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Necroshea wrote:Take any movie without will ferrell in it, and put will ferrell in it.
A definitive answer, toppable only by replacing the words Will Ferrell with Adam Sandler. Ferrell annoying as he is has a talent, though grudgingly admitted.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
WarOne wrote:I'd replace any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with Nicholas Cage as the lead.
Nicholas Cage does not equal action star, let alone the same caliber as Ahrnuld.
Oh god. See in Arnold movies, you expect a bad accent, and so you dont notice it as much.......but we've ALL seen/heard the "Put the bunneh back in the box" scene. *shutters*
Automatically Appended Next Post: On that note though, in Wicker Man, swap CAGE with ARNOLD! Now....tell me honestly, would you laugh at the bee scene? I know I would
"ahh! Da BEES!! DEY ARE EVERYWIRE!!!! ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA"
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Chowderhead wrote:Put Jason Statham as a star in Failure to Launch.
Though, Crank was kinda a Romantic Comedy...
Turn it up to 11!
Jason Statham. In everything... except his biographical film where he is played by Hugh Grant...
I was thinking more along the lines of Ricky Gervais.
Nah, everyone knows that in a biographical film you are either played by Robert Lindsey or Hugh Grant and Hugh Grant would be funnier
I got it!
It's brilliant...
" I STILL CAN"T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU"RE SAYING!!!!!!"
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KingCracker wrote:
WarOne wrote:I'd replace any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with Nicholas Cage as the lead.
Nicholas Cage does not equal action star, let alone the same caliber as Ahrnuld.
Oh god. See in Arnold movies, you expect a bad accent, and so you dont notice it as much.......but we've ALL seen/heard the "Put the bunneh back in the box" scene. *shutters*
Automatically Appended Next Post: On that note though, in Wicker Man, swap CAGE with ARNOLD! Now....tell me honestly, would you laugh at the bee scene? I know I would
"ahh! Da BEES!! DEY ARE EVERYWIRE!!!! ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA"
Well, if you replaced arnold with Mr Connery in "The adventures of Hercules" atleast the voice would be dubbed over....
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Natural Born Killers, with Nicholas Cage and Sarah Jessica Parker as the leads. Watch Nick Cage attempt to be a homicidal hick and Sarah Jessica Parker attempt to be psychotic and slutty.
And then we can use Kevin Costner as the Australian news guy and watch him not even try. If you've ever seen him in Robin Hood you know what I mean.
Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic."
Saving Private Ryan: with Shia LeBeouf as Captain Miller.
D-Day
*machine gun fire and explosions, people dying gruesomely*
LeBeouf/Miller: Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! *runs up the beach* Oh god! Oh god! *dives behind wall of sand* What do we do now? *bullet glances off other guy's helmet* Jesus! Oh that was so close, like so close, like you almost got killed *soldier takes off his helmet and rubs his head, only to get shot through the forehead* OH! MY! GOD! AHHHH!
Return of the Jedi: with Betty White as Princess Leia
Jabba: I will enjoy your company (licks lips)
White/Leia: Ugh!
(scene change)
*Luke comes into Jabba's palace and Jedi-tricks his way into Jabba's throne room. Jabba and his court is asleep, as is White/Leia, who is now dressed in a metal bikini*
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Budgetary contraints force James Cameron to use an actual forklift truck rather than the power loader. Imagine Sigourney Weaver coming through the doors driving one of these and saying, "Get away from her, you bitch".
In what is seen as masterful choice Ridley Scott picks Chevy Chase for some tongue in cheek humour which he feels the role needs.
Roger Moore is cast as Roy Batty. Roger lends some much needed colour and gravitas to the role of the suave replicant who travels through space in a safari suit.
The film ends with a musical number called 'Laughing at the rain (replicants are awesome).'
Ridley Scotts' latest film - Sex in The City - features one of the most memorable lines of dialogue of all time:
'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Straps on fire off the shoulder of Kate Moss . I watched rhinestones glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg gate. All those moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain...Time to die.'
Saving Private Ryan with John Candy instead of Tom Hanks
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
If star wars was made today
Beiber= Luke
Hannah Montana =Leia
Some pretty boy=Han
On a bright side Christopher Walkin as Darth vader and sean connery as the emporer.
Replace Samuel L Jackson with Martin Lawrence
Replace Bruce Willis with Steve Austin
Replace Ving Rhames with Shaquille O'Neal
Replace Uma Thurman with Sarah Jessica Parker
Replace Christopher Walken with William Shatner
and, finally
Replace John Travolta from 1994 with John Travolta from 2012
It goes from being a campy, fun, yet dark movie that explores the tropes of B-movies in an ingenious way to being a really bad B-movie.
hotsauceman1 wrote:If star wars was made today
Beiber= Luke
Hannah Montana =Leia
Some pretty boy=Han
On a bright side Christopher Walkin as Darth vader and sean connery as the emporer.
I know the point was to significantly alter the landscape of a movie, but dayum... that is just TOO far
It would be quite hilarious to have Carrie Fisher of today play Leia.. perhaps with Walken and Connery in your roles
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels with the cast from Glee.
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons" - Douglas MacArthur.
Hollywood was shocked today at the death of an actor on the set of the George Lucas movie 'Star Wars'. Actors Dick Cheeney and Paul Blake were performing a scene set inside an alien bar. Dick Cheeney, cast as a rogue bounty hunter, is said to have method acted his scene where he shoots another bounty hunter, first.
Cheeney is said to have carried on as normal after firing and couldnt understand what the problem was.
Cheeney is currently being interviewed by the police as is director George Lucas, who with the aid of his special effects equipment, aimed to make video footage appear to show Blakes character, Greedo, fire first.
This isnt the first calamity to hit this troubled film. Marlon Brando, cast as space wizard Obi wan Kenobi, has as of yet failed to appear on set.
remilia_scarlet wrote:a romantic comedy version of the godfather.
Actually, and I think people will agree here, instead of a "rom-com" (or whatever the hollywood term for these movies are)... just cast John Belushi as Don Corleone.
remilia_scarlet wrote:a romantic comedy version of the godfather.
Actually, and I think people will agree here, instead of a "rom-com" (or whatever the hollywood term for these movies are)... just cast John Belushi as Don Corleone.
that works too.
captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
hotsauceman1 wrote:If star wars was made today
Beiber= Luke
Hannah Montana =Leia
Whats his face that plays Edward in Twilight =Han
On a bright side Christopher Walkin as Darth vader and sean connery as the emporer.
Fixed it for ya.
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Whilst typing up my suggestion for John Belushi, I had a thought... how would WIll Farrell comedies be completely changed if the Farrell characters were all played by Bill Murray?
Well, maybe Ron Burgundy should be played by Shatner
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
Orlando Bloom as Mr Black in reservoir dogs (The one who does the torturing, I think its Mr Black)
True Grit staring Danny Dyer instead of Matt Damon...
In fact Danny Dyer in nearly anything
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. 
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