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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/18 23:16:44
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Montreal
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Fleshborer Hive!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/18 23:17:29
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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I'd probaly take dual thunder hammers! Or a ciclone missle launcher that I would put on my car, no more traffic in front of me!!!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/04/18 23:28:45
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/18 23:30:37
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Calculating Commissar
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The Cadian Imperial Guard fully equipped.
"Hammer of the Emperor".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 03:02:00
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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A Xenarch Death Arc
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-Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.
-Sly Marbo once played an objective mission just to see what it was like to not meet every victory condition on his own.
-Sly Marbo bought a third edition rulebook just to play meat grinder as the attacker.
-Marbo doesn't need an Eldar farseer as an ally; his enemies are already doomed
-Sly Marbo was originally armed with a power weapon, but he dropped it while assaulting a space marine command squad just so his enemies could feel pain
-Sly Marbo still attacks the front armor value in assault, for pity's sake. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 03:18:46
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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Kombi Shoota/Skorcha and a Power Klaw
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 03:20:47
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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my personal warhound titan
failing that a Nemisis Force Weapon.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 09:04:53
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Lurking Gaunt
San Fernando Valley, Ca
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Can i put a twin linked assault cannon on the toyota corolla? sweet ride become even sweeter!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 09:12:10
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Forget weapons i want a inquisitor to follow me, and a Heresy stamp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 10:44:10
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Nasty Nob
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AlmightyWalrus wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:HiveFleetGoliath wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:ductvader wrote:c34r34lk1ll3r wrote:I want retract my vote and go for a Chain Axe.
Why stop there?...go Eviscerator!
Why stop there?... go titan close combat weapon!
Why stop there?... go Virus Bomb for Exterminatus!
alright you win, i cant think of anything better... for now *insert evil laugh*
Cyclonic Torpedoes? 
Vortex Missile Launcher.
I WIN.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 10:56:54
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Saintspirit wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:HiveFleetGoliath wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:ductvader wrote:c34r34lk1ll3r wrote:I want retract my vote and go for a Chain Axe.
Why stop there?...go Eviscerator!
Why stop there?... go titan close combat weapon!
Why stop there?... go Virus Bomb for Exterminatus!
alright you win, i cant think of anything better... for now *insert evil laugh*
Cyclonic Torpedoes? 
Vortex Missile Launcher.
I WIN.
No I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 11:14:51
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Holy Terra, Island Continent
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EagleArk wrote:Saintspirit wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:HiveFleetGoliath wrote:Commissar Agro wrote:ductvader wrote:c34r34lk1ll3r wrote:I want retract my vote and go for a Chain Axe.
Why stop there?...go Eviscerator!
Why stop there?... go titan close combat weapon!
Why stop there?... go Virus Bomb for Exterminatus!
alright you win, i cant think of anything better... for now *insert evil laugh*
Cyclonic Torpedoes? 
Vortex Missile Launcher.
I WIN.
No I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope I win, 2 angry marine battlebarges crashing into a planet. which was then destroyed by the awsomeness that is ANGRY MARINES
to read it got to this link which is NSFW, about half way down the page is the thing^ that i mentioned.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 11:33:08
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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The Emperor of Mankind wrote:A suit of Terminator armour.
Otherwise, a lasgun would be nice because I could recharge the ammo.
Bolters and things would be too ridiculously heavy and out of proportion to hold, let alone fire. Those things are huge.
Then again, having a power sword would be nice. Cut through anything, etc.
Maybe an eldar one, so it's quite a bit lighter than a massive imperium power sword. They're silly.
Oh, if I had a Tau stealth suit I could fly around invisible. I'll take one of them too.
Maybe a stealth suit with the strength of terminator armour with built in lasgun and an eldar power sword?
My choice would be a WH Inferno Pistol and a big power axe.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 13:13:57
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Nasty Nob
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On a more serious note, I think I would prefer either a Shuriken Pistol or a Force Weapon. Because if i had a force weapon, that would mean I was a Psyker!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 13:18:38
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Springhurst, VIC, Australia
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If it can with the platform then a D-cannon, otherwise I would go with acid maw, then everyone would fear a burp from me ^^
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 14:12:37
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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As I always say in these threads:
Psycannon. Not only does it look amazing, it has the coolest name of any weapon as well.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 14:15:06
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Major
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akimbo heavy bolters
DAKKA DAKKA
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 14:51:39
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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I'll also take a Shock Attack Gun... wacky fun
As a second choice, id take a Deff Dread, though i doubt it classes as a single weapon!
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Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 14:57:34
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Hm a Master Crafted Bolter with an M40 Targeting Scope
And a chainsword bayonette of my own crafting/modifiying and a Sling along with a cool Box Magazine or possibly a Drum Mag and the Articifer Armor of the highest quality and strength so that I can weild said Bolter
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 15:25:26
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dual powerfists with attached stormbolters.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 15:39:30
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Major
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Soladrin wrote:Dual powerfists with attached stormbolters.
what, you want to be papa smurf
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 16:19:29
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No i want to punch stuff while shooting them.
Also, I'd paint them yellow with you know what kind of iconography.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 16:21:57
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Major
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ANGRY MARINES?
so why ONLY storm bolters, they need punisher cannons
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 17:40:43
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Nasty Nob
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No you need an Angrinator.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 21:00:58
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
West Des Moines, Iowa
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Warscythe with a built in gauss blaster. Can cut through anything and tear chuncks off of tanks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/19 23:07:38
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
Des Moines Washington
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Sword of the high marshals....oh yeah 10 thousand year old sexiness.
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Piss off Grimaldus- miss your face "See the apparent objectives of the Crusades weren't cadia, but to troll cadia like HA HA WE TOOK THE SYCAMORE PARK WE HAVE WON CREED! Ok everyone back into the eye of Terror." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/20 00:09:54
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Sinewy Scourge
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Force sword. Simple, elegant, deadly.
Not sure what sort of ranged weapon I'd favour. Possibly a harlequin kiss. Might be a bit messy and a pain to reload, though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/20 00:33:17
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
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Runic Power Armor, Frostblade, Stormshield and to top it off riding a thunderwolf. Because at the ren faire i would be the coolest cat
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/20 07:32:15
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Focused Fire Warrior
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To rephrase a line from a Whitest Kids U Know sketch:
"Raaaaaaailguuuuun!"
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3000 pts. or more
3000 pts. or more |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/20 20:39:38
Subject: If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Agonizer.
Just for the name.
Of course, if 40k had a Fecalator, I'd use that for my weapon of choice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/20 21:18:41
Subject: Re:If you could have any Weapon in 40K what would it be.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Nemesis force weapon, and face-mounted psycannon, with eye-holes so i can see the fear in my enemies eyes!
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky. |
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