40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get WalMart shoppers.

I insert bottle rockets.

**gruebot**

You get Band-Aids.

I insert a Bic BBQ grill lighter...

**BigWaaagh**

You get flicked.

I insert Agent Orange.

**snurl**

You get agent zero.

I insert shish kebab sticks.

**gruebot**

You get poked.

I insert Kinesio tape...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a holographic wrist band

I insert an eldar Shuriken Catapault

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Lego Ninjago minifig.

I insert a Dragon Warrior sized Bao.

**snurl**

You get a bao sized Ninja Warrior.

I insert a magnifying glass.

**ApaceKittens**

You get a Cyrstal Ball, non-functional.

I insert a still wrapped codex.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a red balance sheet

I insert a collection of gun-swords

**gruebot**

You get a gently used Grindhouse DVD.

I insert my Netflix password...

**snurl**

You get an emoji.

I insert a long fuse.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a dud.

I insert a Throne Mechanicum from an Imperial Knight.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Tyler Perry dressed as Madea.

I insert freshly made Bananas Foster.

**snurl**

You get freshly made banana peels.

I insert sunscreen.

**BigWaaagh**

You get screened by ICE.

I insert a Philadelphia Freedom.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bloody police trencheon

I insert a shiny imperial credit

**gruebot**

You get a bit coin.

I insert blockchain technology...

**BigWaaagh**

You get called a blockhead, Charlie Brown.

I insert Scott Pruitt's integrity.

**snurl**

You get the incredible shrinking man.

I insert a brave new world.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a ride on Aladdin's flying carpet.

I insert a colony of Emperor Penguins.

**snurl**

You get happy feet.

I insert a short fuse.

**BigWaaagh**

You get bent out of shape.

I insert a shave and a haircut.

**ChargerIIC**

You get the barber of Seville

I insert 2 bits.

**snurl**

You get a C&D order from GW Legal.

I insert Frostgrave Gnolls.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a lawn Gnome.

I insert a 50 gallon drum full of water balloons.

**snurl**

You get a barrel of monkeys.

I insert a liberal.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a conservative child

I insert greased lightning

**BigWaaagh**

You get the role of Danny Zuko in the Pyongyang Workers Party Playhouse production of 'Grease'.

I insert Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

**snurl**

You get Motley Crue's Dr. Feelsgood.

I insert a Nebelwerfer.