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2008/12/15 02:23:25
Subject: Re:movie lines
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Twilight... (And most likely many other vampire movies)
Here's one for ya.
"As far as I'm concerned, she's just a meat by-product."
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2008/12/15 02:58:35
Subject: Re:movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Khor'Ghurneth wrote:Isn't the line from Willow "You're a great warrior! And a swordsman" ? Or am I thinking of earlier on?
The "BEEER" line though, I was wrong there
You maybe right, been a long time since last saw movie. If I'm off my apologies.
Heres an easy one:
No, I'm a meat popsickle.(if not exact should be close enough)
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If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2008/12/15 03:00:27
Subject: movie lines
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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whatwhat wrote:Arctik_Firangi wrote:I'll try another line from mine...
"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."
If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.
MichaelDouglass gone psycho roaming south central LA. cant remember the name of the film, only that it was hilarious!
edit: oh and sry, dont know the next bit. yeh i think fail on two counts there. 
The movie was called Falling Down,but sorry,I don't recal the punch line either.
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2008/12/15 05:06:54
Subject: movie lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"
"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"
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My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/
Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.
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2008/12/15 12:08:31
Subject: movie lines
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"
"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"
1. "Untouchables?" Sean Connery to be precise.
2.no clue.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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2008/12/15 14:36:01
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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Frazzled wrote:Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"
"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"
1. "Untouchables?" Sean Connery to be precise. 2.no clue.
2. Boondock Saints. focusedfire wrote:No, I'm a meat popsickle.(if not exact should be close enough)
Fifth Element. The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!
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2008/12/16 03:06:53
Subject: movie lines
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Pook wrote:
The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!
Uhm, that one with Orlando Bloom vs. the muslim pirates that nobody went to go see?
"This beer is so good I want to put my d**k in it, I want it to put it's d**k in me."
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2008/12/16 05:38:58
Subject: movie lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lint wrote:Pook wrote:
The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!
Uhm, that one with Orlando Bloom vs. the muslim pirates that nobody went to go see?
"This beer is so good I want to put my d**k in it, I want it to put it's d**k in me."
the movie you're looking for is "kingdom of heaven"
and the answer to yours is Beerfest
heres a rather easy one:
"why do I gotta be mister Pink?"
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2008/12/16 05:55:56
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:
heres a rather easy one:
"why do I gotta be mister Pink?"
Reservoir Dogs, unless he's in something else. "What? What was that?" "Uh, nothing." "I heard some squealing or something." "Oh, no. Everything's fine." "But the animal is inside out." "I heard that! It turned inside out?" "And it exploded." "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/16 06:14:39
Subject: movie lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"How's it look"
"Looks clear"
Monster comes flying through
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"Well, how's it look now"
"Looks clear"
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Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.
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2008/12/16 06:16:24
Subject: movie lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"Check this one, she's always got a Blade on her."
"What your going to kill me with a soup cup."
"Tea, actually"
"What"
"I said I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."
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My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/
Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.
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2008/12/16 06:17:28
Subject: movie lines
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Serious Squig Herder
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Orkeosaurus wrote:
"What? What was that?"
"Uh, nothing."
"I heard some squealing or something."
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."
"But the animal is inside out."
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"
"And it exploded."
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"
Galaxy Quest "That still only counts as one!!!"
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2008/12/16 06:19:27
Subject: movie lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Right after when Legolas kills the fully laided Mumakil. Said by Gimli
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My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/
Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.
DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ |
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2008/12/16 06:22:09
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:"What? What was that?"
"Uh, nothing."
"I heard some squealing or something."
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."
"But the animal is inside out."
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"
"And it exploded."
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"
Galaxy Quest, good movie 
Heres one; Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz!They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow Fairies!Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin!Those despicable animal warmongers!They've killed Fritz!Take that! Take this!Take that, You green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged.....
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2008/12/16 10:15:49
Subject: movie lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"Check this one, she's always got a Blade on her."
"What your going to kill me with a soup cup."
"Tea, actually"
"What"
"I said I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."
too easy: chronicles of riddick
sorry if this one's a wee bit obscure... but kudos if you know this one:
"the multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him"
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2008/12/16 13:36:37
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"How's it look"
"Looks clear"
Monster comes flying through
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"Well, how's it look now"
"Looks clear"
Pitch Black Ensis Ferrae wrote:"the multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him"
I know it's Shakespeare, I forgot the play HOWEVER ... it's in V for Vendetta as well. "Call me an a$$-hole one more time. "
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2008/12/16 13:39:38
Subject: movie lines
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Hancock!
"If your not with me, then your against me!"
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2008/12/16 13:54:01
Subject: movie lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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@pook, yeah i was referring to the V for Vendetta line...
"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"
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2008/12/16 14:49:53
Subject: movie lines
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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Xav wrote:"If your not with me, then you're against me!"
Um, Revenge of the Sith?
"Those hookers let you down. What are you gonna do, call Triple-A?"
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2008/12/16 14:51:09
Subject: movie lines
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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'Come on your Pansy'
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2008/12/16 15:02:45
Subject: movie lines
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Orkeosaurus wrote:
"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time."
Master Pain or Evil Betty in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. I love that movie. Cheesy camp at its finest.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2008/12/16 15:48:41
Subject: movie lines
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:
"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"
SuperTroopers. "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
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2008/12/16 16:07:30
Subject: movie lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:'Come on your Pansy'
its probably in alot of movies, but the first one that comes to mind is "Mr. Woodcock"
heres my next one:
"in the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?"
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2008/12/16 16:25:48
Subject: movie lines
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I'm afraid not my friend! Another try perhaps?
I suspect yours to be from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells (of Cockney rubbish)
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2008/12/16 16:42:44
Subject: movie lines
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:'Come on your Pansy'
Holy Grail?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/16 18:00:21
Subject: movie lines
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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focusedfire wrote:Heres one; Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz!They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow Fairies!Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin!Those despicable animal warmongers!They've killed Fritz!Take that! Take this!Take that, You green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged.....
This is an old-school geek movie. Wizards!
“Orange whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!”
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2008/12/16 18:15:24
Subject: movie lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I'm afraid not my friend! Another try perhaps?
I suspect yours to be from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells (of Cockney rubbish)
sorry, lock stock ( IMO) is a great movie...but thats not where my line came from.
"i thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from?"
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2008/12/16 18:18:10
Subject: movie lines
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Snatch.
Also known as Lock, Stock, And a Load of Cockney Gibberish 2!
Orkeosaurus was on the money though with Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Black Knight to King Arthur having lost both his arms).
Time for another.....
'I ain't that good'
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2008/12/16 18:31:21
Subject: movie lines
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Pook wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:
"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"
SuperTroopers.
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
The Godfather.
What about these..." Typical robot,first earth chick we see in years and he's gotta make a play for her." and " But why can't we get married? we laughf,we talk,we have highly proficent sex."
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2008/12/17 08:09:09
Subject: movie lines
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Fireknife Shas'el
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FITZZ wrote:What about these..." Typical robot,first earth chick we see in years and he's gotta make a play for her." and " But why can't we get married? we laughf,we talk,we have highly proficent sex."
Heavy Metal, the original and still only.
how 'bout: It's good to be the King
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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