If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**Arctik_Firangi**

Welcome to Dakka everyone?

**Malladrius**

I'd be a grey knight grandmaster. I run around in terminator armor, can carry any weapon I want, and get to blast things into little tiny pieces with psychic powers... What more fun is there?

**Jon Touchdown**

Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

**Lord Insanity**

I'd be a Primarch.

**Elliotminorkid**

Definetly tau:

Either a Fire Warrior just becasue they are so cool.

But i think i'll do for a pilot of a phirana, love those skimmers.

**Lord of battles**

I'd be KHORNE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Grot Boss**

Either Wazdakka Gutzmek or Kaptin Badrukk:
One is the leader of the biggest biker's gang of the galaxy,the other is one hell of a space pirate..case closed

**yani**

I would be a grot purely because I want to experience life as a midget.

**Noble713**

GoFenris wrote:On a forgotten world in a forgotten part of the galaxy on the opposite end of the 'Nid hive fleets where no Ork spore has ever touched, no Tau toes have ever tread and it's one of those systems the Eldar have long since forgotten. Far away from any warp storms and free from the Imperium's propaganda.

Oh wait, I think we already live here...

Pretty much what I'd go for. Live on some extremely remote human world, untouched by the Imperium, with a continually-progressing tech level since the Dark Age of Technology. That would give you a pretty high standard of living. Then hold the position of Head of the Secret Police or some other "right-hand man of the HMFIC" so you can live like a king too.

Everyone else in the galaxy leads a pretty crappy life. Even the High Lords of Terra are twisted cyborgs that make Darth Vader's prosthetics look sleek and comfortable.

**Riokus**

I'd be a pimped out (dual melta pistols or something of the sort) urban Kasrkin! THEY ARE PIMPASS AND BEASTLY! NOTHING COMPARES!!!!!!

**The Angry Commissar**

id want to be the guy firing the Vulcan Mega Bolter on the Stormlord. heavy 30 when standing still muhaha

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Jon Touchdown wrote: Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

id love to see the tits on a female space marine lol

**Septic**

The Angry Commissar wrote:id want to be the guy firing the Vulcan Mega Bolter on the Stormlord. heavy 30 when standing still muhaha

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Jon Touchdown wrote: Female space marine! lol I would love to see how many people freaked out

id love to see the tits on a female space marine lol

Brow, lowered

**Emperors Faithful**

An Inquisitor!
Travel the galaxy! visit the worlds! Do whatever the hell you want, flash around a badge, and shoot anyone who doesn't like it!

**oggers**

Sounds nice to me.

**Emperors Faithful**

Who would WANT to be the Emperor?
You sit...in a chair. Not much else to it really.
If I HAD to be someone in a coma then I would choose the Emperor I guess.
But Geez, even a snotling picking his nose would be more engaging/interesting/fun!

May I burn for my Heresies against HIS name

**Shinigami**

One of the Death Cult Assassins for me; The closest to a Ninja you can get in 40k, I think.

And you get to kill!

**Grunt_For_Christ**

Such a great thread with some great entries.

If I could keep my current intellect and abilities of perception I'd definitely be a lictor. Those chameleon scales would come in handy to see what imperials actually do on a daily basis. That and I'd like to see how genestealers are formed... Do they come from eggs? Do they explode out of the chests of their victims like Sigourney Weaver's Aliens? And how tall is a broodlord anyways?

That and I think it'd be fun to hot drop out of orbit into a jungle and piddle around for a while... You know, explore the landscape, devour an imperial scout team, hide in a tree and watch the Predator rip someone's skull/spine out or use that awesome medkit they have on their arms.

**extermikator**

I'd have to be the guy that controls a Capitol Imperialis. SO much fun with so many guns!

MC

**warsmith pyrus**

A SQUAT(surprised it hasn't come up) because:

1:We trade with every one succesfully
2:We have awesome giant tanks
3:We are left alone by GW
4:Who doesn't love space dwarves

Other than that I would like to be a Flash Git(yay pirates) orks with PLASMER GUNZ,gold teeth and tri-corn hats sounds so much fun.

**rodfarruguia**

I would be Horus and finish what he started.

**garret**

id be a giant bananna

**Emperors Faithful**

garret wrote:someone who doesnt get shot at

Good luck trying to find something like that

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garret wrote:id be a giant bananna

And your reasoning for this...?

**garret**

i always wanted to be especially iif i was being eatten by a giant woman in a bikini
i figured in 40k there everything else s why not that

**Grunt_For_Christ**

You always wanted to be what?

It

GoFenris wrote: A Snotling just fired through the Shokk Attack Gun!

Whoo Hoo!!!

The Snotling after him!! Or the mek shooting it when it EXPLODES!!!!

Or possibly a chapter master - going around, blowing up planets whenever you get bored... now THATS the life

**kirsanth**

Absent.

**Trokll**

I would want to be a adptus custodian. It would be asome to preatty much be a one man army

**VictorVonTzeentch**

Either a Commissar, Inquisitor, Guardsmen Sniper, Wolf Scout or a Undivided Daemon Prince.

**Emperors Faithful**

garret wrote:i always wanted to be especially iif i was being eatten by a giant woman in a bikini
i figured in 40k there everything else s why not that

I seriously doubt you will find a giant woman in a bikini in 40k.
A woman in power armour, mabye. But ask a SoB to get into a bikini and you'll find yourself with a nasty little case of Boltgun-To-The-Head-Syndrome.

**metallifan**

I'd be the lucky Guardsman whom, like Creed, has a horseshoe up his arse and thus, never ends up getting killed

A SQUAT(surprised it hasn't come up) because:

1:We trade with every one succesfully
2:We have awesome giant tanks
3:We are left alone by GW
4:Who doesn't love space dwarves

You left out "Great Cook". Hey, chicks dig guys that can cook. And to top it off, we all know what they say about guys with hairy feet...