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Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get 30 squigs all running right at you.

I insert some poorly-painted Space Marine models.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 80 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Scouts
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get unpainted space marine models. Try again.

I insert the last bottle of chestnut ink.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a walk-on roll in Morris Chestnut's next movie.

I insert a Balrog.
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a Demon Prince

I insert a hashtag

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a pound sign.

I insert a low budget horror movie.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a ticket to see Upgrade... In the dollar theatre... during regular work hours.

I insert Stem...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get recruited by a headhunter.

I insert a Great Dane.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a big rawhide bone.

I insert a weed whacker.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get the DARE program

I insert a loaded topic

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a subreddit.

I insert Roseanne Barr's twitter feed...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get fired.

I insert a quarter.
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get Wreck-it Ralph.

I insert Fix-it Felix Jr.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 80 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Scouts
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Bob the Builder.

I insert broiled scallops.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a butter, lemon and capers sauce drizzled on it.

I insert a pointed stick.
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





you get a cooked rabbit

I insert homemade gunpowder

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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get to star in a viral fail video.

I insert my youtube password...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a lobotomy.

I insert a ticket to ride.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a beatle.

I insert ray-bans.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Ray Charles.

I insert Charles, Prince of Wales...
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get Moby Dick, the white whale.

I insert Bananarama.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get banana cream pie. Thrown at you by a clown.

I insert fresh asphalt.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a fish slap.

I insert a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get an empty cellophane wrapper and some crumbs.

I insert my banhammer.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a case of Ban roll-on deodorant.

I insert my Father's Day gift from my son.
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get a slightly-chewed Tide Pod.

I insert a small magnet.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 80 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Scouts
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a refrigerator.

I insert a giant magnet.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





You get a dowsing rod

I insert a liter of Purell

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.

Mike Krahulik, in response to 40k criticism wrote:...And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouth, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
 
   
Made in us
Kovnik





Albuquerque,, NM

You get alcohol poisoning.

I insert a cotton ball...
   
Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






A Protoss colony world

You get earplugs.

I insert an Imperial Knight's tilting plate.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 6/7/18, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~11200 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~1100 | Space Wolves: ~2000
Inquisition: ~300 | Officio Assassinorum: ~500 | Talons of the Emperor: ~500
Tau Empire: ~6300 | Chaos Space Marines (various legions): ~8400 | Death Guard: ~2700 | Chaos Daemons (all types): ~2400
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Stormsurge blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2017: 65 | Total models painted in 2018: 80 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels Scouts
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
 
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