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What about penne?

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Penne is exclusively for custom balsamic vinegar sauces and vinaigrettes, and bacon zitti. It has zero percent bearing on religious debates.
   
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The Great State of Texas

Ktulhut wrote:Penne is exclusively for custom balsamic vinegar sauces and vinaigrettes, and bacon zitti. It has zero percent bearing on religious debates.

Liar! Bacon is proof of the existence of God. Added to a nice pasta salad it belongs to the disciples of the Speghetti Monster, reformed branch.

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What about fusilli?

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Kilkrazy wrote:What about fusilli?


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Orkeosaurus wrote:Noooo! When God-fearing Americans burn Korans, it only increases the volume of Koran sales!

What we should be doing is downloading the Koran as a PDF, then printing that off, and burning it. No money for you, Osama!


Please, make it stop...

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CT GAMER wrote:
Orkeosaurus wrote:Noooo! When God-fearing Americans burn Korans, it only increases the volume of Koran sales!

What we should be doing is downloading the Koran as a PDF, then printing that off, and burning it. No money for you, Osama!


Please, make it stop...


No no, you're missing out on a serious opportunity here. Print it out on uncut pasta sheets. Boil with a nice marinara sauce and some sausage.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Well I am off to see if I can find some Koreans to bum.

Don't tell Mrs Kilkrazy, she would get annoyed (x2).

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Cardiff, United Kingdom

I'd burn a Qu'ran if y'all'd pass me a Bible to light it with

But seriously... clearly this is some minority freak but I am worried that there might be some individuals out there *cough* who might secretly be wondering within "What's the big deal? Dem Tuskens are always burning our flags..."

You know who you are.

   
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Spitsbergen

Albatross wrote:Can we burn Korn?


That's actually not a bad idea.


   
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Kamloops, B.C.

Here's a picture of Koreans burning a Koran! (yea, Quran. It's funnier my way!)

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Since this is America, wouldnt it be better if they burned all Religious Text? Equal Opportunity religious burning? Im sure they have bibles on hand. You know, a copy of Lao Tzu's Five Thousand Words, the Tripitaka. I mean, Come on! Show them how truely intolerant you really are. Burn them all. Its what Hitler would have done.

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Comintern wrote:Since this is America, wouldnt it be better if they burned all Religious Text?


You would think so, but nothing says "Freedom" "Equal Rights", and "Democracy" like a good old fashioned double-standard

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metallifan wrote:
Comintern wrote:Since this is America, wouldnt it be better if they burned all Religious Text?


You would think so, but nothing says "Freedom" "Equal Rights", and "Democracy" like a good old fashioned double-standard

no double standard. They have the right to do what they are doing. Just like someone else has the right to burn a bunch of Bibles.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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What you have to remember about the USA is that for every evil, petty, small-minded religious maniac, there are ten greasy, beer swilling loud-mouth bikers with their hearts in the right place, who will turn out to protect people from the attentions of the Westboro Baptist Church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6gneH1DRU&feature=related

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This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans

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Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Kilkrazy wrote:What you have to remember about the USA is that for every evil, petty, small-minded religious maniac, there are ten greasy, beer swilling loud-mouth bikers with their hearts in the right place, who will turn out to protect people from the attentions of the Westboro Baptist Church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6gneH1DRU&feature=related



http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/
   
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SoCal, USA!

Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.


There are barely several billion people at all worldwide right now, of which only a small number are Korean - it's not like we're talking about burning Indians (1B+, occasionally do this anyways) or Chinese (1B+, less enthralled with the idea of self-immolation). Perhaps check the math scale?

   
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Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.


Frazz, I really hope you caught the irony here...

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Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.


Oh, I meant as I read it as Burning Koreans.

Also, I'm nat to concarned about a fu spellin errors when the entirity of America's youth spells like this: D00d3s shud cum c mah nu fon!

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metallifan wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.


Frazz, I really hope you caught the irony here...

Hey, unlike others, I never said I could type, or spell, or dress myself. The add said "Do you have the urge to chase people with a large stick?"

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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And he thought it read "Do you have a large stick?" and the rest is history.

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Well, I guess we can't mock you for sticking to the job description then. Have an internet cookie:

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I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Slarg232 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:This is exactly why I hate religion. It really does nothing for us, except give us something else to hate eachother over.

This to me is just a waste. Will burning Korens bring back the dead? Will it give the families any consolation? Will it help any of the lost souls gain peace in the afterlife?

Though I must say, is the Flying Speghetti Monster accepting converts? And does he beleive in spicy, tasty, tomato saucy death to non beleivers?

+1 to burning Koreans


When insulting several billion people, you might consider taking extra care to insure you spell correctly.


Oh, I meant as I read it as Burning Koreans.

Also, I'm nat to concarned about a fu spellin errors when the entirity of America's youth spells like this: D00d3s shud cum c mah nu fon!

Well as I ignore today's youth entirely (except for occasional burst of wailing and gnashing of teeth)...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Kilkrazy wrote:


Thanks for sharing!

   
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Frazzled wrote:
Ktulhut wrote:I'm not a muslim, but I still burn bibles. I'd burn korans too if I could get free ones to set ablaze. And talmuds. I'd totally burn those, too.

Plus, you can burn images of the Great Speghetti Monster. I prefer boiling them though, preferably those of the Angelhair pasta sect.


Or the Church of Steak and Bacon's 'International Burn a Quorn Day'
   
 
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