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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I wont lie, that would have the potential to be a decent movie.
   
Made in us
Daemonic Dreadnought






Cast Away

Replace Tom Hanks with Fran Drescher

Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but refuse. They cling to the realm, or love, or the gods…illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is, but they’ll never know this. Not until it’s too late.


 
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Avatar
Replace the Main Character with
Hayden Christensen
Yeah its that guy.
Instant movie ruiner.

X-Men
Replace Phoenix with Megan Fox

Replace Cyclops with
Darren Ewing

Untouchables
Replace AL Capone with
Nicolas Cage

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

Ensis Ferrae wrote:Blade redone with Snoop Dogg instead of Wesley Snipes


No, Coolio.


Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

dogma wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:Blade redone with Snoop Dogg instead of Wesley Snipes


No, Coolio.


50 Cent might be better.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




The oceans of the world

Replace Christian Bale in Batman with David Cook. Batman would never stop moving around and yelling.
   
Made in au
Stabbin' Skarboy






Queensland (Australia)

n0t_u wrote:He'll still be Jack Sparrow.


CAPTAIN Jack sparrow, get it right.

The Humies Waste presious time with slow and boring speeches; While the Oks just get it over and done with in one simple WAAGGGHHHH!!
My Dakka Blog: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/422595.page
My Blog: http://apainterstabletop.blogspot.com/
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The Man Who Would Be King: Replace Caine and Connery with Abbot and Costello.

Bravehart: Replace Gibson with Johnny Depp.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Asherian Command wrote:
dogma wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:Blade redone with Snoop Dogg instead of Wesley Snipes


No, Coolio.


50 Cent might be better.



No man, hes a popular rapper, AND has "acted" before. Coolio OTOH, has pissed off Weird Al fans, and hasnt acted, AND most importantly, people hate his raps
   
Made in us
Dominar






How many of the Lord of the Rings trilogy protagonists could you legitimately replace with black rappers?

Eminem as Sarumon actually has the potential for some epicness, I reckon.
   
Made in us
Irked Necron Immortal






Wisconsin

Replace the zombies in any zombie movie with bunnies, puppies, and baby ducks!

isnt that an episode of my little pony?


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Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Lint wrote:Roy Schneider as Neo in the Matrix


Clint Eastwood as Morpheus....

"I know Kung-Fu"
"Get off my lawn!"


now that was funny!


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how about we replace the guy that played Gandolf with John Cleese. not sure if that would ruin it but it would sure make it interesting.

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Ariel: He will do what he must when the time comes.
Raziel: By choosing his own death? A sacrifice for the world? You don't know Kain very well.

The Awakening RE-BOOT

DIY Home Theater Repair and Instalation

 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Take any Orlando Bloom movie and replace him with Rowan Atkinson.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Beast Lord





Take Gladiator and replace

Maximus-John Cusack

Comodus-Sylvester Stallone

Lucilla(emperor's daughter)-Julia Roberts


 
   
Made in us
Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch





Speaking of Sly, replace Geoffrey Rush in The Kings Speech with Sylvester Stallone.

text removed by Moderation team. 
   
Made in gb
Nurgle Chosen Marine on a Palanquin




Dumbarton, Scotland

Citizen Kane with Carrot Top.

Take the top and bottom and switch.

Karyorhexxus' Sons of the Locust: 1000pts 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Lord of the Rings..... with Golden Retriever puppies as the hobbits.
"Buddies of the Ring"

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Wicked Canoptek Wraith




Essex, UK

Switch Ken Foree with William Shatner in 'Dawn Of The Dead '78'...purely for this scene!




"When there's.........NO MORE...........room in hell...........the dead........WILL.............walk the earth"

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Made in gb
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot





England

In lord of the rings replace christoper lee with jackie chan because and asian ninja wizard would rule

Space Wolves: 10 Grey Hunters, 5 Terminators, 1 Wolf Priest
Dark Eldar: 10 Wyches, 1 Succubus
Skaven: IoB, 3 Extra Rat Ogres, 1 Grey Seer, 1 Warlord
High Elves: IoB

KingCracker wrote: I wont lie, I laughed a bit. I do feel a bit sorry for the poor folks that were sleeping, and suddenly woke up on the ceiling


DA:90-S+G+MB++I+Pw40kPwhfb09++D++A++/fWD-R++T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Bloodfever wrote:Switch Ken Foree with William Shatner in 'Dawn Of The Dead '78'...purely for this scene!




"When there's.........NO MORE...........room in hell...........the dead........WILL.............walk the earth"




Shatner can make many movies hilarious, just by being there.

Ill.......BE!....back

WHOA!......I...know......KUNGFU!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

JAWS


Sheriff Brody played by... Tim Allen
Hooper played by... Shia Labouf
Quint played by... Larry the Cable Guy
Mayor Larry played by... Rodney Dangerfield


Let the blasphemy begin!



 
   
Made in us
Mutilatin' Mad Dok






Step brothers with Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee?

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
Made in ca
Nasty Nob





Canada

Verne Troyer as V in V for Vendetta

Stomped

To Be Stomped
No One
My vision of how 40k ends: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937830/1/Time-of-Ending-the-40k-Finale  
   
Made in us
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps






Not a movie, but recast Kunta Kintai in Roots the miniseries with Tom Hanks. No makeup or anything, just tom hanks.

And recast Morgan Freeman as the evil slavemaster.
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Hmmm
Robin Hood with Kevin Costn... oh wait... thats been done......

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
 
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