40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get an AT-43

I insert my children's hopes and dreams

**gruebot**

You get cotton candy.

I insert Killer Clowns from outer Space...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a paper boat and a red balloon.

I insert a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts.

**snurl**

You get a red solo cup filled with ork bitz.

I insert a loaf of bread.

**gruebot**

You get bread crumbs.

I insert Cheez Whiz...

**ChargerIIC**

You get industrial byproducts

I insert a GMO tomato

**snurl**

You get ketchup packets.

I insert roman candles.

**BigWaaagh**

You get thrown in a Roman bath.

I insert Michael Myers.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Austin Powers (Oh behave!)

I insert James Bond.

**snurl**

You get a Bail Bondsman.

I insert Chewbacca.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Date of Euthanasia form from the new Hoth Animal Shelter

I insert the new animal sidekick hotness, a Porg!

**gruebot**

You get a Porg Ka-Bob. Yummers!

I insert the cuteness...

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Pokemon Eevee.

I insert a Pokedex.

**BigWaaagh**

You get poked by a serial killer named Dexter.

I insert two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.

**snurl**

You get fries with that.

I insert a Wal Mart shopping cart.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Costco membership.

I insert a group of Howler Monkeys.

**snurl**

You get Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos.

I insert an M3 Stuart.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Russian bill of sale

I insert a pair of BAO tickets

**gruebot**

You get a net list.

I insert Signals from the Frontline...

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Bat Signal.

I insert Mr. Incredible.

**BigWaaagh**

You get The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

I insert a tuna casserole.

**snurl**

You also get the Incredible Mr. Limpet.

I insert the Black Pearl.

**gruebot**

You get an oyster.

I insert clam shells...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the recipe for homemade seafood stock.

I insert the Taj Mahal.

**snurl**

You get an empty casino.

I insert the whole boardwalk.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bunch of angry tourists

I insert a pound of flesh

**gruebot**

You get a Mc Gang Bang.

I insert Frylock...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Shylock, looking for his pound of flesh McGangBang.

I insert Tainted Love.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a copy of Love Taint

I insert the Gibbering Hordes

**gruebot**

You get a soft cell.

I insert the 80's...