40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BigWaaagh**

You get slimed.

I insert a dinner with the Klumps.

**snurl**

You get granola with the skids.

I insert an annoying co-worker.

**gruebot**

You get a Red Swingline Stapler.

I insert PC Load Letter...

**ChargerIIC**

You get Legal Sized paper

I insert The Cloud

**BigWaaagh**

You get The Chad.

I insert a psyker with an inferiority complex.

**snurl**

You get a psionic pixie.

I insert driftwood.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Bill Moseley.

I insert Dr. Evil.

**ZergSmasher**

You get frickin' bones.

I insert Mini-me.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Mr. Bigglesworth.

I insert SCOTT!

**ZergSmasher**

You get to ZIP IT!!!

I insert a Poop emoji.

**snurl**

You get a crappy cartoon.

I insert a banana.

**BigWaaagh**

You get peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

I insert Elvis' collection of sequined jumpsuits.

**gruebot**

You get a signed copy of Elvis' Christmas Album 1957 RCA.

I insert a phonograph needle...

**snurl**

You get an 8-Track.

I insert green stamps.

**gruebot**

You get a drug test.

I insert craigslist...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bloody knife

I insert a book

**BigWaaagh**

You get a late fee.

I insert a plate of fried chicken and waffles.

**gruebot**

You get a wet wipe napkin.

I insert syrup...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Aunt Jemima.

I insert Jim Brockmire's trademark red plaid jacket.

**snurl**

You get red plaid pajamas.

I insert nail polish.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Polish sausage.

I insert Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Car Wars: Steam Punk edition

I insert Steve Jackson

**gruebot**

You get a chit.

I insert a hex map...

**snurl**

You get more chits in stacks!

I insert Advanced Squad Leader.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Grognard

I insert a Game Kastle Franchise application

**gruebot**

You get a real estate agent's business card.

I insert a F.A.T. Mat...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a diet plan.

I insert Ronda Rousey.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Rona Barrett.

I insert 12 Drummers Drumming.

**snurl**

You get a fish slap for mentioning that before Halloween is over.

I insert a wooden stake.

**gruebot**

You get a pile of ashes.

I insert a can of compressed air...