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That title and the inspector of the naughty or nice guild having a fling on the job… This film better have some “kids won’t notice” references to shibari, BDSM, knifeplay or hot wax dripping or it’s a total waste of potential.

Have they ever made a Skinemax-style Hallmark movie? Why the heck not??

Santa-n: The Red Awakening

In which Santa is actually Satan or something and therefore you’re all terrible Christians and deserve for your bottom to wish it had never been born and that.

Seems because Santa was worshipped more than anyone else on Christmas, he became evil. Not entirely sure if that stands up to scripture. And it does kind of suggest that excess worship is a bad thing.

I don’t think this is a Christian Movie though. Rather someone who decided Santa sounds a bit like Satan. Certainly it’s on Prime and not Pureflix.

Apparently the Director/Producer takes inspiration from Leonardo DiCaprio to ensure excellence in all he does.

I guess it really is a long way to the top. Suffice to say I’m not a person of faith, and I’ll feeling pretty insulted so far.


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Actually, maybe it is trying to evangelise?

It’s hard to tell, because the script is bobbins and the dialogue stilted. Which really isn’t helped by a general lack of background music for most of it.

The people are also really daft. It seems in this world it’s accepted Santa has gone to the daft, and likes to off children. And that’s because people “worship” him instead of your man. And so……they keep worshipping him and allowing non-Christcentric imagery and decorations and that?

Given that’s apparently the root cause….you’d think they’d at least try to get it right.


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Utterly dreadful. Bills itself as a psychological horror. And it’s just dreck.

Sounds like propaganda for the "War on Christmas" folks.

I really don’t know if it is or not, it’s that poorly made.