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2016/08/18 03:40:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Horus: Monsters... and far more dangerous than the ones you've fought I reckon... I know some of those roars. Nidhogg approaches...
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2016/08/18 03:43:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*smiles and looks over at Lisa*
From what I've seen is this group always runs into trouble. They can always use another hand, especially with this skeleton crew.
*Wade shakes his head*
DP: Never mind. Just focus on trying to give me a run for my money with these kills.
*Shaper runs his tongue along his beak in anticipation of the monster*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/18 03:43:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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MONSTER!
*Unsheathes blade and starts running towards the tree-line*
OOC Umm...The war started. And uhh...Yeah. Nothing much apart from that actually.
Bic ~
*Joalia hisses at the woods and prepares to fight*
*Picks up a Anpu body and gets ready to throw it at the beast*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/18 03:44:21
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 03:44:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Roland spins his magnums, looking into the forest for the beasts*
Roland: Let them come, they will find only death...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/18 03:45:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick reaches across and takes Amelia's hand] I'm sorry. You put a lot of effort in, I was just confused.
Ooc: Can we schedule the end of the universe for not-4am next time? I'm struggling to read 4-5 pages and not just go back to sleep. :p
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2016/08/18 03:45:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Horus curses and runs after Jordan as Billy stands up and yells*
Billy: JORDAN WAIT! *A monster partway between a Komodo Dragon and Postosuchus rips through the trees and whacks Jordan in the chest sending her back*
OOC: End of the universe? Nah. Coatlicue isn't that powerful. She just wants to set herself and her kind back up as the dominate species
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2016/08/18 03:47:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*raises rifle at the beast*
What am I looking at.
*Wade winces*
DP: That's gotta hurt.
OOC: Pretty much mostly everyone evacuated, then we fought a lot of dog creatures, Roland killed a god-thing, and Santiago was enjoying some time where he wasn't only needed as a soldier.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/18 03:49:27
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/18 03:47:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Amee: It's fine...I just didn't think you and Sam would be polar opposites...
*Turns over to face away from Yarrick*
*Sighs*
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*Jordan rolls to her feet and keeps going*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/18 03:48:17
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 03:52:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sam liked the cultist outfit..?
[Thinks] And he disliked the guard uniform, I'm guessing...
Ah, I think I get it. [Reaches across and puts arm on Amelia's shoulder] The people who messed with his brain probably rewired a couple of prompts. They'd hardly want their war hero spending an entire crusade in his bed with the troops.
Truth be told I could've worked with it, I was just.. Shocked. I'm sorry.
Ooc: it's 4.49 so I'm going back to sleep shortly. Sorry guys.
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2016/08/18 03:53:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Behind the Nidhogg come several dozen of the more traditional Western Dragons except they all have no wings. Nidhogg is over 150 feet long and stands 40 feet at the shoulder. The other Dragons vary from 50 feet long and 10 feet high to over 80 feet long and 30 feet high.
Billy opens fire but his rounds just ping off and one scratches Jordan. Seeing this he stops firing and pulls out a spearhead*
*Horus slams himself into a dragon and is quickly followed by OT, Huitz, Ra, Aoife and Quetz*
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2016/08/18 03:54:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*I continue to sleep soundly on a nearby couch, oblivious to everything that's going on*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/08/18 03:56:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC No worries. I kinda thought that you would've slept through the entire thing tbh 
Bic HAHA! YOU'RE FUC- *Gets scratched by bullet in the midriff* Ugh...Fine...No battle shout...Bloody Karma...
*Runs at the monster and stabs blade through one of it's fingers*
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Amee: Don't be sorry babe. Neither of us could've known.
*Turns over*
Amee: I can put on the Guard uniform, if you want, and if the mood isn't ruined...
*Completely oblivious to the proceedings outside
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 04:00:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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OOC: It's fine BC. Hopefully the next major assault will be a bit earlier than this for, for you.
BIC: *Wade watches as Jordan keeps going*
DP: She can take a hit. And give one. She's a keeper, Bill.
*Santiago aims at the furthest left dragon and fires a round at its leg*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/18 04:00:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: My apologies BC. Sleep well
*Nidhogg growls and looks down at Jordan before backhanding her
Quetz and another 3 dragons are tearing at each other.
Ot has been swallowed by a massive drake that is not regretting that decision as OT tears it apart from the inside
Horus and Ra are tag teaming a pair of medium drakes while Huitz has lost it and has on berserk again. Eyes glowing and tearing apart dragons with his Macuahuitl
Aoife rips out a wyvern's eyes and ducks a tail swipe*
Billy: Shut up and fight
*Carefully tracing a dragon eye then shoots piercing the eye and the brain*
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2016/08/18 04:01:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Smiles and puts hand to Amelia's face and leans in] Or you could just be yourself. I hadn't seen you for months, and getting free and just hearing your voice again was what kept me going. Right now there's nothing more beautiful or exciting for me than just seeing you. [Smiles and kisses her forehead]
Call me boring, but I think you're special.
Ooc: Aaand the reason I woke up is killer stomach cramps. Guess I got a little while, even if I'm curled up with a giant stuffed animal to the stomach. 
Bic: [Benny steps out from tank looking calm] [Heads to the barracks and starts organising the remaining PDF efficiently] [Praises them for staying, and manages to cheer them up largely]
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2016/08/18 04:01:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC:
Hopefully next time I won't be busy dog-sitting
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/08/18 04:05:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC These Dragons are midgety. Jordan shouldn't even have trouble with the big one. Solo.
80ft=24m=Ez Pz.
Get well soon BC :(
Bic *Rolls through the gaps in its fingers and slashes its underside*
FETHING. TEENY FETHING GLAVENUS!
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*Amelia smiles*
Amee: Fine by me babe...Sometimes a little bit of cheezy is sexy too...
*Leans back in and kisses Yarrick*
*Holds his face and smiles*
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*Lisa stands beside Santiago and puts carefully aimed shots in the dragons' eyes and/or chinks in their armour plates*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/18 04:06:25
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 04:05:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Wade nods and runs at a dragon while spinning his katanas in wide arcs*
*Santiago takes aim at chinks in the dragons' hide and opens fire*
*Shaper climbs onto a dragon and starts bending large branches into its eyes and mouth to distract it*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/18 04:06:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Roland puts a round in all the closest dragons eyes, he then begins to hop from cover shooting out eyes as he hops.*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/18 04:10:02
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/18 04:08:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Jordan's blade bounces off harmlessly and Nidhogg belly flops to try and crush her* *Most of the dragons wise up to the whole eye shooting thing and start fighting by smell. One pounces at Roland as a smaller one leaps for Billy as he's reloading* OOC: Big don't mean tough. Get well soon BC. Don't ever eat at that one at the corner Mexican place on 5th and Houston again.
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2016/08/18 04:10:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Rolls to the side and stabs at the Nidhogg's side*
OOC gak, underside of the Nidhogg is as hard as a Silver Rathalos face...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 04:12:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Nidhogg roars in pain at Jordan's blade stabs into it then turns more swiftly than seemingly possible and lashes out with it's sickly white tongue*
*Billy is trapped under the dragon which has a spearhead jabbed into it's heart*
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2016/08/18 04:13:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Roland opens up on the dragons face and avoids the beast attacks.*
Roland to dragon: do you speak beast?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/08/18 04:13:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Jerks to the side and brings blade down on the tongue*
THAT BETTER GET ME A EXTRA CARVE!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 04:15:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls Amelia close and kisses her] [Pauses and admires her] I can't believe how lucky I am some days.
[Benny has organised a few heavy weapons teams and has them covering the area nearest to everyone's living quarters] [Is remarkably coherent]
Ooc : I think it's stress. I haven't slept through the night since Sunday.
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2016/08/18 04:16:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Nidhogg squeals and snaps forward to try and bite Jordan*
*The dragon's eyes are dull and unintelligent as it covers it's face and roars in pain*
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2016/08/18 04:16:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Wade is laughing while teleporting around a dragon while stabbing it at random places*
*Shaper gets the dragon to lunge forwards and an entire tree is impaled down its throat*
*Santiago keeps firing at the dragons' weakpoints, hoping to distract them from the others*
OOC: A friend of mine had cramps like that not too long ago. He just relaxed for 10-15 minutes, doing absolutely nothing, and started to feel a little better. Hopefully yours won't stick around long, either.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/08/18 04:19:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Over a dozen dragons lie dead from the room's occupants but over 2 dozen along with Nidhogg still remain
The dragon Wade is torturing roars and sits on him right at he teleports in
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2016/08/18 04:20:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Things'll turn sunny some time soon BC, life can only be gak for so long.
Bic *Doesn't pull back fast enough, and one arm is caught in it's mouth*
*Grunts and stabs the blade through it's eye one-handed*
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*Amelia smiles*
Amee: I think the same about you every second we're together...Not many men would be able to handle my flirty nature...Or my needs...
*Closes eyes and rests forehead against his*
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*Lisa focuses on the Dragons that get too close*
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*Joalia is wrestling a smaller Dragon*
*Mouthing it's neck while at a disadvantage due to lack of limbs*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/08/18 04:22:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*muffled shouting from underneath the dragon*
*Wade manages to shove his katana up the dragon's keister*
*Shaper climbs off the dying dragon and draws his rifle to fire a plasma round through its eye to speed up the process*
Shaper: Rest well, creature. Your hunt is over.
OOC: We could really use that Dragon Blade right now, wherever the feth it went.
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