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2012/01/26 19:09:45
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:hotsauceman1 wrote:If star wars was made today
Beiber= Luke
Hannah Montana =Leia
Whats his face that plays Edward in Twilight =Han
On a bright side Christopher Walkin as Darth vader and sean connery as the emporer.
Fixed it for ya.
The DARK side, its...... crazy. It moves your.... soul. You can will things.......in your head. Listen, Luke......Ill be strait with you my man. Me.....Im your..... father.....your Dad
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2012/01/26 19:30:46
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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Replace Viggo Mortensen in Lotr with Stuart Townsend. 
Replace Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption with Jim Varney.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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2012/01/26 19:58:04
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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In the recent Star Trek movie, Replace Nemoy with Christopher Walkin, but leave the other Spock the same actor.
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2012/01/26 20:10:38
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Executing Exarch
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Danny DeVito as James Bond. In fact, Danny DeVito as any action hero in anything!
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/01/26 21:16:40
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You clearly havnt watched Twins.
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2012/01/26 21:18:43
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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I would like to see Patrick Stewart and Timothy Dalton in Dumb and Dumber.
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2012/01/26 21:21:19
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Easy E wrote:I would like to see Patrick Stewart and Timothy Dalton in Dumb and Dumber.
That is great!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/01/26 21:54:53
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:remilia_scarlet wrote:a romantic comedy version of the godfather.
Actually, and I think people will agree here, instead of a "rom-com" (or whatever the hollywood term for these movies are)... just cast John Belushi as Don Corleone.
How about the 'bluesbrothers' staring Jim Belushi, Kurt Russell as 'the straight man' and directed by Uwe Bowell ?
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2012/01/26 21:57:41
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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What about Brian Blessed.
As everyone.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/01/26 22:00:08
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Brian Blessed as agent smith.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/26 22:05:16
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Damn...
That would be ever so entertaining...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/01/26 22:09:58
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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purplefood wrote:Damn...
That would be ever so entertaining...
I know. I think I messed up though.
I thought the title was "Let's improve bad movies, the DAKKA way!"
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/26 22:12:52
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:purplefood wrote:Damn...
That would be ever so entertaining...
I know. I think I messed up though.
I thought the title was "Let's improve bad movies, the DAKKA way!"
That would improve it...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/01/26 22:35:13
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Brendan Fraiser in "Bedazz...." Oh wait...
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2012/01/26 22:42:49
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Aragorn...Gandalf...Legolas...Gimli...Boromir
Mortensen...McKellen...Bloom...Rhys-Davies...Bean
All actors take one step to the right.
Aragorn=Bean
Gandalf=Mortensen
Legolas=McKellen
Gimli=Bloom
Boromir=Rhys-Davies
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2012/01/26 22:48:45
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Fixture of Dakka
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dogma wrote:Aragorn...Gandalf...Legolas...Gimli...Boromir
Mortensen...McKellen...Bloom...Rhys-Davies...Bean
All actors take one step to the right.
Aragorn=Bean
Gandalf=Mortensen
Legolas=McKellen
Gimli=Bloom
Boromir=Rhys-Davies
I think that works really well, apart from Sir Ian McKellen as Legolas (unless they reverse age him 30-40 years) and Orlando Bloom as Gimli (unless they can somehow get him to look his age).
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2012/01/26 22:49:27
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I think Bean could have pulled Aragorn off...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/01/26 22:50:34
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Executing Exarch
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How about Mr Bean (Rowan Atkinson) as Frodo?
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/01/26 22:51:11
Subject: Re:Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Robert Pattinson as Legolas.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/26 22:57:35
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Charlie Hunnam from Green Street, replace him with Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint.
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/01/26 23:26:28
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
Australia
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A Beautiful mind: Replace Russel Crowe with Gary Busey.
The King’s Speech: Replace Geoffrey Rush with Christopher Walken
Avatar: Replace Sam Worthington with Nicholas Cage
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Goood! Goooood!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now take your Privateer Press tape measure and strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
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2012/01/26 23:27:48
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Replace Jodie Foster in The Accused with Gary Shandling.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2012/01/26 23:29:07
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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candy.man wrote:
The King’s Speech: Replace Geoffrey Rush with Christopher Walken
To be fair, it would prolly end up being in the "so bad, its hilarious" category.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/26 23:32:32
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Is this like the Dynasty Warrior's intro where people make everyone Lu Bu?
Anyways, replace Christopher Plummer in the Sound of Music with Gilbert Gottfried. I heard that he has a lovely singing voice.
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2012/01/27 00:13:41
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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purplefood wrote:I think Bean could have pulled Aragorn off...
They filmed together for quite some time. He probably did.
Blade Runner
Billy Crystal as Decker
Dan Aykroyd as Roy
Bette Midler as Pris
Barbra Streisand as Rachael
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2012/01/27 00:54:34
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Schindler's List - Adam Sandler as Oskar Shindler. Ice Cube as Amon Goethe. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as Itzakh Stern.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2012/01/27 01:14:36
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Medium of Death wrote:purplefood wrote:I think Bean could have pulled Aragorn off...
They filmed together for quite some time. He probably did.
Zing...!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2012/01/27 01:15:07
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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alarmingrick wrote:Medium of Death wrote:purplefood wrote:I think Bean could have pulled Aragorn off...
They filmed together for quite some time. He probably did.
Zing...!
It was well played...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2012/01/27 02:03:41
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Fixture of Dakka
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candy.man wrote:...Replace Geoffrey Rush...
That's actually the magic formula for ruining films.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/27 02:03:59
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2012/01/27 02:20:54
Subject: Lets ruin good movies, the DAKKA way!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Samuel L. Jackson as Captain Jack Sparrow.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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