40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Skinflint Games**

You get an apology.

I insert a paperclip.

**snurl**

You get a rubber band.

I insert flapjacks.

**SKR.HH**

You get porridge.

I insert a waffle iron.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a can of Spray Starch.

I insert Dave Grohl.

**SKR.HH**

You get a cave man from the Stone Age.

I insert a Yeti.

**snurl**

You get a Sherpa.

I insert my neighbor.

**Skinflint Games**

You get my neighbour

I insert Santa.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Krampus.

I insert Eddie Van Halen playing 'Eruption'.

**SKR.HH**

You get Hugh Laurie playing House M.D. playing Van Halen (S4 E1).

I insert my (no longer water proof) tent.

**snurl**

You get water proof pants.

I insert an unused Gen Con ticket.

**SKR.HH**

You get a used Comic Con ticket.

I insert new Printer.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Out Of Ink

I insert a can of Green Taurox Energy Drink

**BigWaaagh**

You get insomnia.

I insert a beaver dam.

**snurl**

You get a damn beaver.

I insert Primus.

**Skinflint Games**

You get attacked by Wynona's big brown beaver.

I insert a pie

**snurl**

You get a pumpkin.

I insert a Femur.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Fimir.

I insert a freshly baked chicken pot pie.

**snurl**

You get an empty baking pan fast.

I insert a fly-swatter.

**Skinflint Games**

You get attacked by Jeff Goldblum.

I insert Jeff Goldblum

**SKR.HH**

You get a Tyrannosaur Rex.

I insert some nightvision googles.

**BigWaaagh**

You get an 8-track tape of 'I can see clearly now'.

I insert Lady Gaga's meat dress.

**snurl**

You get a meat puppet.

I insert bacon.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Kevin.

I insert the location of the mothership.

**snurl**

You get reprimanded for breaching security.

I insert the last of the salsa dip.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Salsa Requisition form #74 in triplicate

I insert a corpsestarch voucher

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bit part in the remake of 'Soylent Green'.

I insert Iowa.

**snurl**

You get a flat.

I insert Maryland.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get Maryland fused with New Jersey.

I insert my enthusiasm

**Not Online!!!**

You get depression.

I insert a cat.

**snurl**

You get unlimited cat hair everywhere.

I insert the stuff my neighbors left behind.