer than 5 feet of a Kroot, but help one not be caught in the sewer as an alcoholic beverage. Never thought that was how my week was going to turn out.
*Sits down cross legged and quietly contemplates his life as a whole*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
In all fairness, under normal circumstances blackjack, I'd have poured you over Selym and set light to the pair if you for being so noisy when I was trying to nap.
But that's nothing to do with you being a xeno, it's because I just don't like noise. [Puts hands in pockets]
But as it is, I'm currently incapable of doing anything unpleasant, mischievous or deviant without getting a crippling headache...
I'm curious, I missed what happened as to why you cannot do anything without getting a headache. Judging by what happened earlier with your false threat of drinking me, (which I am glad did not happen) did you already consume another being? If so, you are more like me than I would have thought possible of a commisar.
OOC: Nice job! .22's are pretty cool. I'm a decent shot, but I don't use it enough to be anything above average with it. Sounds like you had a nice time, besides the sunburn part.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Forced watching of some happy sparkly rainbow pony show, or something. It's like torture, but instead of making you feel horrible, it makes you feel way to nice.
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote: Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote: Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote: Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
Co'tor Shas wrote: I think the real question is, what happens if someone does something unpleasant to you?
[Backs away] ...It makes me unhappy? I-it's not some kind of karmic balance.
It's just that if you're forced to watch an entire series of Rainbow Horse Cartoon: Affection is Preferable, it tends to undo Commissariat conditioning.
Is there a way to undo this? I'm OK with not being poured over Selym and lit on fire, but it bothers me to see another being unable to be themselves. It is not natural, and is an affront to what the Kroot stand for.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Like I've mentioned, xenophobe, my ancestors have eaten sponge. I have regeneration abilities that will make many injuries heal, given time. For now, I just have a tongue flopping around and you can somehow understand what I'm saying, but once I have eyes, I may just return the favor, human.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Oh, and I'm almost certain you will taste just as bitter as I did to you, but what is it your kind say? An eye for an eye? I may just have to test that out.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
This is what he was talking about. It's truly strange. The only person who has tried to kill me is that assassin who endeavored to kill everybody from limb to limb a while back. That and Cthulhu. And I'm much more of a danger to the human race as a whole than a single kroot.
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote: Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote: Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote: Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
I don't want to endanger the human race, they are a good source of money from mercenary work. That and Tau, but humans are much more numerous, which means more possible chances of cash, even if most are xenophobic fanatics.
*Glares at Selym with newly healed eyes*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
[Tilts head] You're asking if there's a way to remove the conditioning that replaced my earlier conditioning, which renders me a violent, intolerant pest. My natural state is a mystery to even me.
You know... The Adeptus Mechanicus has been focused on brainwashing, mind control, and conditioning for thousands of years. I bet I can fix your conditioning!
*Retrieves shiny metal chair with multiple plugs and mechandendrites attached*
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
