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2011/05/05 12:43:23
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta
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I'd ask a black templar if i could have a rosarie for the inv save.. they are so cheap i don't see why not 
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2011/05/05 20:38:38
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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What's the dental plan in your chapter? Because it's pretty much the deciding factor between this Chapter and the World Eaters for me.
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Dark Eldar - Kabal of the Poisoned Tongue
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2011/05/05 20:57:21
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Does your PA get wi-fi?
How big are SM gaks?
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2011/05/05 21:10:11
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stalwart Space Marine
Norfolk, VA
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What's the food like?
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2011/05/05 21:24:06
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Kovnik
Bristol
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So, whats the retirement package like?
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/05/05 21:30:05
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Storm Guard
Salt Lake City, Utah
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Is it safe? 
on another note, how am I the first one to think of that? 
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2011/05/05 21:31:47
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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What's your favorite beer???
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Can I use your Thunder Hammer???????
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/05 21:32:50
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2011/05/05 21:36:46
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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I would ask him why most of his generals act like the imperium only uses the marines.
Then i would make a "Just the tip" crack based on the statement the Astrates are the tip of the spear known as the Imperium's military.
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2011/05/05 22:11:27
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Space wolves: do you lift your leg when you take a leak?
Salamander: can you help me build my deck and start a bond fire?
Ultras: you need help with that bug issue?
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2011/05/05 22:31:31
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Please don't kill me!
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/05/05 22:34:27
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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What army do you play in 40k?
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2011/05/05 22:42:47
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Phototoxin wrote:What army do you play in 40k?
Their answer: Squats!!!
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2011/05/05 22:45:00
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Who would you rather marry: Slanneesh, Tzeench, Khorne or Nurgle?
How old are you?
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2011/05/05 22:45:32
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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If you are trained to know no fear doesn't that mean you are afriad of fear itself ?
Have you read the latest horus heresy ?
Did you know that if you get shot at 3 times one of those shots will get through you armour ?
Are you secretly scared of Chuck Noris ?
Did you know the emporer never wanted to be worshiped as a god ?
How many muffins can you eat in a miniute ?
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2011/05/07 04:53:59
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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does this smell like chloroform to you?
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2011/05/07 07:12:53
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
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Can I borrow your power armour?
What's your favourite colour?
Do you wear underpants under there?
Do space marines play the game?
Can space marines be homosexual?
Can you perform a hadouken?
If i went up to you and said the emperor's a nob head, what would you do?
Have you ever wished you were a librarian?
How old do you have to be to join the black templars?
What deodorant do you use?
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If god give you lemons-
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! |
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2011/05/07 08:48:38
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Melissia wrote:Please don't kill me!
That's not a question 
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40k 7th Edition Record
11 Games played
5 Games Won |
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2011/05/07 20:39:17
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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Ever been in a fight so long your pee reached your resperator *makes gargle noise*
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2011/05/07 21:30:03
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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[DCM]
Procrastinator extraordinaire
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Do you ever want to use your sus-an membrane to take an uninterrupted nap?
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2011/05/07 21:42:57
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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If you were to bone a woman, would you break her in half?
Could you beat Master Chief in a fight?
Are you a librarian? If so, can you turn me into a walrus-astartes?
Can you shoot Melissia for me? Please? Thank you!
Do you ever get tired of being...you know...alive for 5 centuries?
Do Spees Mareens fap?
How much do you get paid?
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2011/05/08 18:59:56
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Malicious Mutant Scum
sitting in a cornfield
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Can I have that land raider? Please!
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2011/05/08 20:30:52
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Can I watch you punch a bear?
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2011/05/08 20:55:48
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Can you please bring your troops and submit our world to the great Human Imperium?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/08 20:56:05
 For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! 
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
 "Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
 in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/05/08 20:57:41
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
Alaska
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So, how much you benching?
Do you feel safe at home?
What does the management do about hostile work environments?
Do you wear socks?
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2011/05/08 21:08:31
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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The socks thing is a good point...
Can you tech me to fence/duel (Imperial Fists only)
Can you teach me to ninja (RG only)
Can you teach me to be boring as hell and follow rules? (Ultrasmuf only)
Can you teach me fire? (salamander)
Can you teach me to be really, really fast? (white scar only)
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2011/05/17 01:38:39
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Brainy Zoanthrope
Underground in a Mawloc-proof zone.
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How tall are you without your suit on?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/17 11:32:12
DT:80S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD375 R+++T(T)DM+
 3,500 points
Dwarfs: 150 points?
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2011/05/17 07:14:58
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Spawn of Chaos
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Walks up to a SM
Says Can I join u
No: My friends pop out and kill him
Yes: I start training
About to become servitor after great wound: Kills Self
Finishes Training: Joins CSM!!!!
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As a bearer of the word I bestow upon you the mighty power of the dictionary. |
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2011/05/17 10:41:57
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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How do you go to the bathroom in that thing?
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2011/05/17 10:49:49
Subject: If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Lady of the Lake
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So if the chaos gods gain power if people believe in them a whole bunch and you guys believe in the emprah so much; does that make the emprah the 5th god of chaos and you guys filthy heretics?
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2011/05/17 11:49:28
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Space Marine anything what would it be?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Do you ever actually use your ability to spit acid?
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