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**mudhutman222**

Granted. The only figures are the fish carrying ones and they slap everyone.
I wish for a change in conversation.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone you talk to now speaks only Mandarin Chinese.

I wish GW would get something right.

**marrowick**

Granted. They fire Mat Ward. But then they hire a 7-year old boy with a very large vocabulary but no scruples.

**Da krimson barun**

You only corrupted and didn't make a wish.
I wish Christopher Tolkien would give new line simallarion rights so GW would buy another lotr /hobbit licence so they would still make the LOTR/hobbit sbg.Cause we know its gonna be dumped the second there and back again is gone.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. New Line Cinema releases the Silmarilion shortly after finishing The Hobbit, and GW bases even more models from this. Unfortunately, the films are awful because the entire crew from the original LOTR series was laid off and replaced by incompetents, bringing an era of shame to Tolkein's wonderful reputation. Good job.

I wish that I had a loyal, tame pet Trygon to accompany my pet Carnifex from several pages ago. (NOTE: it needs to be more creative than "they eat me", okay?

**KommissarKiln**

Double post. See above post for wish to be corrupted.

**Selym**

Granted. They draw in an entire tyranid fleet, who assimilate the loyalty of your pets. You run out of biomass on the planet, and have to keep warring across the galaxy due to your love of the nids being soooo great that you cannot bear to see them starve.

I wish to not be eaten.

**Da krimson barun**

Unfortunately it hits a wire when it burrows in someones garden and dies.
I wish I got a battlewagon for a fiver.You can't corrupt cheap models.Its uncorruptable!hopefully..

**Selym**

Selym wrote:Granted. They draw in an entire tyranid fleet, who assimilate the loyalty of your pets. You run out of biomass on the planet, and have to keep warring across the galaxy due to your love of the nids being soooo great that you cannot bear to see them starve.

I wish to not be eaten.

Da krimson barun wrote:Unfortunately it hits a wire when it burrows in someones garden and dies.
I wish I got a battlewagon for a fiver.You can't corrupt cheap models.Its uncorruptable!hopefully..

You missed a post

Check first quote for wish to be corrupted

**Da krimson barun**

Oops must have been posted when I posted.
You avoid being eaten only to find your self on warlord gorgutzs pointy stik.
I wish for a battlewagon REALLY cheap.New in box.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a cheap Battlewagon for Five bucks. Before you can use it someone slaps it with a fish and breaks it. Only then do you realise the thing was made from compressed oatmeal and is impossible to fix.

I wish for Codex Squats.

**SkavenLord**

Granted. But GW forgot to make models for them.

I wish the Bretonnian army had Monty Python special characters.

EDIT: Well played KommissarKiln (for the one below)

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, their names are Hector, Gawain, and Bors, and they were all just killed by the killer rabbit. They were infantry models that floated above cavalry bases, by the way.

I wish for a killer rabbit WHFB model.

**PredaKhaine**

KommissarKiln wrote:
Granted, their names are Hector, Gawain, and Bors, and they were all just killed by the killer rabbit. They were infantry models that floated above cavalry bases, by the way.

I wish for a killer rabbit WHFB model.

Granted, but you get a model that actually kills people. No one knows how, but if it spends a night in the same house as someone and its way is unbarred, they wake up dead.
Its also never found in the same place as you left it.
Once, you left it on the table downstairs, but forgot to lock and bolt the door. You found it siiting outside your bedroom door when you got up.
All the mice have disappeared too.

I wish for this rabbit to kill people with a fish instead.

**snurl**

Granted. One sneaky fish slapping Killer Rabit model coming up. It is hugely popular and sells by the thousands. People turn up dead everywhere. Its all your fault.

I wish i could remember the name of the company who actually makes the rabbit kit.

**dakkajet**

Granted.
You remember only to find out that inside the rabbit kit there is a slappy fish!

I wish for myself to get of the Internet and finaly finish painting!!

**Da krimson barun**

Granted but you can't paint well anymore
I wish GW made a new competetive squat codex with all models in the codex.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, but Matt ward writes it so it is the only army to show up in tournaments and everyone hates it.
I wish that the squat codex when it comes out would be written by someone other than Matt ward.

**Da krimson barun**

Granted.But its written by cruddance and he does a repeat of codex tyranids.
I wish that GW made daemonettes like they used to.

**snurl**

Granted. (I wish)

Edit:
Rabbit for Monty Python fun: http://www.miniaturebuildingauthority.com/products.asp?cat=Direct+Terrain&pg=3 Slappy fish not included.

**Da krimson barun**

Amazing wish.

**liquidjoshi**

No wish. You die. You cannot be regenerated.

I wish for people to start wishing again.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - but we all start wishing for everyone to get slapped with fish again...

I wish for a outstanding avp film.

**snurl**

Granted. But the film is a stretch goal on the AVP kickstarter, and will never be reached.

I wish for some new, good, science fiction.

**yankeedave**

Granted, but it all involves Drizzt Dourden in Space!

I wish I was able to make more of a difference

**snurl**

Granted. You get Matt Ward's job after he is sold to Hasbro. It is now up to you to please everyone, with every detail of what you write an say under close scrutiny by thousands of rabid fans. Good Luck.

I wish to trick someone into being fish slapped.

**Selym**

Granted. It was yourself.

I wish to know the answer to this question: "What sorcery is this?".

**dakkajet**

Granted.
But you don't understand why the answer is being slapped by a slappy fish.
I wish for a baneblade to come to my house.

**Da krimson barun**

Granted.It crushes your house and kills you.
I wish to own a baneblade(A proper life sized one)With tech priest.

**Selym**

Granted. But the techpriest is addicted to slappy fish tentacl pron, and keeps watching it at full volume whilst inside the BEIHNBLEHD!

I wish to have METHUL BAWKSES!