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metallifan wrote:That's another thing that's bugging me - Why does every goddamn food/drink/alcohol company have this F***ing Lime-Craze all of a sudden? I mean, You've got Bud Lite Lime, Miller Lime, Salt And Lime Crispy Minis, Salt and Lime Tostitos, Salt and Lime Doritos, Captain Morgan's Lime, Every single salsa suddenly has Lime in it now, Etc...

I meam, pretty soon everyone will just be injecting Lime juice into their bloodstream. Honestly, I'm getting a little sick of seeing it everywhere I turn now.

Maybe the FDA was afraid of a sudden Ricketts outbreak amongst the population that lives on beer and corn chips!!

Kanluwen wrote:

Most of them came out around Cinqo de Mayo.


Which, as everyone knows, is the official Lime Holiday of Mexico.

Theyve been out for years actually(at leasst here in Az- maybe they get marketed around more during Cinco de mayo)- and Cinco De Mayo isn't really celebrated in Mexico(its an Americanized drinking holiday ).

But, in honor of the liminess! I threw the rest of my beef into the crock pot with a couple diced up lime and some spices- its like a roast beef air freshener!

Metalli lives in Canada, so it's the FDA(EH?) he has to worry about

Our Canadian version of the FDA (Which isn't called the FDA but I can't bloody remember the actual name of it) is far more relaxed in terms of marketing regs though. It's part of the reason that we can buy Prep-H in the original shark-oil formula as a cosmetic item, for example. It cures dark, baggy eyes. Comes in handy when you don't what to go to work looking like you stayed up drinking all night at the pub

If you ruined my Canadian joke, I am going to be -super pissed- Metalli.

Dude, I just added butt-cream to the mix.

If anything, it's 40,000 times funnier.

Good.

We cannot go wrong with FDA(EH) and buttcream!

You could also make it "FD-Eh", to shorten it down

NO! It has to be FDA(EH!) to make people think!

I prefer to call it the NHL.

metallifan wrote:Our Canadian version of the FDA (Which isn't called the FDA but I can't bloody remember the actual name of it) is far more relaxed in terms of marketing regs though. It's part of the reason that we can buy Prep-H in the original shark-oil formula as a cosmetic item, for example. It cures dark, baggy eyes. Comes in handy when you don't what to go to work looking like you stayed up drinking all night at the pub

I wonder how someone mixed up butt cream and eye cream.... "Wilbur....hand me my glasses....my eye cream smells like your butt...." But- since you mention using it after a night of boozing....it suddenly becomes clear

I had home-made Fajitas, courtesy of Mrs. Albatross. Drinking Diet Pepsi because SOMEONE forgot I that I only like Pepsi Max....

Also, Tea. Lots of.

Mistress of minis wrote:
I wonder how someone mixed up butt cream and eye cream.... "Wilbur....hand me my glasses....my eye cream smells like your butt...." But- since you mention using it after a night of boozing....it suddenly becomes clear

Well, anyone with a basic medical understanding of how a Hemmorrhoid works could make the connection between Butt-cream that reduces swelling and increases bloodflow, and the fact that if you put it on the dark bags under your eyes, they'll fade away.

Isn't this thread supposed to be about food? Quit talking about your butt.

OT: I'm having lamb burgers, zucchini, summer squash & kous kous for dinner.

Redbeard wrote:Isn't this thread supposed to be about food? Quit talking about your butt.

Maybe arse is the thing he eats most?

metallifan wrote:

Mistress of minis wrote:
I wonder how someone mixed up butt cream and eye cream.... "Wilbur....hand me my glasses....my eye cream smells like your butt...." But- since you mention using it after a night of boozing....it suddenly becomes clear

Well, anyone with a basic medical understanding of how a Hemmorrhoid works could make the connection between Butt-cream that reduces swelling and increases bloodflow, and the fact that if you put it on the dark bags under your eyes, they'll fade away.

How many people actually have a basic medical understanding of anything? :p With live in a day & age where you can google most anything and find relevant info- yet we're surrounded by the ignorant masses that wont seek out answers on thier own

But- food....I havent eaten since breakfast- my house smells like roasting beef, but its not ready yet!!

So I must settle for a sandwich I think.

Albatross wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Isn't this thread supposed to be about food? Quit talking about your butt.

Maybe arse is the thing he eats most?

Peanut butter and arse sandwich.

Nothing better.

metallifan wrote:

Albatross wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Isn't this thread supposed to be about food? Quit talking about your butt.

Maybe arse is the thing he eats most?

Peanut butter and arse sandwich.

Nothing better.

I actually meant licking men's bums.





I never thought I'd ever have to type that sentence. Holy fething moly.

Like Sarge, I only drink the blood of my enemies.

I eat whatever is on my plate. That occasionaly menas a cockroach or three, but hey? Maybe I'll gain their ability to survive the nuclear apocalypse?

Albatross wrote:I actually meant licking men's bums.





I never thought I'd ever have to type that sentence. Holy fething moly.

I know. I just wanted to make you say something that would make you feel -reeeeeeally- uncomfortable.

Nah, I'm cool with it. I keep DO an immaculate 'bum-garden', after all.

You're welcome to stroll around it any time!









Who's uncomfortable NOW, buddy?

Albatross wrote:Nah, I'm cool with it. I keep DO an immaculate 'bum-garden', after all.

You're welcome to stroll around it any time!









Who's uncomfortable NOW, buddy?

"Slice of lime mate"

Oh,and I'm eating a bowl of rice krispies...,so...yeah..no butt tie in there.

Albatross wrote:Nah, I'm cool with it. I keep DO an immaculate 'bum-garden', after all.

You're welcome to stroll around it any time!









Who's uncomfortable NOW, buddy?

Me.....

Im trying to eat the left over enchiladas I thought my roomie ate....

....Alt+F4.....

Eat too many burritos and anyone eating your ass could have chili with their meal. LOL.

Yes, I just went there.

Mistress of minis wrote:

J.Black wrote:Dinner last night was Chicken and Lentil curry with Pilau rice. Todays breakfast was the full english - Sausages, bacon, black pudding, hash browns, mushrooms, tomato, beans and toast. And 3 cups of tea

Beans for breakfast? You crazy brits 'I say ole chap, have some more beans! We've got a cricket match this afternoon and I want to be able to smoke out those lads from across the Oval!'


What sorta beans though? Now Im curious because Ive never heard of that

Pest. The Oval is miles away. How do you even know about the Oval?! Half of the British public don't know the names of our cricket grounds. /suspicion

Soup and a roll wrote:No real Englishman would suffer baked beans with his fry up. Also, where are the eggs? For shame, sir!

Edit: Holy Crup. You're from Chester! Where abouts?

Pah, beans make a fry up great. Eggs are only there if you want to fart all day; which i don't.

I live in Boughton; come find me in the GW sometime

Toast & butter with a mug of tea.

Thinking about dinner later.

May go with a chicken curry (made from scratch) or some veggie option since the organic box has been delivered.

Khorne flakes!

J.Black wrote:

Mistress of minis wrote:

J.Black wrote:Dinner last night was Chicken and Lentil curry with Pilau rice. Todays breakfast was the full english - Sausages, bacon, black pudding, hash browns, mushrooms, tomato, beans and toast. And 3 cups of tea

Beans for breakfast? You crazy brits 'I say ole chap, have some more beans! We've got a cricket match this afternoon and I want to be able to smoke out those lads from across the Oval!'


What sorta beans though? Now Im curious because Ive never heard of that

Pest. The Oval is miles away. How do you even know about the Oval?! Half of the British public don't know the names of our cricket grounds. /suspicion

Umm, I guess Im better educated than that half of the British public?

Except about the eating beans for breakfast, which I really hadnt heard of. Is it a regional thing, or pretty common across the UK? (I dated a scottish chick for a few months and she never talked about breakfast beans!) What kinda beans are they?

Mistress of minis wrote:she never talked about breakfast beans!

You don't need to tell people about beans. They make themselves known, ifyouknowwhatImean...

metallifan wrote:

Mistress of minis wrote:she never talked about breakfast beans!

You don't need to tell people about beans. They make themselves known, ifyouknowwhatImean...

Hey mister- no more butt-talk from you on my FOOD thread!!


We should stick to the food, and start another thread about the results of food!!

What about rump roast? Can we talk about that? It -is- good stuff after all.