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If Vikings were here today, the sounding of a distinctive horn in York would have created chaos.
The ancient instrument, blown last night, signalled exactly 100 days until the end of the world, according to Norse mythology.
Legend has it that the Norse God, Heimdallr, would blow the mythical Gjallerhorn to warn of the Viking apocalypse, also known as 'Ragnarok'. Ragnarok, which translates to ‘Doom of the Gods’, is due to be preceded by the winter of winters.
Vikings believed, prior to the apocalypse, three freezing winters would follow each other with no summers in between.
All morality would disappear and fights would break out all over the world, signalling the beginning of the end.
The wolf Skoll would devour the sun, and his brother Hati would eat the moon, causing stars to vanish from the sky and the Earth to be thrown into eternal darkness.
Norse mythology experts have calculated that Vikings believed this will take place on February 22, 2014.
On this day, the god Odin will be killed by the wolf Fenrir and the other ‘creator’ gods.
There will be huge earthquakes, the sea will rear up and the soil and the sky will be stained with poison.
The sound of the horn is supposed to call the sons of Odin to the battlefield, where Odin will ultimately be killed.
After his death, the Earth was foretold to sink into the sea, paving the way for a new utopian world with endless supplies.
Danielle Daglan from the Norvik Viking Centre told MailOnline that a number of recent events spoken about in the legends of Ragnarok led them to believe that the end of the world may well be imminent.
The legend states that ‘the first to notice shall be man, brother will fight brother and all the boundaries that exist shall crumble.’
‘The idea that “boundaries that exist shall crumble” could be said to be about the Internet age, where you can communicate with millions of people simultaneously around the world thanks to the global rise of social media,’ said Ms Daglan.
Viking tradition also believes that a vast winter will appear before the apocalypse.
‘There are predictions that we are heading into a mini-ice age thanks to a fall in solar flare activity - what is a mini-ice age but several winters rolled into one?’ said Ms Daglan.
Another part of the legend claims that the Midgard Serpent, named Jormungand, shall free itself from its tail and rise up from the ocean.
Ms Dagland points to the two huge fish which appeared on a beach in California last month.
The giant oarfish were dead when they washed up on land, and some scientists believe they came ashore to die because they are ‘in distress’.
‘Traditionally, the Viking festival of Jolablot marked the end of the winter - if this winter truly does not end, then that feast may be given over to Ragnarok instead,’ said Ms Dagland.
The Jorvik Viking Centre predicted that Ragnarok would occur on 22 February because this is the end of the feast of Jolablot.
While not a scientific conclusion, they claim that Vikings loved to feast and wouldn't want to miss this event. For this reason, they argue that Vikings would believe the world would end in 100 days.
The end of the world is coincidently the start of the grand finale of the Viking festival in York.
‘Following a study published in 2010 that bearded men are more trustworthy than those without, we’re also looking for fantastic displays of facial hair, so that we can identify those with the potential to take us into the brave new world that is foretold to follow Ragnarok,’ said Danielle Daglan director of the JORVIK Viking Festival.
‘In the last couple of years, we’ve had predictions of the Mayan apocalypse, which passed without incident, and numerous other dates where the end of the world has been pencilled in by seers, fortune tellers and visionaries,’ she added.
‘But the sound of the horn is possibly the best indicator yet that the Viking version of the end of the world really will happen on 22 February next year.’
Ahhh. The chance to do battle with my brothers who have gone to join the hallowed ranks of the Einherjar. 100 days till the end begins. Time enough to prepare my weapons and purify my body for the end times. May Freyja find room for me in her company as the sons of Odin march to the final war!
I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
I'm with Az on this. I prefer not to work up a sweat on close combat. My M4/AR15 will do nicely for a bit before I have to go 9mm. I be the Arse though that would shoot the rear guys and work my up to last guy standing and then have him turn around....
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My experience from Too Human tells me that the best weapon for fighting the forces of Ragnarok are cyborgs with swords pretending to be Norse gods to give hope to humanity... This plan is gonna be expensive.
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LordofHats wrote: My experience from Too Human tells me that the best weapon for fighting the forces of Ragnarok are cyborgs with swords pretending to be Norse gods to give hope to humanity... This plan is gonna be expensive.
Yeah but whoever is controlling those Norse gods has to deal with possibly the worst controller configuration in the history of controller configurations, so we are just boned. They'll give up and throw the controller at the wall before storming off, leaving the rest of us to our deaths.
I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own...
So the fate of effectively extinct religions is to be turned into a publicity stunt? I wonder what will happen with Christianity
RegalPhantom wrote: If your fluff doesn't fit, change your fluff until it does
The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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Best get my Odin's horns tat done sooner rather than later
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LordofHats wrote: My experience from Too Human tells me that the best weapon for fighting the forces of Ragnarok are cyborgs with swords pretending to be Norse gods to give hope to humanity... This plan is gonna be expensive.
Yeah but whoever is controlling those Norse gods has to deal with possibly the worst controller configuration in the history of controller configurations, so we are just boned. They'll give up and throw the controller at the wall before storming off, leaving the rest of us to our deaths.
They'll have to watch the annoyingly long death cut scene every time too. Such a thing would be torture in a civilized society...
I have to admit, of all the so called "Apocalypses" that will wipe us out, this one is the coolest I saw so far.
COME, I WANT MY SPOT IN VALHALLA! Together with my own personal Valkyries
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
hotsauceman1 wrote: Y'know, If anything I would like the viking en of the world.
Very strange as I'm thinking thats about max TBone's remaining timeline. TBone standing on the prow of an astral longboat barking his way to battle appears quite appropriate.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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hotsauceman1 wrote: Y'know, If anything I would like the viking en of the world.
Very strange as I'm thinking thats about max TBone's remaining timeline. TBone standing on the prow of an astral longboat barking his way to battle appears quite appropriate.
Full viking funeral - complete with longboat and fire. It would be the best send-off ever!
I was saddened to realize this is possibly even more spurious than the Mayan apocalypse. Nevertheless, I shall enjoy exhorting those around me to push on until the Odinson falls to the venom of the Midgard Serpent.
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I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
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