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2011/05/04 00:08:06
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Well this is just an idea i had for a little while, so anyway if you called ask anyone from the spacemarine chapter or the traitor legions a question what would it be?
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2011/05/04 00:11:52
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Are you happy?
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/05/04 00:18:36
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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How do you think he would reply?
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1200 pts of Black Legion and Night Lords |
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2011/05/04 00:20:47
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Depends on the Chapter, I suppose. Most SMs would reply "I serve the Emperor, it is my duty, and duty is its own reward" or some variation thereof, that explains that they find joy in battle, and in destroying the enemies of the Emperor and of Mankind, and could not be happier than by serving the God-Emperor.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2011/05/04 00:23:44
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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What's your kill count?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/04 00:24:42
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Now that, that depends of the legion/chapter
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1200 pts of Black Legion and Night Lords |
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2011/05/04 00:30:49
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Is it too late to sign up?
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2011/05/05 00:35:28
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Storm Guard
Salt Lake City, Utah
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How is the weather up there?
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2011/05/05 00:45:40
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Does you afraid of anything?
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2011/05/05 00:57:42
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/05/05 01:36:07
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Can I join your ranks?
I couldn't get into most first-founding legions, they take younger recruits than most, but some take sixteen year olds...so it's not too late!
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2011/05/05 01:41:10
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Maryland
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"You may know no fear, but do you know love?"
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2011/05/05 01:57:46
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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How much does you bolter weigh?
When you grow 33% bigger, does your, um, manhood grow too?
Are women still attractive to you?
Got any spare progenoids?
Can you spit venom on me? I want to see what it feels like!
Can I borrow your chainsword? Because you see there is this man, Matt Ward...
What would happen if we put the progenoid in Chuck Norris?
Does a post-human still feel joy if all he knows is death?
Don't you think *insert heretics name here* is awesome? *troll*
Can I be a neophyte?
Want me to get out of your way?
What's your ultimate objective in life?
Did you choose this?
Can I have a piggyback ride?
How much can you lift?
What kind of music do you like?
Do you have time for the arts?
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2011/05/05 02:08:47
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Can you be my father?
Can you come to school with me?
Can I borrow your bolt pistol for uhhh target practice.
Can I borrow Carapace armor just for lols?
Can You do back flips?
Can you scare that girl over there to liking me?
What do you mean you can't?
Do you like Raptors?
Is the sky blue?
Etc.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/05/05 02:15:39
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Oozing Spawning Vat
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Why are you so xenophobic?
Why are you such a prick?
Why-AAAAAAAAAARGH!
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 Devour the Flesh, Rend the Metal and Shatter the Mind!-Hive Fleet Ophiuchus-1000 Points.
Devout Follower of The Changer of Ways. 
Fan of   and 
Gotta love da dakka.
"In 19, ?emeni Packreleased, a diplomat and the last elf in the world, escaped from her human captors (who had conquered her home retreat fifteen years earlier) and fled into the Swamps of Thinning. In 20, she took for herself the title of leader of her civilization, and was therefore elected by a unanimous vote of all surviving civilization members: her. She was unable to accomplish anything further in the next twenty four years and died of old age in 44."
-Nobody1225, Bay12Forums
"I like to think of these false alarms as the last being alive, wandering the world in ever-mounting terror and madness, freaking the feth out whenever he thinks he hears something...but it's just the wind, right? Right?"
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2011/05/05 02:21:05
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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"What's the best use that you've found for your Betcher's Gland?"
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/05/05 02:34:44
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Irked Necron Immortal
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2011/05/05 02:35:40
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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mondo80 wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/217845-Don%27t%20ask%2C%20don%27t%20tell.html
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/05/05 02:59:41
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Paingiver
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What did you think of the Royal Wedding?
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Thus, After having thus successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd
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2011/05/05 03:14:13
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Nigel Stillman
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Can you bone?
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2011/05/05 03:18:51
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
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Nightwalker wrote:Well this is just an idea i had for a little while, so anyway if you called ask anyone from the spacemarine chapter or the traitor legions a question what would it be?
Id ask an Ultra Marine for Mat Wards Address. I would then a Raven Guard Strike Force to help me launch a surprise attack to finnally subdue this mad man, and incapacitate him. And then launch him into space. Preferably towards the sun.
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2011/05/05 03:19:01
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Commoragh-bound Peer
Salt Lake City UT
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What would you do for a klondike bar?
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In Heaven We Were Formed...
In Hell We Were Trained...
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2011/05/05 04:10:46
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Sinewy Scourge
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What do you do when you get uhh anxious...yeah anxious for lady company?
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2011/05/05 05:41:04
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
Indiana
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I'd ask a Black Templar brother if he ever actually literally just picked up a neophtye to use as a shield rather than just figuratively.
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My Armies:
 - Death Wing and Green Wing
 - Tacticals and Devastators
   - Retired
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2011/05/05 07:35:33
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Crazed Gorger
Colton
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When you guff how long does the smell linger in your power armour?
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2011/05/05 08:17:43
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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So, those shoulder pads... what's up with them?
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/05/05 11:17:25
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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How do you feel about a miniaturised version of yourself being used to meatshield a Techmarine?
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2011/05/05 11:55:37
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Why you gotta be a hater?
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 82nd Secundus 'Frost Guard' 1500 points
Movac wrote:Genestealers? Hope they drop in Africa and get AIDS.
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2011/05/05 12:01:14
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Do you ever miss having functional genitalia?
Do you ever feel left out for not being included in Bloodbowl?
Can I borrow $5?
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40k 7th Edition Record
11 Games played
5 Games Won |
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2011/05/05 12:04:44
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Where Be MATT WARD!
I kill him need.
Yoda
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 Praise be to the God-Emperor of Mankind
God does not favour the biggest army, only the greatest shots - Voltaire
So that leaves Space Marines and Eldar! - Anon
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