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**Verviedi**

Am I on that list?

*Slowly raises gamma pistol behind back*

**Buttery Commissar**

Well, yes.

...Half might have been overly conservative an estimate.

I mean, I think I'm on the list. But it'd be inefficient to start at that end.

**2BlackJack1**

Thanks for these new weapons, that rifle was worse than grox manure. And Selym, you do know I am quite capable of throwing things right?

+1 Kroot
- 1 Humanity

**Selym**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
Thanks for these new weapons, that rifle was worse than grox manure. And Selym, you do know I am quite capable of throwing things right?

+1 Kroot
- 1 Humanity

I can throw things, too.

*throws a frag grenade*

+2 Humanity

**2BlackJack1**

*Dodges grenade and thow's a knife into Selym's leg*

Don't want to kill you. Just do a bit of damage so you'll learn.

**Selym**

*passes armour save*

**Bobthehero**

*fires back at the Kroot* ''Don't come up here throwing trash in this trooper trench!''

**Co'tor Shas**

*returns from workshop with rifle*

There we go, all fixed. I converted it to fire a plasma charge, which should punch through even ceramitite. And I completely re-made the barrel and firing assembly, it will take more than a human to break this. But, my god, that old rifle was like 95% rust.

**Co'tor Shas**

*contemplatively*

Maybe I should stop supplying the various desidens of this room with high powered weaponry. Or just upgrade my shield generator, that would work too.

**Selym**

*calls in for Valkyrie support on the Kroot*

**Verviedi**

I think I need to fix that...

*Stealthily extends prehensile dataspike aimed at the port on the back of BC's neck*

**Buttery Commissar**

..? [Turns] What the Hell is that thing and where were you about to put it?
[Raises pistol and backs away]

**Selym**

*shoots the the extendable thingy*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Offhandedly throws Selym a medal]

There's only two places anything enters this commissar, and I'm fairly sure the back of my head isn't either.

Edut: ...One way. One. In my defence it is very late here, and I considered the ears an entrance.

**Verviedi**

Ow!

That is a prehensile dataspike. The code I used to rewrite your conditioning must be faulty, as you are demonstrating psychopathic tendencies consistent with survivors of extreme trauma.

At the current rate of mental degradation, your mental facilities will be comparable to those of a monotasked Servitor within two weeks.

**Co'tor Shas**

That won't do much to it, I made your body from only the finest materials. Nothing less than a plasma gun is getting through that, although a metla gun would still be preferable

**Verviedi**

I am grateful for that, however even though the dataspike is still functional, that still hurt.

**Selym**

Verviedi wrote:
Ow!

That is a prehensile dataspike. The code I used to rewrite your conditioning must be faulty, as you are demonstrating psychopathic tendencies consistent with survivors of extreme trauma.

At the current rate of mental degradation, your mental facilities will be comparable to those of a monotasked Servitor within two weeks.

And he'll be shooting xenos, cowards and heretics like a pro because of it.

**Co'tor Shas**

But of course, otherwise shooting you wouldn't be fun.

*shoots with pulse pistol*

See no damage!

**Buttery Commissar**

Verviedi wrote:
...you are demonstrating psychopathic tendencies consistent with survivors of extreme trauma.

...that would be the description of a commissar.

At the current rate of mental degradation, your mental facilities will be comparable to those of a monotasked Servitor within two weeks.

I don't need two weeks. [Grins] I'm a fast worker. [Fires Hellpistol at Verviedi]

**Selym**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
But of course, otherwise shooting you wouldn't be fun.

*shoots with pulse pistol*

See no damage!

I see a big red welt on his face.

Oh. That is his face. His faceplate has just come off.

**2BlackJack1**

Thank you, that old relic of a rifle has been through a lot. My first kill was from that gun. Made a nice enough meal afterwards as well. Now, back to the matters at hand.

*Calls in Kroot hawk swarm in Selym and Bob's position*

**Verviedi**

*Replaces faceplate and allows rounds to bounce off*

Oh, joy. I broke him again.
Emm.... Let's see here...

*Cloud of servo-skulls swarms BC*

**Selym**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
Thank you, that old relic of a rifle has been through a lot. My first kill was from that gun. Made a nice enough meal afterwards as well. Now, back to the matters at hand.

*Calls in Kroot hawk swarm in Selym and Bob's position*

*The Kroot Hawks arrive just in time to get annihilated by a squadron of Valkyries, who then proceed to exit the combat zone for some reason*

Hey, come back, you missed the Kroot!

**Bobthehero**

*messes with a vox caster*

**2BlackJack1**

No! Those were sacred beings! You monster! Those came directly from Pech, and you just gunned down. Do you know how hard it is to order those to places outside of the Ultima Segmentum?

**Co'tor Shas**

You know, just shooting them might be easier.

**Selym**

*joins in with Bob to try to call for reinforcements*

**2BlackJack1**

Nothing left but to gather the remains for one last honor of them.

"Gathers remains of the fallen hawks, borrows BC's hell pistol to light a fire and cooks up the Hawks and puts the charred meat onto plates. Begins passing out meat to everyone and returns the hell pistol.*

What? I'm hungry, and you might as well eat it if you're going to be pouring lasfire into the birds.

**Bobthehero**

''Reinforcements? I just sighted a battery of Earthshakers on this position, lets see the Xenos survive THAT!!''