40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**SKR.HH**

You receive a Dorothy.

I insert a tin man.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Tin Shears

I insert a medium

**SKR.HH**

You get a false prophecy.

I insert a smoke detector.

**Skinflint Games**

You catch fire.

I insert a Teletubby

**SKR.HH**

You receive a Tamagotchie.

I insert a fire extinguisher (cause who needs it when you already catched fire).

**Trondheim**

You get fired for making a mess

I insert a picture of Jeremy Corbyn

**SKR.HH**

You get a dick pic from Boris Johnson.

I insert a Star Wars DVD.

**Skinflint Games**

You get a dick slap from Yoda.

I insert some broccoli.

**snurl**

You get 8 essential vitamins and iron.

I insert peanut butter.

**BigWaaagh**

You get jelly.

I insert the cure for Herpes.

**SKR.HH**

You get syphilis.

I insert a pancake.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a hand full of maple syrup

I insert a stick of Old Spice

**Skinflint Games**

You get a withered and expired chilli pepper

I insert a plum

**snurl**

You get a peach.

I insert a taco.

**SKR.HH**

You get diarrhea.

I insert a shipping container.

**ChargerIIC**

You get human trafficking

I insert a Nova Cannon

**BigWaaagh**

You get to fire the starting gun at a Villanova Track meet.

I insert Tina Turner.

**SKR.HH**

You get a Nutbush street sign.

I insert my broken monitor.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a broker Merrimac.

I insert a platter of freshly cooked Chicken and Waffles...nom, nom.

**snurl**

You get Shoo Fly Pie.

I insert duck sauce.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get crunchy noodles

I insert a hamburger

**SKR.HH**

You get a pizza.

I insert some nuts and bolts.

**Skinflint Games**

You get a Man Of Mecchano

I insert a key (but not the correct one)

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get a piano (in the wrong key)

I insert a rocket

**SKR.HH**

You get an eagle.

I insert a water bomb.

**snurl**

You get a balloon.

I insert cotton candy.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Funnel Cake.

I insert a rabid French Poodle.

**snurl**

You get a wild hare.

I insert aluminum.

**Skinflint Games**

You are foiled.

I insert a fish.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Fish Slap from a Ninevehite

I insert a live bolt round necklace