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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

UGH! EW!

*Hastily turns off the tap*

Ugh...Even the towel got custarded...

*Wipes off custard with the custardy towel*

*Only manages to smother it more*

Ugh...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*showers locked firmly on pouring out galleons of custard a minute filling the entire shower block slowly*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus and Huitz go off to try and fix the plumbing as Quetz keeps guzzling his favorite treat*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Mmf!

*Tries turning off the taps*

*Custard is slowly rising*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Cat: Hello meow, it is I the Gourmew Chef!

*The cat is stirring a pot full of fondue*

Gourmew chef: Have mew come to try some of my fondue?

*Leo nods rapidly*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Morrigan: I should probably check on Amelia and the new girl in the showers.
*Walks off to check on them and make sure the showers are or are not spewing custard*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Ciri turns undresses, then turns on the shower, and immediately turns it off when the custard shoots out.*

*Ciri mumbles to self.* What the feth is wrong with this place?

*wraps self with towel, hears the oncoming rush of custard, and blinks away before the custard wave hits.*

*She blinks infront of the room with only a towel on.*



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*
*shouts ro amy*
Throw on a towel.

My tank has a water supply that's not on grid. No custard...
Shower... You know the special design.

I bet your caped in custard... Sonyou could just wear custard...
And there's some butter tank lined hoodys and trousers in the cupboard next to it...


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

...

*Pulls on the towel and gets completely submerged in custard*

*Holds breath*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*opens door and custard all floods out into the main room washing everyone out on a wave of custard*

*Marla points varden to her shower with special extras and with the coboard of super comfey hoodies and joggers open inside next to bathroom *

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 16:46:11


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT grips the couch as it floats up on the wave*
OT: That is never coming out of the carpet...

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Ciri blinks next to Amelia, grabs her arm and blinks both of us to the front of the room.*

*Ciri looks down at herself and her custard towel.*

Ciri: Great..


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morrigan sits up in the pool of custard sputtering and soaked*
Morrigan; Oh this'll be a pain to get out of my wings...

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Groans and strains hair*

It's going to take me a fething year to get this gunk out...


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo is outside eating fondue with the cat chef when custard starts leaking out of the door 20 meters behind them*

Leo: Ha suckers. Great fondue by the way.

Cat: It's purrfect is it not.

*The pair eat happily safe from custard*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 16:59:01


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz is happily slurping up custard as Morrigan grumpily starts trying to clean her hair*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I blink next to Quetz and poke him*
Slow it down big guy, it won't taste as good coming up later

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Ciri Sighs*

Ciri to Amelia: Think I will visit a world I found, mostly just warm springs.. Any interest?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz ignores WK and continues guzzling*

*Loud banging and smashing can be heard as Huitz and Horus destroy the custard machine*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 17:15:22


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

A lot of interest. Just tell me when Ciri.

*Continues trying to strain hair*

*Skin colour is custard*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'd stop if I was you. I think Roadhog put some laxatives in there.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo and the cat finish eating some fondue and Leo waves to the cat and walks off*

Leo: Cya Gourmew Chef!

Cat: Goodbye Leonie! Meow lets see what is inside this building.

*Cat walks up to the door and sees custard seeping out of the bottom*

Cat:?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Ciri: Lets's go then!

*Grabs Amelia arm, and with a flash they stand next to continent sized hot spring on some distant world.*

*Ciri steps into the pool, and begins the horrible processes of getting the custard out of her hair.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morrigan looks over as the blink out*
Morrigan: WAIT! Take me with-! with you....

*Ot sighs as he, Ra, Perenelle and Scatty begin the long process of cleaning out all the custard*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 17:34:13


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Steps into pool and sinks in*

*Drops towel and fully submerges self*

*Resurfaces and pokes head out of the water*

Oh my god Ciri...This...Is...Amazing! I owe you so much...

*Starts washing out the custard*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*The chef opens the door and custard leeks out and the chef jumps out of the way*

Chef: Meowzer!

*The chef bails and grabs his pot of fondue and legs it into the trees*

OOC Night fellas.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Ciri smiles* I am glad you like it! I found this place a while ago, come here after a good hunt.

*She sinks into the water, and scrubs away the rest of the Custard.*

Ciri: When you want to go back just let me know.

OOC: Night z15

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/20 18:01:21



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morrigan sighs and helps OT and crew with the cleanup*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla pulls out a flamer to help clear the custard*

*casually flaming custard put of the carpet humming along to let it snow ironicaly*

*Marla looks at morri *
I have a shower that's not custard. Repressor. End bedroom. Enauite. Super soft hoodys and tracksuits in open cupboard

Just keep below setting 4. They get... Interesting... *smiles and goes back to flaming custard put the carpet*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 18:06:29


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sinks in and grins*

Oh this is nice...I don't want to leave anytime soon...

*Continues rubbing custard off*

Oh...I can finally see my actual skin colour now...

*Closes eyes and continues scrubbing*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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