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I dont think you guys get it with Sam Jackson. He told Lucas, Ill be Mace Windu in your movie, but I want a purple light saber, and it happened. I mean...cmon!
hotsauceman1 wrote:If star wars was made today
Beiber= Luke
Hannah Montana =Leia
Some pretty boy=Han
On a bright side Christopher Walkin as Darth vader and sean connery as the emporer.
Did you know that Christopher Walkin was George Lucas' second choice for the role of Han Solo?
Pirates of the carribean- curse of the black pearl...
Switch Johnny Depp with.... Steve Buschemi Change the name of the boat to "The vast wench" Switch the cursed pieces of aztec gold with used pacifiers
Also, anything samuel jackson does is amazing and oscar worthy, so I agree he'd make a great Jack Sparrow, although steve buschemi would be better, IMO. How can you resist this face?
Mace Windu had long hair in Jackie Brown. It wierded me out the whole movie. What a delicious movie.
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Well the ruin any film just get Micheal Bay to direct it....
Can you imagine in a movie like driving miss daisy if Micheal Bay had directed it? Half way down the first street a building would explode into a giant fireball and Morgan Freeman would have to drive and dodge failing chunks of stone and cars.
Johnny-Crass wrote:Well the ruin any film just get Micheal Bay to direct it....
Can you imagine in a movie like driving miss daisy if Micheal Bay had directed it? Half way down the first street a building would explode into a giant fireball and Morgan Freeman would have to drive and dodge failing chunks of stone and cars.
Soooooo your choice is replace John Cusack in 2012 with Morgan Freeman?
Ok.... here we go..
Wizard of Oz
Scarecrow = Robin Williams
Tinman = Billy Crystal
Cowardly Lion + Whoopie Goldberg.
Let them adlib = instant comedy classic.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Johnny-Crass wrote:Well the ruin any film just get Micheal Bay to direct it....
Can you imagine in a movie like driving miss daisy if Micheal Bay had directed it? Half way down the first street a building would explode into a giant fireball and Morgan Freeman would have to drive and dodge failing chunks of stone and cars.
Soooooo your choice is replace John Cusack in 2012 with Morgan Freeman?
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:The joke that I thought of when reading this was
Did you hear they are remaking a liam neeson starring jet li?
-no, whats it called?
Schindler's FIST
isn't that an adult film?
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Robin Hood with Kevin Smith by KS done as a "Jay and Silent Bob" movie.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
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