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2011/06/03 17:33:32
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Phototoxin wrote:What army do you play in 40k?
We all know normal SM's use Chaos
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2011/06/03 17:46:02
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Can you touch your shoulders?
Can you wipe your own arse?
Sphinctersayswhat?
Seriously, who would win in fight, Dorn or Guilliman?
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SickSix's Silver Skull WIP thread
My Youtube Channel
JSF wrote:... this is really quite an audacious move by GW, throwing out any pretext that this is a game and that its customers exist to do anything other than buy their overpriced products for the sake of it. The naked arrogance, greed and contempt for their audience is shocking.
= Epic First Post.
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2011/06/03 18:02:09
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:Can you bone?
 datz what i wanna know.
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your plasma weapon may be used as an explosive device in case of emergency 
Welcome to the internet, and specifically a gaming forum.
If your choice of game is not made in a blood oath that can only be broken by a quest and vow made with the most overwrought dramatics, then you aren't doing it right. -curran12 |
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2011/06/03 18:25:29
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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porkchop806 wrote:Ma55ter_fett wrote:Can you bone?
datz what i wanna know.
They are monks so i doubt they will i would think they ould have the capabilitie to
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2011/06/03 20:55:42
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Nightwalker wrote:porkchop806 wrote:Ma55ter_fett wrote:Can you bone?
datz what i wanna know.
They are monks so i doubt they will i would think they ould have the capabilitie to
Nah they'd break their chick (brother?) in half. Automatically Appended Next Post: SickSix wrote:Can you touch your shoulders?
Can you wipe your own arse?
Sphinctersayswhat?
Seriously, who would win in fight, Dorn or Guilliman?
Dorn
Any primarch could beat girlyman. Hell, I could beat him with a frying pan 
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2011/06/03 21:08:23
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Spawn of Chaos
Just chilling within theTemplum Inficio on the demon world of Sicarus
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Why are you so bad ass
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None other like the wrath of the chaos gods
 Khorne
 Nurgle
 Slaanesh
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2011/06/03 21:16:06
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Nice avatar SS.
I hate Halo Fanboys who think Spartans>astartes.
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2011/06/03 21:16:54
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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how fast can you pitch a cinder block?
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your plasma weapon may be used as an explosive device in case of emergency
Welcome to the internet, and specifically a gaming forum.
If your choice of game is not made in a blood oath that can only be broken by a quest and vow made with the most overwrought dramatics, then you aren't doing it right. -curran12 |
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2011/06/03 21:22:22
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Can I watch you rip Master Chief's arms off and beat him with them?
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2011/06/03 22:21:24
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Got Milk?
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2011/06/04 01:53:20
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
If I give you the name of a filthy Xeno, will you hunt him down? You will? Great. Let me spell his name for you
J-U-S-T-I-N B-E-I...oh, you figured it out on your own. Can you go save the planet from him? Thanks. He's worse than a Nid
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2011/06/04 01:58:32
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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timetowaste85 wrote:Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
If I give you the name of a filthy Xeno, will you hunt him down? You will? Great. Let me spell his name for you
J-U-S-T-I-N B-E-I...oh, you figured it out on your own. Can you go save the planet from him? Thanks. He's worse than a Nid
You forgot R-E-B-E-C-C-A B-L-A-C-K
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2011/06/04 01:59:20
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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timetowaste85 wrote:Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
IIRC, waste is processed, and any nutrients are recycled as an edible paste.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/06/04 02:04:30
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Nerivant wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
IIRC, waste is processed, and any nutrients are recycled as an edible paste.
That is fething dirt.
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2011/06/04 02:18:25
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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im2randomghgh wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
If I give you the name of a filthy Xeno, will you hunt him down? You will? Great. Let me spell his name for you
J-U-S-T-I-N B-E-I...oh, you figured it out on your own. Can you go save the planet from him? Thanks. He's worse than a Nid
You forgot R-E-B-E-C-C-A B-L-A-C-K
Oh God, I just looked up who that was since you mentioned it...THE HORROR!! Forget Beiber, the Space Marines need to purge her neighborhood, the recording artists, and anyone who helped get her to where she is (and I LIKE Tosh. O too....)
Somebody make a collect call to the Head Justicar of the Grey Knights-here is the greatest threat our world has ever known (other than Ke$ha).
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2011/06/04 02:46:16
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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So those Sisters of Battle huh, man would you look at them! Would you hit that? If you could?
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2011/06/04 03:03:52
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Come on guys, Rebecca Black isn't actually that bad. Loathe though I am to say it, neither is Justin Bieber. There's much worse so-called music than what they produce. Go listen to some 'gansta' rap and then tell me that Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber are worse.
My question would be; how can I serve the Emperor?
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2011/06/04 03:09:46
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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Didn't bother to read any other posts, so I hope noone has beaten me to it:
Have you heard the tale of the black and white space marine on the black and white bike?
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2011/06/05 02:39:34
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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timetowaste85 wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Does your suit come with a fully functional toilet?
Where is the flush button?
If I give you the name of a filthy Xeno, will you hunt him down? You will? Great. Let me spell his name for you
J-U-S-T-I-N B-E-I...oh, you figured it out on your own. Can you go save the planet from him? Thanks. He's worse than a Nid
You forgot R-E-B-E-C-C-A B-L-A-C-K
Oh God, I just looked up who that was since you mentioned it...THE HORROR!! Forget Beiber, the Space Marines need to purge her neighborhood, the recording artists, and anyone who helped get her to where she is (and I LIKE Tosh. O too....)
Somebody make a collect call to the Head Justicar of the Grey Knights-here is the greatest threat our world has ever known (other than Ke$ha).
Forget a purge, issue a extreminatus
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2011/06/05 13:24:50
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Lethal Lhamean
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Normal sized flights of stairs, what do you do?
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2011/06/05 16:29:53
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Shaman wrote:Normal sized flights of stairs, what do you do?
Does having your head go through the ceiling ever get annoying?
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2011/06/06 03:37:32
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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Can you stand on your head?
im2randomghgh wrote:Can you shoot Melissia for me? Please? Thank you!
Dude...how old are you?
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2011/06/06 06:39:50
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Ultrafool wrote:So those Sisters of Battle huh, man would you look at them! Would you hit that? If you could?
Nope, they are on thet're red rage too often
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2011/06/06 06:44:19
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Dakka Veteran
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How does a number two happen? Or a number one for that matter? Is that why the shoes are so big?
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"AM are bunch of half human-half robot monkeys who keep tech working by punching it with a wrench And their tech is so sophisticated that you could never get it wrapped it out" thing a LITTLE to seriously. It also goes "Tau tech is so awesome I wish I was Tau and not some stupid Human" thing.
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2011/06/06 06:47:15
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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BeefCakeSoup wrote:How does a number two happen? Or a number one for that matter? Is that why the shoes are so big?
Yes 
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2011/06/06 07:09:07
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Why are you guys all painted blue?
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2011/06/06 07:19:59
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stinky Spore
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What's your shoe size?
So you see there is guy that needs ummm.... purging
Can I borrow your thunderhawk?
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2011/06/07 13:18:20
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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How do you use the john?
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/07 19:36:43
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Painlord Titan Princeps of Slaanesh
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Do the sisters of battle actually fill out those chest plates? Cuz I mean DAYUM.
If a sister of battle can fire a bolter just as accurately without helmet augmentation and suit strength enhancements, why can't you swing it around one-handed? Weenie!
Have you ever punted a guardsman?
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40k Armies I play: 
Glory for Slaanesh!
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2011/06/07 20:04:06
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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What would you do if a woman wanted a ride?
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Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
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