If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**TakeABow**

Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

**thekyle1231**

Id be asduberal vect (spelt so wrong!) I get to roll around in a awesome tank jet, and have total slave babes all over it.

**Fattimus_maximus**

A Grenadier stationed on Vraks. Why... because theres nothing like sneaking into enemy trenches and slaughtering heretics by the dozens.

**Ciaphas-Cain**

thekyle1231 wrote:Id be asduberal vect (spelt so wrong!) I get to roll around in a awesome tank jet, and have total slave babes all over it.

Asdrubael Vect* just for later reference

I would love to be "Decapitator" for anyone who doesn't know, hes a character from the dark eldar codex with 4 count 'em 4!!! arms and he appears outa no where, even better than ex-sly marbo

edit...poor grammar

**Jacksonhighlander**

An archon. I can make anyone my bitch. My scarest warriors will be in bikini's so theres some good to look at 24/7. Kinda of a hedonist. Looking at some of the fluff you know that sick humor would translate into something interesting. My mind is already disturbed enough.

**Uriels_Flame**

I'm already a Necron Lord chained to a cubicle. Where's my shroud . . . ?

**UltraKruel**

THE EMPORAR

**Silverthorne**

Cypher or Hoec. Lot of walking, but cool guns and you are apparently unkillable.

**StarGate**

I want to a SOB towel boy in the locker room. Can you image all the hot sisters lathering up and then doing hot *&^%#$%$* sex scenes......

**Deadshane1**

I wanna be one of those creepy floating skull things with all the wires sticking out, because "Dat's da Sh#$, Yo!"

**ooglatjama**

A C'Tan

**Valkyrie**

I would be either a Grey Knight, a Vindicare Assassin or a Warlord Princeps

**jp400**

Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

**Waaaaaaagh!**

jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

Only reason he did that in the first place was because the The Lion and The Wolf were days away and would have WTFBBQ'd him in Space

**Superscope**

Waaaaaaagh! wrote:
jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....
Only reason he did that in the first place was because the The Lion and The Wolf were days away and would have WTFBBQ'd him in Space

Correct. He needed to end the battle quickly so good old duel to the death ftw ;p

Keep on rolling with the "what you wanna be in 40K" i'm amazed at the lovely number of posts i've seen here ;p

**Xanthos552**

Sly Marbo. Nuff said.

**Canonness Rory**

jp400 wrote:Horus....

Only this time I wouldnt lower my Void Shields at the last second....

Better answer:
Horus, only this time I don't fall to chaos.
Or Horus, only this time I just TELL the emperor he is being a bad father and I need a hug

Or Horus, only this time I don't kill those custodes.

**Canonness Rory**

TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

**lordofthedead**

Sgt. Tellion or Boss Snikrot
sneak, kill, repeat

**Mattlov**

Canonness Rory wrote:
TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

I fail to see that as a problem...

I would be a Grey Knight Terminator with a psycannon. Coolest looking armor in the universe, badass Force Weapon, and an amazing gun. I am win, wrapped in awesome, covered in amazing sauce.

**Waaaaaaagh!**

Mattlov wrote:
Canonness Rory wrote:
TakeABow wrote:Being an Inquisitor would be fun, having a job based on influence and politics, with the ability to commandeer nearly anything and give anyone orders to do whatever I desire, with the full support of both the government and VERY powerful military arms.

Except you would have to kill innocent people.

Potentially billions of them.

I fail to see that as a problem...

What he said!

**Shadowbrand**

A Chaos Dreadnought or a Noise Marine, have firepower and be a total maniac although maybe being a Necron would be sick

**Ultrafool**

I want to be a bald, screaming, finger pointing marine.

**UltramarineRV**

If I could I would be either the 40k version of chuck noroise ( know it's mispelled) or If 40k universe was changed to something like yugioh I would be some kind of millennium item, of course the grey knights would destroy me first and ask questions later

BUT...

TAU COMMANDER ALL THE WAY
HUGE F******* WEAPS AND LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS
DRONE BODYGUARDS AND OTHER CRISIS SUITS TO HIDE BEHIND

**Eldarranger**

I'd be....an eldar ranger (big suprise) but seriously, invisible elves with sniper rifles. whats not to like?

**Seamus O'Shank**

A Spase Marien.

Huuuuurrr.

But nah... I'd be the Tyranid Overmind/Hivemind/what-have-you.

That or Khorne.

**slice of toast**

I'll go out on a limb with this one:

A guardsman.
1) No thought involved. You're told what to do, you get three hots, a cot, a weapon you reload by popping one battery out and another in. All you really have to worry about is staying in squad coherency and providing cover fire for the Plasma Gunner.
2) All the Playguard you could ask for.
3) You're pretty much ignored as a result of massive, death-spewing tanks and planes, so when you actually KILL somebody with your lasgun, you can really feel good about yourself.
4) Hand to hand combat is too much work...it's so much easier to just pull the trigger as you spray and pray.
5) So what if you've died? The world of 40k sucks anyway! Plus you'll have more time to cheer for the Plasma Gunner that you took that bolter round for from the table edge.
6) You don't suck as much as Tau in CC.
7) Your Cadian pose is boring, but screw those haters, you're all about the "classic" look anyway.
8) Power armor is probably heavier than you really care to run around in all day.
9) The more people you kill, the more graves you have to dig, so BS3 isn't all that bad, really.
10) Your girlfriend back on Millionth Street in Nameless Hive City on Doomed Planet of Never-Ending-War can't make fun of you for saying WAAAAGH or hurrr.

Either that, or Captain of a BFG Battleship, because it would be awesome to command a ship like that.

**Stucer**

The Nightbringer. No other way about it.

**Mars.Techpriest**

Tech-priest Explorer Magos or Tau Earth Caste.

**Jarran**

Lord Commissar i can randomly kill my guys for fun.

And they are just beez kneez.