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Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Like I say. Twas a joke darling. Do you seriously think I am infatuated with a cartoon character?

The answer by the way is no.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
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Omadon's Realm

 Samus_aran115 wrote:

 Squigsquasher wrote:

But then I am 16 so, yeah.

Anyway, who needs real girls? Rei is mai waifu. :p


having a waifu doesn't necessarily mean you can't have a girlfriend, or even a wife. I will always be true and honest to my waifu, no matter what. She is my soulmate, my everything, my sun, my moon and my onigiri... I can't say the same about girlfriends








 
   
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Napoleonics Obsesser






Typical Neurotypicals.


If only ZUN!bar were here... 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

 kronk wrote:
I just googled Waifu after MGS's post, and I just lost respect for a few posters on a forum for tiny toy men.

Really? Get laid, people.

Indeed. I really wish I hadn't googled that.


Meanwhile, back in Topicsville...

I dunno, I guess age is just a number, and all that. Erm, not in a Jimmy Saville kind of way!


Let's keep it legal, people.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Kronk I owe you a beer. Was going to google that after I came back from the Doc appointment...

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Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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 Albatross wrote:
 kronk wrote:
I just googled Waifu after MGS's post, and I just lost respect for a few posters on a forum for tiny toy men.

Really? Get laid, people.

Indeed. I really wish I hadn't googled that.


Dammit, now I'm curious

But I shall attempt to resist

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

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IT means when someone loves a fictional Character.

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

We know.

It also means that you should, if this describes you, probably get out more.

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Do what your heart tells you to do and listen not to wittless fools, love is pure if you chose it to be thus, do not cloud it with a meaningless thing like age, what is that compared to the rest of your lives in peace and harmony.

Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Add me to the club.....Waifu? Oh jeebus....
   
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Paddle faster...I hear banjo music...

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Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
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Earth

Hit that gak.

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Is she hot?

Are you looking for fun or a relationship?

Is she looking for fun or a relationship?

If she's older, she probably had better credit and a house with a pool.

Factor this into your equation, young padawan.

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 Grey Templar wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Relationships are interesting. My friend asked out a girl, She canceled on him, Then 3 months later, in which they didnt talk, she broke up with him, before he even had his first date with her.
HE is the only guy who had a break up before his first date.


Hmmm, not sure if in that situation I would feel like a loser or that I'd avoided something really bad by the skin of my teeth.

I'll go with the latter.

I think he feels like a loser TBH. I mean i know there is this girl he goes out to lunch with and went to a wedding with, and i keep telling him to make a move, but he just wants to stay friends with her.

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Well, yeah. In that case, loser it is. I mean, I have trouble asking girls out(they're scary!) but if you already have a friend relationship its perfectly fine.

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

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For those too afraid to google waifu, I think this should allow you to figure the rest out:






also: it's like a whole new level of "forever alone".

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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Song relevant:




This woman is my type =^.^=



http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/408342.page 
   
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Birmingham, UK

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'm being hunted, stalked, pursued even by a woman of a certain age. Actually I wouldn't call her a cougar persay as I usually identify cougars as being in their mid-40s... if not older *shudder* This woman is still twelve years my senior which doesn't really bother me, but I know it would bother others. So Dakka it's time to ask that question, what is the acceptable age gap in a relationship? One night stand or more committed. .


Smash her doors in. Seriously, have a good time.

Want something more? Then treat it like any other relationship...and smash her doors in.

If you do care what others think then don't pursue it.

   
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 azazel the cat wrote:
For those too afraid to google waifu, I think this should allow you to figure the rest out:






also: it's like a whole new level of "forever alone".


What a marisa-tier Dakimakura.

Also, you're entirely wrong. Having a Daki has nothing to do with having a Waifu.

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Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Incidentally, fundamentally Dakimakura are just orthopedic body pillows with cute girls drawn on them. In fact they are often comfort objects for children.

Some sad men just don't grow out of them.

They are also not to be confused with Daikon, which is a type of white radish, although someone will eventually combine the two into Radish-Chan.

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 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
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I fail to see how attempting to have a relationship with an anime character screenprinted on a pillow is any different than attempting to have a relationship with an anime character printed on anything else.
   
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The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

I didn't say it wasn't unbelievably pitiful. But it is slightly less sad than if said pillow had...holes in it.

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 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
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That was an extremely funny sketch..

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I used to have a body Pillow when i was young, But it was a Coca -Cola body pillow..

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Did anyone else have one of these as a kid?



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Yes.

However, that is where it stopped.

Very different than what is being discussed here.
   
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 Monster Rain wrote:
Did anyone else have one of these as a kid?



Hulkamaniacs, assemble!


I had that.
   
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I had normal stuffed toys. A panther, a couple dinosaurs, winnie the pooh, etc...

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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If you where a kid nd didnt have stuffed dino's your parents hated you

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