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It was only supposed to be sentient enough to locate me if we got separated, and prevent unauthorised access.
So far it has failed spectacularly in both of those areas, and is starting to develop some very dog-like attributes. [Scratches head] Could be worse.
[Tank trundles in excited circles, slowly trying to catch its turret]
At least it isn't a baneblade doing this. Or a Titan. Both would be rather hilarious to see, but from a very far distance.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
*Knarloc tilts its head towards the tank, dropping the saliva covered ball, and whines as its newfound playmate parks*
It will be ok. You don't need to be playing with a tank anyway. Now come on, let's go find some meat somewhere.
*Wanders off to find a jungle*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
"The souffle needs to bake, it will be rising about now"
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
"souffle is done! still very hot! but it will be served up very soon!"
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
I'm sorry about that. I couldn't save your legs, so I took the chassis from an experimental Kataphron variant and grafted it to your waist. It was unavoidable, really.
I've found that people take anyone with a gun or other weapon seriously.
*Raises macrostubber, gamma pistol, cog axe, power sword, grav rifle, and mechandendrites for emphasis*
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
"Okay, servings are ready for all of the souffle" "Come and get it!"
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
-Hey so Azathoth is really pissed that I summoned millions of Shoggoth here so we all need to leave before he gets here I kid you not if you think im bad wait till you see this guy-
*Runs into the ocean while waving hands around wildly*
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
"I think Azzy will enjoy spluggoth souffle!" "Made from shoggoth and other ingredients, including Nuka-Cola"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
-Hey so Azathoth is really pissed that I summoned millions of Shoggoth here so we all need to leave before he gets here I kid you not if you think im bad wait till you see this guy-
*Runs into the ocean while waving hands around wildly*
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Ahh. I'll buy that. I mean, I'll accept that. I mean I'll agree to... Oh Gods, I'm making it worse. [Panics at the double-entendre loop, makes balloons fall from the ceiling as a distraction]
[Looks around for butter-tank] [Can't find it] Oh, for Christ's sake. [Tries to flag it down by waving hat]
I got in one of those once. It wasn't pretty. I had to calmly reiterate that mechandendrites are equipped with high-yield lasers, sampling equipment, and drills. Unfortunately, the Sisters were automatically gunned down by my self-defense systems after they entered threat range.
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
~2800 points