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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 08:01:46
Subject: Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Stalwart Tribune
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charging an inquisitor and his retinue with 10 necron warriors. i never made that mistake again...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 08:51:46
Subject: Re:Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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One time I forgot to field half my army. Big oopsie.
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
'In the eye of Terror, it's still the '80's. And that's a good thing.' -Necroagogo |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 10:46:42
Subject: Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Actually, that has happened to me as well. (Well, I thought we were playing a 1000pt match while he fielded 2000pts. Only figured something wrong when I was toast by turn 2.
Another time I charged my space marine assualt serge (with sword and meltabomb) into combat with a ironclad dreadnought. It was at this point I learnt that in combat (unless immobilised) you need 6's to latch grenades onto a walker. Lady Luck was feeling pretty kinky that day so guess what I rolled with my meltabomb? That's right...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 17:20:49
Subject: Re:Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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My Dreadnaught rolled a 6 and owned a wraithlord's face.
Thing's with t8 still scare me though.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 18:22:48
Subject: Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Yesterday I charged my friends Carnifex with a lone Space Marine Sargent...I got a wound on it XD
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Mistress of minis wrote urity seals of course! Sorta like a man-kini....only more zealous... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 19:08:23
Subject: Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I infiltrated a stealth team 18 inches away from a unit of genestealers, then moved towards them to bring their fusion cannon to bear. Perhaps i forgot to mention they were in a bunker (which we played as essentially a ruin, not an AV14 vehicle). every shot missed and I FORGOT TO JSJ AWAY. i killed one the next turn in CC before my super-super stealth squad went squish.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 19:15:16
Subject: Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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How 'bout the final game of a GT where I had won the previous 4 rounds.
Mission objective was to "destroy" 4 objectives that the opponent places for you to destroy. He who destroys more wins the game.
I blew my opponent off of the table by the end of turn 6.
...but forgot to destroy the objectives.
BTW, this was 4e so no "tabling=win" judge ruled a tie game.
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 11:40:08
Subject: Re:Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Executing Exarch
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Allowing a Broodlord with his GSs assault one of my SM squads  ....never ever let that happen again.
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
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"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 12:22:49
Subject: Re:Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
Scotland
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Ok me and my two main opponents ones in no particular order:
1) Start of turn 6 "Hmm it's odd my obliterators haven't turned up yet... because I haven't actually rolled for them yet..."
2) Getting mixed up and playing 2 rounds of a 1750 pt tournament with 1500 points
3) Going to a tournament at warhammer world (ie a 4 hour drive) and realising you forgot to put the tank you were working on last night back in your case.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 12:56:24
Subject: Re:Moments of DOH!!! or your worst mistakes playing 40k
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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Weeellllll......My most major one would be choosing to play CSM based on their 3rd Codex only to find that the 4th Ed one was out after I had like 1000pts......*sob*....you Chaos players all know what I mean.
But seriously this isn't my moment but in like my 3rd ever game, my friend completly forgot about objectives. I had a Sorc and a Ksons Aspiring Sorc on an objective my only models left Vs about 3 10 man tac squads. I ended up winning 1-0 on objectives after he missed with 2 Lascannons, 6 Krak Missiles and about 30 Bolter shells! All did nothing for 2 turns!  He was very vexed.....
I'll never forget that moment of ecstasy when I realised he had forgotten objectives!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!!!
3000pts
500pts
You just couldn't handle the truth. God knows why anyone would want that cookie anyway. I can only imagine what foul demons possess such a thing as to make it stand on its side like that. I prefer my cookies horizontal and without eternal damnation. - Ridcully
Either that or take a 4+ cover save from all of GW's red tape blocking LoS to the way to play it. - Kitzz |
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