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2013/09/20 21:12:45
Subject: How are orks born?
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Hi, I am kind of a noob to 40k fluff, so excuse my if the answer is pretty obvious.
How are orks born? I understand they are technically fungus, but are they grown out of the ground, are they made like humans are (Are there even females in the ork society?) or are they cloned?
If you could give a source that would help more as I am quite interested in the ork background.
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1. Go to FLGS on a 40K game night.
2. Announce to no one in particular "I have over 10,000 points of Space Marines".
3. Sit back and watch as some 30-ish Neckbeard who still lives with his parents not only disputes your claim, but goes on to describe his 30,000 points of Blood Angels and how he has been playing since Rogue Trader days... And yet you will have never seen him either play 40K or that army.
4. From here, you have several options. Continue the conversation, or just end it. Either way, I guarantee you will waste 1+ hour of your life talking to this guy. Have fun!
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2013/09/20 21:14:31
Subject: How are orks born?
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Drakhun
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Off the top of my head, I remember seeing a picture of an Ork growing underground in one of their codexs. 3rd edition I believe. It shows them in some kind of embryonic sack underneath the ground. Of course it may have changed since then.
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2013/09/20 21:19:15
Subject: How are orks born?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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They're not. They grow, like a mold. They spore constantly throughout their lives. If enough spores gather in a corner or something, ti will spread like a mold. This mold will get these biggish pods growing in it. When these pods open, out comes Orks, Gretchin, squigs, and all the rest of the Orkoid ecosystem.
These initial waves of Orks, if there are no other Orks around, will be Feral Orks, and have little to no technology. If they survive long enough, killing and fighting and all of that, then a following generation will be Boyz. And once you have Boyz, you start getting Meks and Nobs and all the rest.
And, soon enough, you have a full-on WAAAAAGH!
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2013/09/20 21:22:33
Subject: How are orks born?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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As Orks go krumpin they give off spores. Wen they are killed there is a massive release of spores. The wind carries the spores and they grow into either Orks, Gretchin, Snotlings or other fungus after a short gestation.
Basic summary from the Ork codex.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
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2013/09/20 21:23:38
Subject: How are orks born?
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Well that's quite interesting! I have always referred to them as vegetables, but now I have a new view on them!
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1. Go to FLGS on a 40K game night.
2. Announce to no one in particular "I have over 10,000 points of Space Marines".
3. Sit back and watch as some 30-ish Neckbeard who still lives with his parents not only disputes your claim, but goes on to describe his 30,000 points of Blood Angels and how he has been playing since Rogue Trader days... And yet you will have never seen him either play 40K or that army.
4. From here, you have several options. Continue the conversation, or just end it. Either way, I guarantee you will waste 1+ hour of your life talking to this guy. Have fun!
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2013/09/21 15:47:26
Subject: How are orks born?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Mommy and daddy ork 'ave a bit of a scrap in da back of da trukk.
And that's how ork babies are made.
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2013/09/22 21:05:12
Subject: How are orks born?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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yeah they basically are plants! Do they bleed green? They should.
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2013/09/22 22:02:33
Subject: How are orks born?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Kinda. Their blood is described as being very very dark. Almost black IIRC.
Could be dark green. Doubt its actually green like grass.
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2013/09/22 22:28:34
Subject: How are orks born?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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Green like, like chlorophyll?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Although now I think about it, the whole green thing doesn't sit very well with the fact that they are all meant to be sporing fungi. These grow in the damp and dark, and thus don't require chlorophyll to aid in photosynthesis for their energy. Who ever heard of a green mushroom?
And here I was thinking Orks were such a biologically plausible idea...
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2013/09/22 22:47:28
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Green shrooms. Most pictures i've seen of the Ork fungus usually have red shrooms.
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2013/09/23 11:15:15
Subject: How are orks born?
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Grey Templar wrote:Kinda. Their blood is described as being very very dark. Almost black IIRC.
Could be dark green. Doubt its actually green like grass.
But in the space marine game they have red blood
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1. Go to FLGS on a 40K game night.
2. Announce to no one in particular "I have over 10,000 points of Space Marines".
3. Sit back and watch as some 30-ish Neckbeard who still lives with his parents not only disputes your claim, but goes on to describe his 30,000 points of Blood Angels and how he has been playing since Rogue Trader days... And yet you will have never seen him either play 40K or that army.
4. From here, you have several options. Continue the conversation, or just end it. Either way, I guarantee you will waste 1+ hour of your life talking to this guy. Have fun!
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2013/09/23 11:43:07
Subject: How are orks born?
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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migs6357 wrote: Grey Templar wrote:Kinda. Their blood is described as being very very dark. Almost black IIRC.
Could be dark green. Doubt its actually green like grass.
But in the space marine game they have red blood
That tends to be how the video games work. I always figured it was because a large chunk of the population playing them would just assume Orks were "conventional" aliens, rather than highly aggressive fungi. Hence the bleeding like a human.
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2013/09/23 12:42:09
Subject: How are orks born?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Ork blood is part of their digestive system, and can therefore vary in colour depending on what (and when) the Ork ate. It' usually represented as red but can be darker to almost black.
The green is from the algae which is in their skin (and possibly other organs and muscles) rather than their blood. Technically this makes Orks more like lichen, a mixture of fungus and plant, with some mammal thrown in.
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2013/09/23 12:47:31
Subject: How are orks born?
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Executing Exarch
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Orks = Interplanetary Space Herpes.
Once you've got them, impossible to get rid of.
And every now and then, you'll have a load of greenskins charge out of your forests and attack everything in sight.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
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2013/09/23 13:05:10
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Think this was in the GorkaMorka rulebook.
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2013/09/23 13:21:20
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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That's a bit weak though (on the developers behalf, not yours!). Even the dimmest gamer with the least knowledge of the 40k lore should be able to go "cool, green alien blood!".
Green shrooms. Most pictures i've seen of the Ork fungus usually have red shrooms
Awesome! No way in hell I would eat that. Mind you last time I had any shrooms I spent 5 hours sat on an inflatable walrus, wearing a magic cape and staring at trees. And none of that was the content of a hallucination.
With this in mind squigs seem like a more natural development. They are also meant to be the more basic creatures, so why they start going green as they get bigger is beyond me.
Think this was in the GorkaMorka rulebook.
Sick picture! yeah I remember that. I think it was in the Ork codex circa 3rd edition! Automatically Appended Next Post: Though it may well have been in gork morka too, GW often reuses their art, so I had not meant to contradict you.
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2013/09/23 22:21:13
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Somewhere along the way, fungal toe infections got a lot more dangerous....
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2013/09/23 23:09:59
Subject: How are orks born?
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Leader of the Sept
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
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2013/09/24 00:03:58
Subject: How are orks born?
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Dakka Veteran
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Living murder blankets. Brilliant.
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2013/09/24 08:45:26
Subject: How are orks born?
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Fixture of Dakka
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So they should fight orks with fungus remover instead of bolters?
I am melting, melting!
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2013/09/24 12:15:00
Subject: How are orks born?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Jehan-reznor wrote:So they should fight orks with fungus remover instead of bolters?
I am melting, melting!
Close. They use flame throwers. The heat kills the spores.
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2013/09/24 14:09:44
Subject: How are orks born?
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Leader of the Sept
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There is no problem that cannot be solved through the application of sufficient napalm.
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
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2013/09/24 14:18:20
Subject: How are orks born?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Zed wrote: migs6357 wrote: Grey Templar wrote:Kinda. Their blood is described as being very very dark. Almost black IIRC. Could be dark green. Doubt its actually green like grass. But in the space marine game they have red blood
That tends to be how the video games work. I always figured it was because a large chunk of the population playing them would just assume Orks were "conventional" aliens, rather than highly aggressive fungi. Hence the bleeding like a human. Actually, that's due to the GW 'Eavy Metal and art teams. They tend to make Ork blood red so that it shows up against their green skin(green blood on green skin isn't very visual friendly, so says White Dwarf circa 3rd ed). The 3rd edition Space Wolves cover even shows red Ork blood:
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2013/09/24 14:21:03
Subject: How are orks born?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Orks grow undergrond from their spores. Also, according to the lore I remember, Ork blood (along with skin) gets darker and more green/black color the bigger they get.
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2013/09/24 16:23:14
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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The blood cover varies on who you are readings books etc. Just a drop in the ocean of errors that have come up over the decades between GW and BL sources .
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2013/09/24 18:44:17
Subject: How are orks born?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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migs6357 wrote:Well that's quite interesting! I have always referred to them as vegetables, but now I have a new view on them!
Some of us still tell our armies to eat their greens before the greens eat them :3
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2013/09/24 21:51:28
Subject: How are orks born?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Storks
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2013/09/24 21:54:22
Subject: How are orks born?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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When a mommy ork and a daddy ork love each other a whole lot...
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/24 23:35:20
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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From Waaargh the Orks! (1990), an old source but nothing has changed about what is said here.
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2013/09/25 03:13:50
Subject: Re:How are orks born?
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Flashy Flashgitz
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I heard that in the original rogue trader game there were female orks, and they bred is this true?
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