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2012/01/21 20:59:43
Subject: Re:40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
In the Ring of Debris Around Uranus
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Though shall not make fun of Mat Ward or say anything negative about him, even though they are true...
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2012/01/21 21:03:52
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Thou Shall not engage in a game of 'Tip over the terminator' whilst on break!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2012/01/22 00:19:55
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Thou shall not put Sisters of Battle pinups on your tanks, or armor, or weapons. Doing so shall result in a nasty trip to the Canonesses office.
Thou shall not take the above commandment out of context.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/01/22 00:29:11
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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There is no humour in this thread.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2012/01/22 00:36:06
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Joey wrote:There is no humour in this thread.
Humor is subjective.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/22 01:13:26
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Thou shalt not play punch-for-punch with an Imperial fist.
Thou shalt not challenge a White Scar to a foot race.
Thou shalt not ask a Blood Angel to form a gunline.
Thou shalt not remind Ultrasmurfs how awful they are and that, in fact, NO ONE wants to be them.
Thou shalt not tell a Raven Guard to get a tan.
Thou shalt not shave a sleeping Space Wolf.
Thou shalt not ask a Dark Angels if he knows how to keep a secret.
Thou shalt not refer to an Iron Hand as "Mr. Roboto"
Thou shalt not ask a Salamander if he holds his bolt pistol sideways.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Thou shalt not ask a terminator how he pees.
Thou shalt not refer to librarians as "jedi"
Thou shalt not honk at a space marine rhino.
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2012/01/23 05:02:43
Subject: 40k Humor - IG 10 Commandments
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
In the Ring of Debris Around Uranus
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Joey wrote:There is no humour in this thread.
Then don't read it and don't post you spanker.
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