40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a Guide to the Bundeswehr

I insert a shiny brass band

**gruebot**

You get shiny plastic green & purple bead necklaces.

I insert gumbo...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Etouffee.

I insert Connor MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod.

**snurl**

You get the quickening.

I insert a Solo cup.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a disturbing Star Wars Porn Paraody

I insert Eye Bleach

**Marxist artist**

You get a pirate patch.

I insert shaving foam.

**gruebot**

You get Axe body spray.

I insert Patchuoli oil...

**BigWaaagh**

You get one of the Colonel's eleven herbs and spices.

I insert a recording of Melania Trump saying, "Get to the Chopper.".

**ChargerIIC**

You get a quote of Hillary Clinton shouting 'Get to the Server!'

I insert a complete salesperson

**gruebot**

You get an Amway catalog.

I insert an Herbalife brochure...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the biography of a man named Herb.

I insert the saliva and drool generated by my English Bulldog when I take him for a half mile walk in 93 degree heat.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Great Unclean One's ball sweat.

I insert a flying Winnebago.

**ChargerIIC**

You get the Crane family

I insert a Tasmanian Killer Mouse

**gruebot**

You get ratatouille.

I insert a tiny little mouse sized raincoat...

**ZergSmasher**

You get Stuart Little.

I insert a Pidgey.

**BigWaaagh**

You get kicked in the Ash.

I insert Snorlox.

**snurl**

You get the Lorax.

I insert Mordheim.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Flint, Michigan.

I insert ET.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a phone (to call home).

I insert an OASIS headset.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a lock of Liam Gallagher's hair.

I insert baby Godzilla.

**snurl**

You get baby Mothra.

I insert Astroboy.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a 50 gallon container of hair gel.

I insert B.B. King's "Lucille".

**gruebot**

You get to take a nap.

I insert a pillow...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a feather.

I insert the tears of all my enemies.

**ApaceKittens**

You get a flower from Nurgle's garden.

I insert my dogs favourite blanket.

**snurl**

You get fleas.

I insert a vacant house.

**ChargerIIC**

You get drug addicts

I insert a spent las-clip

**BigWaaagh**

You get a door stopper.

I insert all the tennis balls hit during Wimbledon this year.

**snurl**

You get your balls hit during Wimbledon next year.

I insert a box of band-aids.

**gruebot**

You get a scab.

I insert Neosporin...