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2008/12/12 18:58:23
Subject: movie lines
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Here's one.
"Oh my God. (name of character)'s a..."
"A what? Spy? Saboteur? Facist? All of the above."
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2008/12/12 19:00:07
Subject: movie lines
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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Mannahnin wrote:“Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.”
The Producers. Don't ask me how I know that.
Forgive me for being painfully obvious, but it had to be said eventually...
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shephards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Bonus points if you can tell me if this exact quote was said at the beginning or the end of the movie.
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
 The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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2008/12/12 19:02:47
Subject: movie lines
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Pulp fiction.
Last scene of the film.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/12 19:28:36
Subject: movie lines
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Dominating Dominatrix
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And first scene 
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2008/12/12 19:35:44
Subject: movie lines
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Love you Hunny Bunny!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/12 19:35:46
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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Anung Un Rama wrote:
"Oh my God. (name of character)'s a..."
"A what? Spy? Saboteur? Facist? All of the above."
The Rocketeer.
Here's a fairly easy one:
"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
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2008/12/12 20:25:41
Subject: movie lines
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Implacable Skitarii
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Frazzled wrote:Love you Hunny Bunny!
Another Pulp Fiction?!?!
"Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick . . . plutonium!"
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2008/12/12 20:38:38
Subject: Re:movie lines
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Tough Treekin
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"sit your raggedy ass down and shut the f*** up!"
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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2008/12/12 20:46:47
Subject: movie lines
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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OK after a day or series of posts-if no one catches an answer the questioner should state where its from.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/12 20:48:07
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/12/12 21:40:29
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Kroeger wrote:
"Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick . . . plutonium!"
Back to the Future?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/12 21:53:41
Subject: movie lines
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Phanobi
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"Anybody else want to negotiate?"
Ozymandias, King of Kings
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.
Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.
This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.
A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy |
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2008/12/12 22:15:07
Subject: movie lines
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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Pook wrote:"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
Hah. Scarface. Though the "jou" should've given it away for anybody.
99MDeery wrote:"sit your raggedy ass down and shut the f*** up!"
Jackie Brown. Easy one (I've only seen that movie like 50 times).
Actually, in the first scene of Pulp Fiction, Jules says "Fingers", not "Vengeance".
I've seen that movie entirely too many times.
From another brilliant movie:
"You see this? This is you. Notch forty-five, you Irish bug bastard."
Or how about:
"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak english with this f*cking knife!" (Same movie)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/12/12 22:18:18
Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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2008/12/13 02:05:05
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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Ozymandias wrote:"Anybody else want to negotiate?"
Ozymandias, King of Kings
heh... go 5th Element.
"You see this? This is you. Notch forty-five, you Irish bug bastard."
Or how about:
"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak english with this f*cking knife!" (Same movie)
Gangs of New York ... Love it.
Now let's see ....
" I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. And right now He is beating so hard, it's splinting my ears! "
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2008/12/13 03:03:56
Subject: Re:movie lines
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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warpcrafter wrote:"That's so sweet it hurts!"
I spit on your grave. One of the worst movies ever made.
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2008/12/13 03:18:35
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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I think Ahtmans first quote was from scent of a woman.
Orkistotles was Kelly's Heros. And because I love that movie so much, your the inspiration for this quote:
" In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what?"
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2008/12/13 06:08:42
Subject: movie lines
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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focusedfire wrote:I think Ahtmans first quote was from scent of a woman.
This is correct.
Person A: Are you a cop?
Person B: As far as you know.
Person A: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Person B: Why? Did you steal the car?
Person A: I sure did.
Person B: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2008/12/13 06:27:17
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Pook wrote:Now let's see ....
" I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. And right now He is beating so hard, it's splinting my ears! "
Joan of Arc?
Heres one" That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man".
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2008/12/13 06:41:51
Subject: movie lines
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Stormin' Stompa
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focusedfire wrote:
Heres one" That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man".
True Grit.
Here's an irrelevant one from possibly the most quotable movie ever written:
"You don't need a pen. Just use one of them cat turds"
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2008/12/13 08:53:14
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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"It's Evil! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/13 08:54:46
Subject: movie lines
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Since nobody got my first one, here is another line from the same movie. A tad more obvious...
"Hey, where the white women at?"
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2008/12/13 08:59:38
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Lint wrote:"Hey, where the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles! I didn't even notice the other one. And on the Mel Brooks note: I wrote:"Where are you going? I was about to make espresso."
Young Frankenstein And still up for grabs: "How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????" "I! Don't! Know!"
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/13 16:18:40
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:"It's Evil! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
Thats time bandits, mate.
Can't jog the other out of the old noodle, keep thinking Homer Simpson......?
How 'bout this one:
"You really are a great swordsman"
also from same movie"BEEERRRR!!!!!
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/15 00:24:34
Subject: movie lines
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Fleshound of Khorne
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Lets see if i can clean up some one the non-answered ones...
focusedfire:
"You really are a great swordsman"
and
"BEEERRRR!!!!!
The Princess Bride. The first From Dread Pirate Roberts to Inigo Montoya, the second from Andre the Giant (forgotten his character name)
I think.
How about these, all from the same movie "This can only mean one thing, but I don't know what that is"
"Nobody move...I gotta use the can, I don't want to miss nothing"
"Very interesting (Character name) But just one problem...Is Stupid! Is stupidest theory I ever heard!"
"Who do you think is the murderer? "
"Must sleep on it. Will know in morning when wake up."
"But what if you don't wake up?"
"Then YOU did it"
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2008/12/15 01:00:33
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I wrote:"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"
"Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"
"NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! AarAgha they're in my eyes! aAra arGh"
The Wicker Man (2006). THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
"These boys is not white! These boys is not white, hell, they ain't even old timey!"
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/15 01:13:21
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I wrote:"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"
"Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"
"NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! AarAgha they're in my eyes! aAra arGh"
The Wicker Man (2006). THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
"These boys is not white! These boys is not white, hell, they ain't even old timey!"
Brother Where Art Thou?
And I was thinking Willow earlier not the Princess Bride, but if it fits then I'll accept it.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2008/12/15 01:24:22
Subject: Re:movie lines
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Fleshound of Khorne
London, England
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Isn't the line from Willow "You're a great warrior! And a swordsman" ? Or am I thinking of earlier on?
The "BEEER" line though, I was wrong there
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2008/12/15 01:30:55
Subject: movie lines
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I'll try another line from mine...
"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."
If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.
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2008/12/15 01:34:06
Subject: movie lines
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Arctik_Firangi wrote:I'll try another line from mine...
"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."
If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.
MichaelDouglass gone psycho roaming south central LA. cant remember the name of the film, only that it was hilarious!
edit: oh and sry, dont know the next bit. yeh i think fail on two counts there.
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2008/12/15 01:35:42
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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focusedfire wrote:Brother Where Art Thou?
Yup.
An easy one:
"Bread."
"Apples."
"Very small rocks."
"Cider."
"Gravy."
"Cherries."
"Mud."
"Churches."
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/15 01:43:58
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail. I think the most quotable movie in existence.
This may be from multiple movies, but I'm thinking of a very recent one:
"I can smell your blood"
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