40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get some spray chrome.

I insert the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the old GW Orc Cheerleaders.

I insert a complete Dark Imperium starter set.

**snurl**

You get a can of flat black spray paint.

I insert the Grudge of Drong.

**BigWaaagh**

You get The Tears of Isha.

I insert KISS, in full make-up and attire.

**snurl**

You get the Kardashians in full makeup and attire.

I insert charred remains of a beloved tourist attraction.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a warrant out for your arrest

I insert a hammerhead shark

**gruebot**

You get sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

I insert preparations A thru G...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Preparation H...and an inflatable rubber donut.

I insert more cow bell.

**snurl**

You get pasteurized.

I insert German Rocket scientists.

**gruebot**

You get a brain surgeon.

I insert Fabius Bile...

**ZergSmasher**

You get Fabio.

I insert a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a powerwashing.

I insert a Po, the Kung Fu Panda.

**snurl**

You get Po, a small southern boy.

I insert an SBA dollar.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a fine copper Trump Dollar

I insert a fistful of Nickel Slugs

**BigWaaagh**

You get a concert from the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs marching band.

I insert...with a cannon ramrod...Scott Pruitt, head first. I then burn the ramrod and wash my hands with bleach.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Scott Pruitt in your bed

I insert an email server

**BigWaaagh**

You get served a summons in an email.

I insert a cigarette vending machine.

**snurl**

You get an antique.

I insert a spitoon.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a chamber pot

I insert a yogurt

**gruebot**

You get Go-Gurt.

I insert raisins...

**ZergSmasher**

You get an episode of South Park.

I insert Eric Cartman.

**BigWaaagh**

You get tickets to see 'The Book of Mormon'.

I insert a soft shell crab po boy sandwich.

**snurl**

You get some ketchup.

I insert jumbo shrimp.

**gruebot**

You get shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

I insert a box of chocolates...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a box of cocaine

I insert a nuclear weapon blueprint

**BigWaaagh**

You get free stay at the Gitmo Hotel & Resort.

I insert the winning PowerBall ticket.

**gruebot**

You get it back from Andy & Kal Patel.

I insert a P-90X box set of DVDs...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Tony Little's ponytail.

I insert a melon-fething sea monster!

**snurl**

You get Rosie O'Donell skinny dipping.

I insert a Kraken.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a side order of Calamari.

I insert 30 dodgeballs.