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Good thing I'm never going to Texas.

Your loss. Can't get good Tex Mex there. If i told you I switched to cabernet would it help?

I don't know much about wine, apart from that fact that it's good for you and my mother likes Cabernet Merlot.

I'll stick with creaming soda, thank you. At least until I'm 18 so I can get hammered.

Uri Lee wrote:
WOW did you really? thats amazing! I hope it was worth it! Did you secure the oil fields..... I mean find the WMD?

Yes yes and yes and im still paying $2.50 a Gallon for gas. We also introduced them to Mcdonalds and the fethers are still ungrateful...

Its ok though, cause the jokes on them. When we pull out were takeing Mcdonalds with us and leaveing in its place a KFC.

jp400 wrote:We also introduced them to Mcdonalds and the fethers are still ungrateful...

Now I completely understand all the attacks.

Frazzled wrote:

jp400 wrote:We also introduced them to Mcdonalds and the fethers are still ungrateful...

Now I completely understand all the attacks.

I guess we shouldnt have told them where Bacon comes from.......

Me? I think I'd go and kick their asses.

I mean, c'mon, they're neither over 5' 6" & 125# - well within the size I can take down.

Frazzled wrote:Don't forget the part where they have bats.

Of course not. That justifies use of lethal force (if necessary) on my part.

Yep.

well, they're both shorter then me, and each weight a good 75lbs or so less, so i'd say i'd just rush them, shouldn't be to hard to knock them down with a good shoulder rush

greenskin lynn wrote:well, they're both shorter then me, and each weight a good 75lbs or so less, so i'd say i'd just rush them, shouldn't be to hard to knock them down with a good shoulder rush

I see this very often , and each time it ends with a foot on their face.

Wouldnt advise it...

Foot to the face? Heh. If they're that good, they don't need bats.

Most likely, they're not that good, so I catch the foot and take away the bat for my usage...

oh for ffs, If you rushed a mob like that you whoul be beat back to the stone age or killed. If its like 100+ angry guys you whould stand a chance!

JohnHwangDD wrote:Foot to the face? Heh. If they're that good, they don't need bats.

Most likely, they're not that good, so I catch the foot and take away the bat for my usage...

All she needs is one good smack with the bat and rush is to the floor.

I should have modified the actual scenario as the victims they were targeting were wussy soccer moms, not at all like the manly men who frequent this website. After all, we only post in between sets of bench pressing Chryslers, er Fiats.

Of course, a Kentucky Rifle makes every man 6 feet tall.

Two words.

In the OP scenario.

Do I have a can of spray? If so, use it and flee.

If not, hand over whatever they ask for and run.

Do I have a melee weapon? If so, ask if they're sure they want to rob me and stare at them. If this does provoke them I have my eyes trained to see where their attack comes from and can then respond with a counterattack or run depending on how their first move feels. Running is always the preferred option as the longer you are in a fight the chance of you losing continually rises. If you cannot confidentally win a fight quickly it's best to land a stunning blow or injuring blow and flee as quickly as possible.

If not, hand over whatever they ask for and run.



I may be bold enough to take on one person armed with a melee weapon as I have experience with that, but doing two would just be stupid. Well for me at least, I'm sure there are people far more capable than me.