40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get Soggy Bottom Boys.

I insert the erupting Hawaiian volcano, Kilauea.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a giant hole in the ground where Kilauea used to be

I insert a 3d printed model of the white house.

**gruebot**

You get Hillary's emails.

I insert Obama's birth certificate...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a terrible shredding sound and Trump's booming laughter

I insert a flock of live pigeons

**BigWaaagh**

You get Trump's Cabinet.

I insert 5 Mild Naked Chicken Chalupas and 5 Wild Naked Chicken Chalupas.

**snurl**

You get pants with a brown stripe up the back.

I insert Tesla tickets.

**ChargerIIC**

You get an ipad taped to a volkswagon beetle's dash

(on a side note I got to ride in a Telas 3 this week, very cool)

I insert a side quest.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a side order of Fries.

I insert Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia...

**gruebot**

You get a river of slime!

I insert Peter Venkman...

**BigWaaagh**

You get groundskeeper extraordinaire, Carl Spackler.

I insert Judge Elihu Smails.

**gruebot**

You get Al Czervik.

I insert Rick Moranis...

**BigWaaagh**

You get shrunken kids.

I insert a U.S. Postal Carrier.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a 500 pages of union documentation labeled 'coffee break resolution procedure'

I insert a silver mirror

**BigWaaagh**

You get a tarnished image of yourself.

I insert the 1980's.

**snurl**

You get the best time ever!

I insert tiny pretzels.

**BigWaaagh**

You get little jars of mustard.

I insert all the spandex David Lee Roth has worn in his life.

**snurl**

You get a wetsuit.

I insert a gas grill.

**BigWaaagh**

You get 24/7, 365 grilling!

I insert the Mason-Dixon line.

**snurl**

You get the DMZ.

i insert a stubby pencil.

**gruebot**

You get an eraser.

I insert white out...

**ChargerIIC**

you get a black sharpie

I insert a kanban board

**BigWaaagh**

You get a can-do attitude.

I insert a ice cold keg of Heineken.

**snurl**

You get a house with empty cups all over the place and a bedroom with somebody's clothes all over the floor and a deposit when you return the empty.

I insert a dull chainsaw.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Infinity branded chainsaw sharpener

I insert a canned coffee drink

**gruebot**

You get a 5 hour energy.

I insert Dramamine...

**BigWaaagh**

You get to stand still.

I insert Niagara Falls.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a slow turn.

I insert the Juggernaut (from X-men).

**snurl**

You get an Ork Jugganaught. From 40k

I insert some foam and glue.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a giggling nurse

I insert the Big Wind Firefighting tank

**gruebot**

You get a box of Strike-on-Box safety matches.

I insert guzzolene...