40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get KITT.

I insert Kolochak.

**gruebot**

You get Hellblazer.

I insert Blade.

**ChargerIIC**

You get his son, Knife

I insert a hellfire round

**BigWaaagh**

You get a membership in the Hellfire Club.

I insert LaToya Jackson.

**snurl**

You get A,B,c.

I insert some plastic horses.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a tiny white plastic fence

I insert a poppyseed muffin

**gruebot**

You get a random drug test.

I insert niacin...

**snurl**

You get krispies.

I insert mombasa.

**gruebot**

You get a used Halo 3 disc.

I insert a PS4...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bunch of vague promises written on decades old paper.

I insert a Dragon fruit

**BigWaaagh**

You get a dragonfly.

I insert a fully functioning King Tiger tank.

**snurl**

You get a target.

I insert a Hawker Hurricane.

**FireSkullz2**

You get an 88mm Flak shell

I insert Perturabo, Primarch of the Iron Warriors Legion

**BigWaaagh**

You get a gallon of Rust-Oleum.

I insert The Shire.

**gruebot**

You get a puff of the Old Toby.

I insert Golem...

**ChargerIIC**

You get an notice to relocate to mudshire

I insert a small pike

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Filet-o-Fish sandwich.

I insert Kim Bassinger.

**snurl**

You get a model.

I insert red paint.

**BigWaaagh**

You go faster.

I insert Captain Ahab.

**snurl**

You get a whale.

I insert Sam Clemmins.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a good walk spoiled.

I insert my left foot.

**lliu**

You get a foot in both camps.

I insert my nonexistent skill in painting.

**ZergSmasher**

You get sad little trees.

I insert a live shark.

**snurl**

You get a tornado.

I insert a lawn mower.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a buzz cut.

I insert a dinner reservation for 4 at 'The French Laundry' restaurant in Napa Valley, CA.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a reservation for their yountville,ca location

I insert a French Poodle

**gruebot**

You get french fries.

I insert catsup...

**snurl**

You get a can of Fancy Feast.

I insert skeletons.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Rag'n'Bone Man.

I insert Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

**snurl**

You get Woody Woodpecker.

I insert Foggy Mountain Breakdown.